I sent a message to another member of the massive (I won’t say who), to ask why he had chosen his particular picture. I thought it was a splendid pun on his username. I received an email back confirming my suspicion.
So why did you choose your particular profile pic? Is it someone you admire? does it show your secret side?
Mine? All mine show have shown a fez, (the best headgear ever).
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It’s a northern Angolan mask .One of my favourites and a nice connection with my love of African music.
It’s just my Facebook picture; after so many of us outed ourselves there I didn’t feel the need to be so coy on here.
Ditto.
Mine’s an old one of a monkey – I’d forgotten about it until the revival of this site.
A picture of Babe Paley in Vogue. It’s from a photography exhibition I went to recently which was largely disappointing apart from this one. There’s just something about the look on her face…
A Babe – how appropriate π
Yeah, a glamorous American socialite! How…inappropriate. (Sadly.) π
I actually thought it was Judy Garland, looks a lot like her.
Mine’s a shameless homage (i.e a ripoff) of one of my favourite records – XTC’s English Settlement.
It’s me with a Guinness in a bar in the west of Ireland, enjoying the craic
It’s Mr Pastry. Something of a hero in my youth.
We’ve got a weimaraner, and the picture made me laugh
I have a lady weimie. What’s yours?
Father Jack Hackett – I aspire to be as eloquent, suave, debonaire and sober as Father Jack.
What would you say to a nice cup of tea Father?
That would be an ecumenical matter
The Silver Surfer, Norrin Rad, Herald of Galactus, Soarer of the Spaceways.
Because when I’m not posting on here, I roam the cosmos at faster-than-light speeds searching for new worlds to be devoured by my master.
A rather sweet little onscreen animation – available by googling ‘eSheep’ – describes my, hopefully benign, persona online.
It’s from when I got tired of being God and went country. .
My name is not Tree.
It’s edited down from this one. [IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/r9euro.jpg[/IMG]
It’s edited down from this one;
http://i62.tinypic.com/r9euro.jpg
My current persona is a Mervyn Peake illustration for the Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Peake’s writings and drawings are a constant source of inspiration. Don’t shoot the albatross!
Do you get wafers with it?
(sorry)
‘Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it!
It’s a picture of an elephant shrew.
It’s the only image I had lying around.
“Shrewd, did you know that the elephant shrew never closes its eyes”
Reg Smeeton, the village newsagent and self-styled human encyclopaedia.
I was bitten by a radio active owl !
Anthony Newley as Gurney Slade. I identify with the character and his penchant for the countersunk screw.
Michael Nesmith of them Monkees. I made it my Twitter pic early on and it seems to have stuck as my brand. You’ve got to brand yourself, you know.
I had the woolly hat when I was 13 in small-town Ireland. Always: is that a teacosy?
Picture and name relates to my musical nom de plume
Just managed the other day to turn myself into the Mighty McGuinn, my hero since I was about 10. The most visually satisfying pop star of the 1960s.
Wig and shades to hide my true identity…
Well, it’s a fifer, innit? It’s by Edouard Manet and I quite like it. Of course, it has sod all to do with the fact that I am a native of the Kingdom of Fife, which is the origin of my nom-de-net.
One of my favourite pictures – beautiful lines.
http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae75/gabrielsantosr/Manet_X.jpg
Just lil’ old me …
My Daft Punk sleeveface, with spaceship background provided by Michael of this parish and his photoshopping skillz.
The “Crab Nebula” was perfectly adequate.
It’s how I got my nickname. I started a band around 1979. Some of us also did stage musicals. We were in the pub after rehearsals, trying to find a band name. On the back of a musical score were a list of other musicals published by the same company (Chappell, I think it was).
One of them was Jorrocks, written by the same dude that wrote Half A Sixpence. We became ‘The Jorrocks’. I picked up the nickname when workmates heard the name of the band. Only a very few people still know me a Jorrox now.
Ray n’ Maggie from Love and Rockets by the wonderful Jamie Hernandez. It reminds me of the GLW and me before kids. Love it so much we used the pose for a proper photoshoot.
My former self is sighing with envy
So were you maggieloveshopey in another life?
once, long ago
Erm. It’s a sketch of a creature that is half lion and half tigger. Obviously.
Err, how do you put up a photo to your profile?
I’m useless at these sort of things.
@paintyface go to your profile page
https://theafterword.co.uk/members/paintyface/profile/
And click ‘change profile photo’
My avatar is annoyingly metametameta.
Itβs a woman from the cover of a 1991 guidebook to Berlin. I confessed to the AW to falling in love with this noble fraulein in my tender-hearted youth, and one of our number had the smarts to track the image down, so there she is.
Itβs a way of saying I am just as much of a dumb-ass as I was when I was 17. And I dig crazy chicks.
(if you’re experiencing deja vu, this is an answer I gave to ContraryArticle last week)
I am a man who changes his Facebook profile photo more often than I change my underpants. So here I just took the first photo that came to hand.
It’s a tree in our local square in KΓ€rrtorp . My daughter Zoe is swinging on the feminist swing. And in the background is Reflexen, our wonderful local fleapit.
In its reduced state, I thought it was a rare Talk Talk album sleeve.
Ack ack ack ack ack
You’re on some old chewing gum cards I have here.
Now I am known, I have left my shades off.
A fat Thomas Brolin playing football recently. It just makes me smile as he looks like Sinbad from Brookside.
Because it’s true – it’s also true when I’m happy, and every shade in between the two
My daughter did mine on her fancy drawing board from a photo. The one on Facebook is a Panasonic DZ21K projector.
From the cover of the 1980 compilation, Axe Attack. K-Tel’s finest moment, responsible for introducing many an unsuspecting young thing into the joys of buying records with devils on the cover.
I’m taller in real life.
It’s purple, my favourite colour (which I have gone on about at least once in the old blog) and a star as I make iridescent shell mosaics in the shape of stars.
And very beautiful they are, too.
Dangermouse…cos he’s cool and wears an eyepatch.
Neither apply to me in real life.
Mine’s a panel from the very wonderful Diesel Sweeties webcomic.
It’s a bloody enormous Japanese robot. Why wouldn’t you have that as your avatar?
Mine is hopefully obvious. I tend to use things I might have picked as badges in the early 80s. So Trojan or Tamla, or a Rickenbacker guitar have all featured as avatars. And when I’m not doing that I used to do monkey pictures in various online places over the years. May revive the monkey habit. So to speak.
It’s a version of the famous His Master’s Voice logo that I’ve got standing on top of a speaker in my home, made with a plastic pig and a pencil sharpener in the form of a funnel gramophone.
I thought it appropriate because the gramophone was/is the Afterword symbol.
I sometimes use it as an image when I make mix-CD’s for people, under the name of “His Farmer’s Voice”…
Brilliant!
Another variation is His Mester’s Voice, which is a picture of Gordon Jackson listening to David Langton.
“Who is Number One?”
I’m no looker, and usually look like terrible in photographs. When I rejoined I flicked through the (few) photos on my phone and found one of me just after my daughter had tried to paint my face. It seemed an amusing one to use. When I uploaded it, it was rotated through 90 degrees, which made it even funnier, particularly when cropped. So I stuck with it.
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Just a got a fresh delivery from the UK and it reminded me of the best thread on the old place.
It’s my beloved Bimbo Club badge, obvs. Great comic, great club, great badge. Of course, the first rule of Bimbo Club is you don’t talk about…
I wanted it to be a pic of a 1979 early version NR500 Honda. Anyone on here who has the faintest idea what I’m on about, fair play to you.
But the file was too big.
So I made it my favourite akkadakka album instead.
Wasn’t that the square four? *drools*
It’s a close up from Everything Everything’s first album ‘Man Alive’. I also love foxes & I’m dressing up as Mrs Fox for World Book Day this Thursday!
Well hello there…
a drawing I did of the Red Skull, chosen for
no real reason
A bit of a daubing innit.
Whither the wattling?
Mine is a chimney on Gaudi’s Casa Mila in Barcelona- which looks like a face.
Crikey, there was I thinking it was an Imperial Stormtrooper who’d been goosed by a passing droid.
Hang on, I didn’t add one, and yet…
Ah.: “If there is a Gravatar associated with your account email we will use that”
And, it turns out…
It’s of course Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog. I also liked his HoudiElblow character who was a very poor escapologist.
in homage to the Punch column of yesteryear written by my namesake – wonder what became of him.
In homage to….well….I suppose the nom de guerre was already a giveaway….
Just to add a bit of mystery – it’s my t-shirt but not me in it….
Nickname when I was doing my apprenticeship was Reg (real surname close to “Perrin” (if you mishear it slightly), hence the Leonard Rossiter connection.
However, my natural stance of hands on the back of hips, gut pushed forward and general dithering in speech and mannerisms marks me closer to Rigsby in character.
(The grotty cardigan just tops the whole comparison off)
I typed ‘Smudger’ into Google Images not knowing what to expect and the first few hundred pictures were of a train off Thomas the Tank Engine called Smudger. Never knew it existed until then.
It’s one of the few pictures of me which doesn’t make me want to punch myself repeatedly in the face. Mangled through PaperArtist so you can’t really see me, natch.
My son’s size tens, sticking out a window in Menorca.
It’s a portrait of me by the C19 illustrator Tenniel which appeared on the label for The Famous Charisma, on which my first album purchases appeared. A rather more colourful version graces my upper left arm.
When I joined Twitter I read that it was a good move to add some kind of pic, rather than just retaining the egg logo. So I grabbed almost the first thing that came to mind – nothing more profound than that. I suppose I’m comfortable with something frivolous and stupid – rather than something more personal (like a pic of Bobby Moore, a boyhood hero, or the hook and cross BOC symbol, a long time favourite band). Having chosen it I didn’t feel I could change it, so it’s remained on Twitter and also joined me here, not least as I use the same name.
I quite like the way people routinely change their pics on Facebook, but that’s where I’m using my real name.
I was the one Hubert contacted. He was very kind to say he thought it a splendid pun, but I just thought to be Pajp (or “pipe”) on the one hand and “not a pipe” on the other was quite fun.
As I told Hubert in my e-mail, just before I joined the Afterword, my wife started calling me βPajpβ. I donβt know why, but I thought it a good name to use on the site. My wife is Hungarian, so I adopted what I thought would be her spelling of the name and then the Magritte picture came to mind.
My wife has a guide dog – I saw this on the GDBA website and it seemed to fit with my new name
Fluff Freeman. A DJ I loved when I listened to his Saturday rock show back in the early 90’s on Radio one. There are MP3’s of his 70’s Radio shows available on ebay, I bought them and they’re great to flick thru on the commute with ipod/headphones. Fingers crossed he remains a saint in my eyes and never dragged into the youknowwho shite of DJ’s past. A legend!
Blue Boy – it’s this rather fine Picasso painting. Obvious, I know, but hey…
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b611/Molesworth1/image.jpg1_zpsmskubxnf.jpg
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Its a photo I took of my shadow, a communications horn and rainbow coloured tarmac in the grounds of Clitheroe Castle. It’s bright, anonymous(ish), in the town I was married and one I have yet to better. Also found on Twitter.
It’s the character from the TV show Utopia, whose name I’ve stolen.
Yeah Picasso’s alright, but I’d rather look at a one hour loop of David Beckham sleeping (Is it wrong that I pretend I’m Posh and stroke my naughty bits?).
Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham. During a Sydney gig back on their SYW tour. To remind myself that I was a dumbarse at 13 who should’ve been there and now regrets not being so.
Also, just because they’re a current obsession. See also my new website http://www.buckinghamnicks.info, lol.
Love the website Nicole. Have you checked out the competition?
http://www.buckinghamnicks.net/
It’s my Linn Sondek: served me well since about 1982 and probably my most-prized possession . The Ittok turned up about 10 years later. I do love vinyl.
It’s the “beachball with claws” alien from the sci-fi film Dark Star. On the old site I had a fisheye lens image of the crew but this time out I opted for the pesky alien. Dark Star is the one film that reminds me most of my carefree teenage self; it reminds me that the world (and indeed the universe) is still full of infinite possibilities. I watch it when I want to remember that being a proper grown up doesn’t have to stop me from being a proper kid.
Tom Bqker (Doctor No.4) describing Jon Pertwee (Doctor No.3) as a “tall light bulb who just glitters”.
He also described him as an ” insufferable know-it-all that I avoided at every opportunity” but Doctors never get along with their different incarnations
Forks calls me Zippy, so I thought I might as well…
It’s some Underpants.
Oof! *trumpet*
As a representative of the NoProfilePic clique, I couldn’t help noticing, while browsing the “The Massive” link looking for familiar names, that a few of the (am I supposed to call them) tiles we’ve been awarded are a bit, ahem, Swastika-like. As someone who feels no desire to “pic up”, I’m glad the abstract I was allocated was not that of certain others.
If you feel your tile betrays a sympathy for a totalitarian regime, or genocide in general, can you switch it for another tile, or is it like Countdown when you get a “Q” but no “U” and you just have to make do..?
It’s Goldfinger and Oddjob on the golf course.
I joined a golf website and when I registered they said “Add a photo so people will remember you better” so I picked the first golf related thing I thought of. I used the same photo when I signed here
Changed picture to better reflect my handle…
The first music I listened to was on this particular type of radio, hence the username. I wish I had found something that would tell more about what I like, my passions, but I would be still searching, so it is this radio.
As a child, I used to think that an old radio would only play music from the time it was created (fifties radio fifties radio program, seventies radio, what was nowadays music), and in one way, it was true.
My original profile picture was Gru from Despicable Me, but I just changed it to Terry-Thomas, because I am an absolute shower…
I needed a cartoon doodle of me for a different website that I was working on. WordPress used the same image of me automatically.
it’s a detail from the cover of A Wizard A True Star by Todd Rundgren, which as any fule kno, is the best album ever made
Er, it’s a bungliemutt, a furry little chap who graces our home, and who provides a handy internet moniker.
Marcel Proust playing air guitar. This continues to amuse me no end.
I woke this thread up from the dead partly because it amuses me to read people’s descriptions of avatars they no longer have. (Including me – I have never had a crush on Cosmo Smallpiece)
Wow! So many forgotten names
Thank you the Moosey one.
My bid for a hamper post.
After 3.5 years I think only the chutney will be edible.
Still, the basket is fun.
A close up shot of a guitar ! Think I took the picture when seeing Tab Benoit
Max the Dog.
Hi Max. Meet Alf the dog. No sniffing, please.
Me, circa 1964/5.