I sent a message to another member of the massive (I won’t say who), to ask why he had chosen his particular picture. I thought it was a splendid pun on his username. I received an email back confirming my suspicion.
So why did you choose your particular profile pic? Is it someone you admire? does it show your secret side?
Mine? All mine show have shown a fez, (the best headgear ever).
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Junior Wells says
It’s a northern Angolan mask .One of my favourites and a nice connection with my love of African music.
Gatz says
It’s just my Facebook picture; after so many of us outed ourselves there I didn’t feel the need to be so coy on here.
Gary says
Ditto.
Wayfarer says
Mine’s an old one of a monkey – I’d forgotten about it until the revival of this site.
RubyBlue says
A picture of Babe Paley in Vogue. It’s from a photography exhibition I went to recently which was largely disappointing apart from this one. There’s just something about the look on her face…
Moose the Mooche says
A Babe – how appropriate š
RubyBlue says
Yeah, a glamorous American socialite! How…inappropriate. (Sadly.) š
andielou says
I actually thought it was Judy Garland, looks a lot like her.
GCU Grey Area says
Mine’s a shameless homage (i.e a ripoff) of one of my favourite records – XTC’s English Settlement.
Vulpes Vulpes says
It’s me with a Guinness in a bar in the west of Ireland, enjoying the craic
mikethep says
It’s Mr Pastry. Something of a hero in my youth.
policybloke says
We’ve got a weimaraner, and the picture made me laugh
Beany says
I have a lady weimie. What’s yours?
Harry Tufnell says
Father Jack Hackett – I aspire to be as eloquent, suave, debonaire and sober as Father Jack.
davebigpicture says
What would you say to a nice cup of tea Father?
Moose the Mooche says
That would be an ecumenical matter
Bingo Little says
The Silver Surfer, Norrin Rad, Herald of Galactus, Soarer of the Spaceways.
Because when I’m not posting on here, I roam the cosmos at faster-than-light speeds searching for new worlds to be devoured by my master.
salwarpe says
A rather sweet little onscreen animation – available by googling ‘eSheep’ – describes my, hopefully benign, persona online.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
It’s from when I got tired of being God and went country. .
Moose the Mooche says
My name is not Tree.
Skirky says
It’s edited down from this one. [IMG]http://i62.tinypic.com/r9euro.jpg[/IMG]
Skirky says
It’s edited down from this one;
http://i62.tinypic.com/r9euro.jpg
Steerpike says
My current persona is a Mervyn Peake illustration for the Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Peake’s writings and drawings are a constant source of inspiration. Don’t shoot the albatross!
man.of.soup says
Do you get wafers with it?
(sorry)
Steerpike says
‘Course you don’t get bloody wafers with it!
duco01 says
It’s a picture of an elephant shrew.
It’s the only image I had lying around.
hubert rawlinson says
“Shrewd, did you know that the elephant shrew never closes its eyes”
Reg Smeeton, the village newsagent and self-styled human encyclopaedia.
pavelboy says
I was bitten by a radio active owl !
bogl says
Anthony Newley as Gurney Slade. I identify with the character and his penchant for the countersunk screw.
DrJ says
Michael Nesmith of them Monkees. I made it my Twitter pic early on and it seems to have stuck as my brand. You’ve got to brand yourself, you know.
Declan says
I had the woolly hat when I was 13 in small-town Ireland. Always: is that a teacosy?
Feedback_File says
Picture and name relates to my musical nom de plume
man.of.soup says
Just managed the other day to turn myself into the Mighty McGuinn, my hero since I was about 10. The most visually satisfying pop star of the 1960s.
biggles says
Wig and shades to hide my true identity…
Fifer says
Well, it’s a fifer, innit? It’s by Edouard Manet and I quite like it. Of course, it has sod all to do with the fact that I am a native of the Kingdom of Fife, which is the origin of my nom-de-net.
salwarpe says
One of my favourite pictures – beautiful lines.
http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/ae75/gabrielsantosr/Manet_X.jpg
Monkeyhanger says
Just lil’ old me …
minibreakfast says
My Daft Punk sleeveface, with spaceship background provided by Michael of this parish and his photoshopping skillz.
Declan says
The “Crab Nebula” was perfectly adequate.
Jorrox says
It’s how I got my nickname. I started a band around 1979. Some of us also did stage musicals. We were in the pub after rehearsals, trying to find a band name. On the back of a musical score were a list of other musicals published by the same company (Chappell, I think it was).
One of them was Jorrocks, written by the same dude that wrote Half A Sixpence. We became ‘The Jorrocks’. I picked up the nickname when workmates heard the name of the band. Only a very few people still know me a Jorrox now.
paulwright says
Ray n’ Maggie from Love and Rockets by the wonderful Jamie Hernandez. It reminds me of the GLW and me before kids. Love it so much we used the pose for a proper photoshoot.
Kid Dynamite says
My former self is sighing with envy
Vulpes Vulpes says
So were you maggieloveshopey in another life?
Kid Dynamite says
once, long ago
Tiggerlion says
Erm. It’s a sketch of a creature that is half lion and half tigger. Obviously.
paintyface says
Err, how do you put up a photo to your profile?
I’m useless at these sort of things.
Tim The Admin says
@paintyface go to your profile page
https://theafterword.co.uk/members/paintyface/profile/
And click ‘change profile photo’
Moose the Mooche says
My avatar is annoyingly metametameta.
Itās a woman from the cover of a 1991 guidebook to Berlin. I confessed to the AW to falling in love with this noble fraulein in my tender-hearted youth, and one of our number had the smarts to track the image down, so there she is.
Itās a way of saying I am just as much of a dumb-ass as I was when I was 17. And I dig crazy chicks.
(if you’re experiencing deja vu, this is an answer I gave to ContraryArticle last week)
Kaisfatdad says
I am a man who changes his Facebook profile photo more often than I change my underpants. So here I just took the first photo that came to hand.
It’s a tree in our local square in KƤrrtorp . My daughter Zoe is swinging on the feminist swing. And in the background is Reflexen, our wonderful local fleapit.
Argot says
In its reduced state, I thought it was a rare Talk Talk album sleeve.
Zanti Misfit says
Ack ack ack ack ack
Vulpes Vulpes says
You’re on some old chewing gum cards I have here.
retropath2 says
Now I am known, I have left my shades off.
Leedsboy says
A fat Thomas Brolin playing football recently. It just makes me smile as he looks like Sinbad from Brookside.
timtunes says
Because it’s true – it’s also true when I’m happy, and every shade in between the two
davebigpicture says
My daughter did mine on her fancy drawing board from a photo. The one on Facebook is a Panasonic DZ21K projector.
Hawkfall says
From the cover of the 1980 compilation, Axe Attack. K-Tel’s finest moment, responsible for introducing many an unsuspecting young thing into the joys of buying records with devils on the cover.
Hawkfall says
I’m taller in real life.
Carolina says
It’s purple, my favourite colour (which I have gone on about at least once in the old blog) and a star as I make iridescent shell mosaics in the shape of stars.
Tiggerlion says
And very beautiful they are, too.
davidks says
Dangermouse…cos he’s cool and wears an eyepatch.
Neither apply to me in real life.
Deviant808 says
Mine’s a panel from the very wonderful Diesel Sweeties webcomic.
Kid Dynamite says
It’s a bloody enormous Japanese robot. Why wouldn’t you have that as your avatar?
Simonl says
Mine is hopefully obvious. I tend to use things I might have picked as badges in the early 80s. So Trojan or Tamla, or a Rickenbacker guitar have all featured as avatars. And when I’m not doing that I used to do monkey pictures in various online places over the years. May revive the monkey habit. So to speak.
Locust says
It’s a version of the famous His Master’s Voice logo that I’ve got standing on top of a speaker in my home, made with a plastic pig and a pencil sharpener in the form of a funnel gramophone.
I thought it appropriate because the gramophone was/is the Afterword symbol.
I sometimes use it as an image when I make mix-CD’s for people, under the name of “His Farmer’s Voice”…
davebigpicture says
Brilliant!
Moose the Mooche says
Another variation is His Mester’s Voice, which is a picture of Gordon Jackson listening to David Langton.
Tim The Admin says
“Who is Number One?”
Milkybarnick says
I’m no looker, and usually look like terrible in photographs. When I rejoined I flicked through the (few) photos on my phone and found one of me just after my daughter had tried to paint my face. It seemed an amusing one to use. When I uploaded it, it was rotated through 90 degrees, which made it even funnier, particularly when cropped. So I stuck with it.
Vulpes Vulpes says
UP
Number Six says
Just a got a fresh delivery from the UK and it reminded me of the best thread on the old place.
Junglejim says
It’s my beloved Bimbo Club badge, obvs. Great comic, great club, great badge. Of course, the first rule of Bimbo Club is you don’t talk about…
bobness says
I wanted it to be a pic of a 1979 early version NR500 Honda. Anyone on here who has the faintest idea what I’m on about, fair play to you.
But the file was too big.
So I made it my favourite akkadakka album instead.
Vulpes Vulpes says
Wasn’t that the square four? *drools*
andielou says
It’s a close up from Everything Everything’s first album ‘Man Alive’. I also love foxes & I’m dressing up as Mrs Fox for World Book Day this Thursday!
Vulpes Vulpes says
Well hello there…
badartdog says
a drawing I did of the Red Skull, chosen for
badartdog says
no real reason
pencilsqueezer says
A bit of a daubing innit.
Moose the Mooche says
Whither the wattling?
Mike Hull says
Mine is a chimney on Gaudi’s Casa Mila in Barcelona- which looks like a face.
Vulpes Vulpes says
Crikey, there was I thinking it was an Imperial Stormtrooper who’d been goosed by a passing droid.
Nik says
Hang on, I didn’t add one, and yet…
Ah.: “If there is a Gravatar associated with your account email we will use that”
And, it turns out…
Black Celebration says
It’s of course Bob Carolgees and Spit the Dog. I also liked his HoudiElblow character who was a very poor escapologist.
Bargepole says
in homage to the Punch column of yesteryear written by my namesake – wonder what became of him.
fitterstoke says
In homage to….well….I suppose the nom de guerre was already a giveaway….
Just to add a bit of mystery – it’s my t-shirt but not me in it….
Rigid Digit says
Nickname when I was doing my apprenticeship was Reg (real surname close to “Perrin” (if you mishear it slightly), hence the Leonard Rossiter connection.
However, my natural stance of hands on the back of hips, gut pushed forward and general dithering in speech and mannerisms marks me closer to Rigsby in character.
(The grotty cardigan just tops the whole comparison off)
Smudger says
I typed ‘Smudger’ into Google Images not knowing what to expect and the first few hundred pictures were of a train off Thomas the Tank Engine called Smudger. Never knew it existed until then.
Twang says
It’s one of the few pictures of me which doesn’t make me want to punch myself repeatedly in the face. Mangled through PaperArtist so you can’t really see me, natch.
bigstevie says
My son’s size tens, sticking out a window in Menorca.
thecheshirecat says
It’s a portrait of me by the C19 illustrator Tenniel which appeared on the label for The Famous Charisma, on which my first album purchases appeared. A rather more colourful version graces my upper left arm.
fortuneight says
When I joined Twitter I read that it was a good move to add some kind of pic, rather than just retaining the egg logo. So I grabbed almost the first thing that came to mind – nothing more profound than that. I suppose I’m comfortable with something frivolous and stupid – rather than something more personal (like a pic of Bobby Moore, a boyhood hero, or the hook and cross BOC symbol, a long time favourite band). Having chosen it I didn’t feel I could change it, so it’s remained on Twitter and also joined me here, not least as I use the same name.
I quite like the way people routinely change their pics on Facebook, but that’s where I’m using my real name.
Pajp says
I was the one Hubert contacted. He was very kind to say he thought it a splendid pun, but I just thought to be Pajp (or “pipe”) on the one hand and “not a pipe” on the other was quite fun.
As I told Hubert in my e-mail, just before I joined the Afterword, my wife started calling me āPajpā. I donāt know why, but I thought it a good name to use on the site. My wife is Hungarian, so I adopted what I thought would be her spelling of the name and then the Magritte picture came to mind.
Wiggy says
My wife has a guide dog – I saw this on the GDBA website and it seemed to fit with my new name
Almost Simon says
Fluff Freeman. A DJ I loved when I listened to his Saturday rock show back in the early 90’s on Radio one. There are MP3’s of his 70’s Radio shows available on ebay, I bought them and they’re great to flick thru on the commute with ipod/headphones. Fingers crossed he remains a saint in my eyes and never dragged into the youknowwho shite of DJ’s past. A legend!
Blue Boy says
Blue Boy – it’s this rather fine Picasso painting. Obvious, I know, but hey…
http://i1294.photobucket.com/albums/b611/Molesworth1/image.jpg1_zpsmskubxnf.jpg
Malc says
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Phil Pirrip says
Its a photo I took of my shadow, a communications horn and rainbow coloured tarmac in the grounds of Clitheroe Castle. It’s bright, anonymous(ish), in the town I was married and one I have yet to better. Also found on Twitter.
Wilson Wilson says
It’s the character from the TV show Utopia, whose name I’ve stolen.
Sewer Robot says
Yeah Picasso’s alright, but I’d rather look at a one hour loop of David Beckham sleeping (Is it wrong that I pretend I’m Posh and stroke my naughty bits?).
nicole21290 says
Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham. During a Sydney gig back on their SYW tour. To remind myself that I was a dumbarse at 13 who should’ve been there and now regrets not being so.
Also, just because they’re a current obsession. See also my new website http://www.buckinghamnicks.info, lol.
bungliemutt says
Love the website Nicole. Have you checked out the competition?
http://www.buckinghamnicks.net/
Declan says
It’s my Linn Sondek: served me well since about 1982 and probably my most-prized possession . The Ittok turned up about 10 years later. I do love vinyl.
Ahh_Bisto says
It’s the “beachball with claws” alien from the sci-fi film Dark Star. On the old site I had a fisheye lens image of the crew but this time out I opted for the pesky alien. Dark Star is the one film that reminds me most of my carefree teenage self; it reminds me that the world (and indeed the universe) is still full of infinite possibilities. I watch it when I want to remember that being a proper grown up doesn’t have to stop me from being a proper kid.
DogFacedBoy says
Tom Bqker (Doctor No.4) describing Jon Pertwee (Doctor No.3) as a “tall light bulb who just glitters”.
He also described him as an ” insufferable know-it-all that I avoided at every opportunity” but Doctors never get along with their different incarnations
nigelthebald says
Forks calls me Zippy, so I thought I might as well…
chiz says
It’s some Underpants.
Beezer says
Oof! *trumpet*
Sewer Robot says
As a representative of the NoProfilePic clique, I couldn’t help noticing, while browsing the “The Massive” link looking for familiar names, that a few of the (am I supposed to call them) tiles we’ve been awarded are a bit, ahem, Swastika-like. As someone who feels no desire to “pic up”, I’m glad the abstract I was allocated was not that of certain others.
If you feel your tile betrays a sympathy for a totalitarian regime, or genocide in general, can you switch it for another tile, or is it like Countdown when you get a “Q” but no “U” and you just have to make do..?
Cookieboy says
It’s Goldfinger and Oddjob on the golf course.
I joined a golf website and when I registered they said “Add a photo so people will remember you better” so I picked the first golf related thing I thought of. I used the same photo when I signed here
biggles says
Changed picture to better reflect my handle…
Pizon-bros says
The first music I listened to was on this particular type of radio, hence the username. I wish I had found something that would tell more about what I like, my passions, but I would be still searching, so it is this radio.
As a child, I used to think that an old radio would only play music from the time it was created (fifties radio fifties radio program, seventies radio, what was nowadays music), and in one way, it was true.
ruff-diamond says
My original profile picture was Gru from Despicable Me, but I just changed it to Terry-Thomas, because I am an absolute shower…
Hannah says
I needed a cartoon doodle of me for a different website that I was working on. WordPress used the same image of me automatically.
nickduvet says
it’s a detail from the cover of A Wizard A True Star by Todd Rundgren, which as any fule kno, is the best album ever made
bungliemutt says
Er, it’s a bungliemutt, a furry little chap who graces our home, and who provides a handy internet moniker.
Lando Cakes says
Marcel Proust playing air guitar. This continues to amuse me no end.
Moose the Mooche says
I woke this thread up from the dead partly because it amuses me to read people’s descriptions of avatars they no longer have. (Including me – I have never had a crush on Cosmo Smallpiece)
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Wow! So many forgotten names
hubert rawlinson says
Thank you the Moosey one.
My bid for a hamper post.
Moose the Mooche says
After 3.5 years I think only the chutney will be edible.
Still, the basket is fun.
Johnny99 says
A close up shot of a guitar ! Think I took the picture when seeing Tab Benoit
Max the Dog says
Max the Dog.
androo1963 says
Hi Max. Meet Alf the dog. No sniffing, please.
aardvarknever says
Me, circa 1964/5.