Not to mention Bournvita, which was my malty drink of choice.

My girlfriend’s mum.

I went regularly in the 70s when my then girlfriend had the hots for John Newcombe. Her mum had a sugar daddy in the rotund shape of Lord Goodman, the legendary fixer and Harold Wilson’s lawyer. She used to go a […]

In the 90s Reader’s Digest used to have very up-market quiz nights as part of their doomed effort to prove to the publishing world that they were still relevant. Prizes included Harrod’s hampers, magnums of cha […]

It always seemed vaguely appropriate that the Dr Who episode was filmed in Old Baal china clay pit.

Tizer the Appetizer. Even when I was 8 I thought that was bullshit.

Home and Away. My daughter used to watch it when she got home from school in the early 90s (along with Neighbours). It’s still going, after 39 seasons and 8,728 episodes. An actor called Ray Meagher is the o […]

I have taken to sauteing shallots till they’re pretty much caramelised and then adding them to baked beans. Delish.

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You won’t feel a thing.

Phew!

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Oh you know, finger on the pulse and all that. It suddenly appeared on my Facebook page.

You might want to turn the sound down.

Hope you’re ok, Bamber.

Resorting to a female private part while you’re Wordling is probably more distraction than you need.

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Rumbled.

Immediately thought of this.