This is hardly a new observation but the attachments we make to football teams are similar to those we make to music. For whatever reason, many of us want to be in a gang from an early age so early on you […]

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I don’t know if you’ve seen Only Connect but I thought your OP was veering towards one of Victoria Coren-Mitchell’s filthy innuendos regarding Portillo. They go something like this: ** Next on BBC2, Micha […]

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That’s the last time I go to Vegas in the middle of a tournament.

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Thanks but I’ll just take the penalty.

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Ah, right. I didn’t pick up on that reference. Thanks!

That’s a reference to photos I remember seeing in the Observer (?) about an alcoholic called Ray?

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I like John Major’s story of him and Michael Hestletine at a urinal. Major was PM at the time and Hestletine Deputy PM. I don’t recall the details of why, but they entered a public urinal where there were thr […]

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No – I work for a global company and I have been invited to the worldwide conference for the first time. Some colleagues went over to see the Warriors but it didn’t occur to me.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead. Why did a second monkey fall from the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Take care, Mike. I’m in Las Vegas now so I’ll be one of the last over the next week, rather than one of the first. Jesus was right.