Did any of them say, “you canNOT be serious!” ?

After one borderline decision, Bjorn Borg once paused for a couple of seconds, looking at the umpire quizzically. That was the only petulant moment I remember from him.

Has anyone every eaten an actual fruit salad and thought – “ooh this tastes just like those sweets…”?

I remember the TV ad for this. People skiing around and then someone shouts “Avalanche!”.

Presenter says “No! ‘ave a Swisskit! “

I had a Binatone cassette player from Woolies.

Although the low tones and that high-frontispiece woofer delivered flecks of frayed sonic integrity, the middle channels gave clarity and a pleasing pickle-blast […]

Waiting until the first day of Reagan’s presidency to release the hostages was a particularly savage blow, aimed at Carter personally.

I would suggest boyfriends of low self esteem.

Mmmff mmmfff (sound of oesophagus flapping)

I met Captain Sensible the other day.

He has had legal IP problems over his recent solo work. Anything he does under the Captain Sensible name (or even with other people) is required to be officially credited […]

Me too! I saw the classic line up as it was about 15 years ago. Captain Feathersword was brilliant.

London Transport’s new high-speed passenger transit system between tube platforms has come under fire by critics since its launch yesterday. News just in is that The Queen has angrily declared the cost of the i […]

Dreams are free, Moose!

I don’t know about presenting sea shanties in a modern way – I can’t see that catching on. I would be more interested in something more natural like an old prog rock guitarist expertly strumming away in his kit […]

His joke books are astonishing. Hopefully this link works.

I enjoyed reading the OP and I wish I had kept my dad’s watch but I have a large family and someone somewhere will have it I’m sure.

I was interested in a consumer TV show recently where someone had spent man […]

It’s 1944 – a painfully thin,, bald and exhausted man arrives in heaven wearing only the striped pyjamas issued by a Nazi concentration camp.

God says “you poor, poor man… please enter”.
Man (chee […]

That’s a reasonable interpretation. He does say “It’s a knockout” in the lyric after all – which only makes sense when related to long-running TV game show.

The European ones were vastly superior to our dom […]

10 – a few guesses in there. It’s a good set of questions.

The sequel is better than the original. @salwarpe

Excellent.

What’s this? (Wiggle your fingers)
A flock of these (wiggle one finger)