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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tennis: Australian Open: celebrity v quarantine 1 hour, 3 minutes ago
Did any of them say, “you canNOT be serious!” ?
After one borderline decision, Bjorn Borg once paused for a couple of seconds, looking at the umpire quizzically. That was the only petulant moment I remember from him.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Bygone brands 3 hours, 17 minutes ago
Has anyone every eaten an actual fruit salad and thought – “ooh this tastes just like those sweets…”?
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Bygone brands 1 day, 9 hours ago
I remember the TV ad for this. People skiing around and then someone shouts “Avalanche!”.
Presenter says “No! ‘ave a Swisskit! “
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Bygone brands 1 day, 9 hours ago
I had a Binatone cassette player from Woolies.
Although the low tones and that high-frontispiece woofer delivered flecks of frayed sonic integrity, the middle channels gave clarity and a pleasing pickle-blast […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Jimmy Carter: Rock & Roll President 2 days, 10 hours ago
Waiting until the first day of Reagan’s presidency to release the hostages was a particularly savage blow, aimed at Carter personally.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, I heard that, Pardon! 2 days, 19 hours ago
I would suggest boyfriends of low self esteem.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, I heard that, Pardon! 2 days, 21 hours ago
Mmmff mmmfff (sound of oesophagus flapping)
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 2 days, 21 hours ago
I met Captain Sensible the other day.
He has had legal IP problems over his recent solo work. Anything he does under the Captain Sensible name (or even with other people) is required to be officially credited […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Red Wiggle Murray on the mend 2 days, 22 hours ago
Me too! I saw the classic line up as it was about 15 years ago. Captain Feathersword was brilliant.
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Black Celebration wrote a new post, I heard that, Pardon! 2 days, 23 hours ago
The deflated space hopper is apparently going to pardon a long list of ratbags and wastrels on his last day. Top of the list – himself!
Now let’s imagine everything going wavy and a glissando harp noise going […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 4 days, 8 hours ago
London Transport’s new high-speed passenger transit system between tube platforms has come under fire by critics since its launch yesterday. News just in is that The Queen has angrily declared the cost of the i […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Sea shanties? 5 days, 4 hours ago
Dreams are free, Moose!
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Sea shanties? 5 days, 6 hours ago
I don’t know about presenting sea shanties in a modern way – I can’t see that catching on. I would be more interested in something more natural like an old prog rock guitarist expertly strumming away in his kit […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 5 days, 8 hours ago
His joke books are astonishing. Hopefully this link works.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, The joy of a fine watch 5 days, 8 hours ago
I enjoyed reading the OP and I wish I had kept my dad’s watch but I have a large family and someone somewhere will have it I’m sure.
I was interested in a consumer TV show recently where someone had spent man […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 6 days, 2 hours ago
It’s 1944 – a painfully thin,, bald and exhausted man arrives in heaven wearing only the striped pyjamas issued by a Nazi concentration camp.
God says “you poor, poor man… please enter”.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, How squeaky the human race is even as it’s told what is required of it. It panics like the irrational race that it is. First it denies and then greedily it consumes without consequence of its own. 6 days, 8 hours ago
That’s a reasonable interpretation. He does say “It’s a knockout” in the lyric after all – which only makes sense when related to long-running TV game show.
The European ones were vastly superior to our dom […]
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Black Celebration commented on the post, BBC Bowie Quiz 6 days, 9 hours ago
10 – a few guesses in there. It’s a good set of questions.
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 6 days, 21 hours ago
The sequel is better than the original. @salwarpe
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Black Celebration commented on the post, Tell us a joke 6 days, 21 hours ago
Excellent.
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