@bingo-little You’ve summed it up brilliantly for me. I would have just used a bold font on the cheat and drug references to make me feel a little better. But, as much as I would like to despise him, he’s far […]

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Why was he shocked? Surely he’d been living there for a while?

*gets coat*

In Bruges. It’s fabulous.

Proves your point.

You could be right. Well, that’s probably the excuse I need to watch it again.

It’s the funniest film that makes me cry at that precise moment. Although, isn’t it a train station??

In no particular order:

Blades Of Glory
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Best In Show
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Holy Grail

He was a couple of seconds faster than me. He was a member of Bracknell Athletic Club. He was a good mate of mine and he admitted he didn’t think he was going to catch me coming out of the last bend. He had n […]

I whisper “Alexa, what time is it?”

Alexa whispers back the time. I don’t even need to open my eyes.

Annoyingly, the answer is very often around the 4am part of the morning.

Bracknell Sports Centre, I have ran around that track in 56 seconds* I’ll have you know.

*I was officially the second best 400m runner in my year at school.

I think James Hunt spent most of his time in Tramp.

Agree with all of that @fortuneight. I recently read Why I’m No Longer Talking To White People About Race. I thought I had a pretty good view on what the issues were. I absolutely didn’t.

I have that covered…

“I’ve never been part of a male group who live up to the stereotype of talking about sex all the time”

This was me until I got invited to my walking football WhatsApp group. I rarely join in other than to say I […]

I bet they only have one monopoly day per year…

I think you just need a bigger hammer to squeeze the bits into the smaller form factor.

Did you ever see that thing on Top Gear where they played football in cars?

They seem abusive to me. I wouldn’t want people doing that to anyone in my family and I certainly wouldn’t put up with any of the things he admitted to in the work place. And I would expect to get fired if I did […]

Thanks for that. And the anti static tip. All makes sense to me especially getting the right spec. It’s the building part that concerns me…

The desire for a PC is because that’s the platform his main friends seem to have. My kids are fairly good on devices – they use them more than I would like but they are not allowed them at bedtime – they go into […]

If my next door had free open wifi, I don’t think I would have broadband.