If it wasn’t for that 7 you’d be miles ahead. Try not to think about it, it’s just a game. And do remember, Leedsboy is an AI Bot so his “victory” doesn’t count. You, after all, are the People’s Champion.

Here we go, after nine holes: Steve W and Leedsboy -3 fortuneight and Lodestone (!!??) -2 Plumb -1 Max, Chiz, The Cat & Mike all on par Diffugere +1 Clive +2 BC +3 Jim +4 Steve T +5 Paul H +6

I’ll post the halftime scores soon

Routine stuff Wordle 1,209 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Case dismissed, my conscience is clear.

Reports are coming in from today’s course of a serious assault on a caddy. @fortuneight is currently helping police with their investigation. A spectator has said “I never knew you could do that with a sand wedge. […]

We await @fortuneight before the halftime scores can be posted. Keep your eyes peeled, your ears tuned and try not to get too impatient…

“Remembering Mrs Wordle is American” – guilty as charged.

An absolutely brilliant film and Cate nails it!

To put this in a musical context, I’d rather pierce my penis with a poisoned prong that listen to the Mahavishnu Orchestra but, boy, that McLaughlin fella sure can play guitar….

There’s the odd section of clunky prose here and there but whatever you think of his plotting, style etc he sure can write. That’s not a matter of opinion, that’s a fact.

Blimey, that must sting

You and @mikethep are currently under investigation for being, and here I quote, too effing smart.

With that 7 I’m afraid you’re +5

Rejoice, you are but +6

The “can’t write for toffee” is just Wrong. I’m not his strongest fan (although have read 90% of Rebus) but he sure can write. It all gets a bit samey and predictable in the middle of the series but the last three […]

Just because nothing else, I think, would fit. I have written a strong letter of complaint Wordle 1,208 5/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

My cunning plan falls apart…

Cheers, Jim!!

You come on here with your oh so clever remarks, a lotus eater and dilettante, with no clue as to the mental anguish of a Wordle player, his mind still befuddled with sleep, his fingers trembling with anxiety as […]