Sampled a “hey!” from Art of Noise’s Beat Box.

I’m sorry Moose but that went zinging over my head. Care to elaborate?

If it helps I know that FB was married to Nesta and Nesta was Bob Marley’s middle name.

Burble burble …well errrr…I don’t think the Massive is interested in all that stuff…and…and…and….errrm (tousles hair).

You’re right. My face is red. I stand corrected.

They do go on though don’t they?

I do see what you mean but I think Kylie’s song has more evenly spaced ‘na’s.

Good shout re the Stones:

Sympathy for the Devil (woo woo)

Undercover of the Night – the fadey guitar riff. But actually there’s a lot to like in that song.

It’s not the only memorable bit of Hey Jude though is it. And it goes on for ages.

A great Viz cartoon has someone on a public telephone saying “Oh. There go the Pips. I’ll talk to you later”.

In the background we see a line of soul singers dressed in flares, singing Midnight Train to […]

I think I had a t shirt with this on. Possibly Fripp earning a few quid on guitar?

“Interestingly” I was going to say “what about Raoul and the Kings of Spain?”

Bloody hell BGT was awful, just awful last week.

One act was stage-schooled overconfident kids dressed as Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé etc – they were called L’il Stars or something. BOO! BOOO!

Then a […]

Going Underground – The Jam

For those of us that know every word of this song – an attempt at a run-through normally ends well before Weller does due to not being a professional singer.

Word Up! – Cameo

I […]

One thing does remain the same though – it seems to be Australia’s only women’s prison. Even in the case of Governor Joan (“the freak!”) Ferguson who became very, very evil – fond of recreational dismemberment […]

My God – have you seen the new version “Wentworth” ? Honestly, the production values are high – it looks and sounds wonderful but the storylines among the most bleak and violent I have seen. Audrey Roberts would […]

Well the last two games have been humdingers. NZ’s Trent Boult has just taken a catch on the boundary in the last over – stopping the six that would have won the game for the West Indies and winning the game for […]

My TV pitch is one I have mentioned before and is so pioneering that the world isn’t ready for it, clearly.

This is directed to the producers of (mainly) Coronation Street and Eastenders. Both soaps sometimes […]

Genuinely, there was a kid in my school called Duncan Biscuits.

(When I say “genuinely’ I mean “ungenuinely” )

She’s been living off the repeat fees from this ad for decades now: