Between Ballater and Balmoral really is God’s Own Country but michty me the weather! It was I believe 24C today there but for at least 299 days (usually in a row) it’s 12C and slightly grey.

44 for me but all spoilt by the worst piece of absolute bollox being at No 1. I truly despair

Man alive, best Christmas job ever. Free bus pass to work, clock-in at six a.m. Stagger back to bus with a sack slightly larger than Everest. Pop back home for a couple of hours kip. Start delivering then accept […]

Who Brittany Howard? I remember back in the day when threepunce could buy you a slap up breakfast and leave you enough change to slip into the afternoon matinee of Guns of Navarone and still have the bus fare home

Not sure if you have heard this beat combo before?

I am excused cos I know Lana del Ray will win AW Album of the Year (especially if I curate The Poll) and Sam Fender will come second

And to prove once again I am Wrong I give you

“With Levon Helm’s passing, many people have made mention of the song “The Weight”. This is another one of those songs where people usually get the lyrics wrong. […]

Oh for goodness sake – it’s Annie (apart from the Trenchtown lassie who got it Wrong)

Think you’ll find it’s Penny

Don’t you go confusing me no more. Next you be telling me Nazareth is in Pennsylvania

Magnificent! I bought the single on the day of its release. Around 48 years later I realised it wasn’t Penny but Annie who needed a bit of help

Ahem, I’m still in the room you know

Those long hot Italian afternoons just fly by, don’t they?

I beg to differ. I am Wrong on so many things but one thing I know for certain – JB is not “archetypal West Coast tastefulness”. More than Dylan, more than anybody, for a relatively short time in the seventies he […]

My but you is Wrong

I am Jed or Ward

Can you help me? I need to decode all my thingies into the other thingies so I can do something else with my thingie before I digitise my whatsit

After Norwich 3 Richest Team In The World 2 anything is indeed possible. But I’m betting on Smith not out 178 and Australia winning by 4 wickets.
By the way did I tell you Norwich beat Man C 3-2 this […]

Jings, you people! I just love eavesdropping on your conversations – if only I spoked your language.

Find me one example of me saying what you just quoted? And if you find one, find me another

Bloody hell, that Mojo guy don’t half waffle on