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Not now, Arthur

Where’s my pen and pencil set?

Yes Club 7

The Two Ronnies stuff reminds me of one I used to use.

From their ‘Complete Rook’ restaurant sketch. Ronnie B played the reluctant cockney waiter, who at one point is asked for a menu.

He sighs and slo […]

Oh the lavatory with Frank

F U N E M?

I’m working him with me foot.

Fondue set…

A friend of mine and I are children of the 70’s with a mutual admiration of two of the be-crimplened stars of the day.

Any police siren is met with Eric Morecambe’s ‘He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that […]

Remarkable buildings. Designed to inspire awe and, to play the cynic, make the hoi polloi feel rather small and malleable by the clergy.

For a long time I assumed biblical scenes in frescoes and stained […]

As Gatz says above, Christmas for my wife, daughter and me has become a reasonably enjoyable period of lockdown anyway. We quite like closing the door on Christmas Eve and doing, eating, drinking what we like […]

(Fireman have had to rescue Bob from a roof who had gone up to fetch a football)

‘We’ve got better things to do with taxpayers money’

‘Keeps your hand in, doesn’t it? Better than polishing your bell all afternoon’

Did Thelma call?.

No

Are you sure?

Positive. We haven’t got a phone.

Terry: ‘It wasn’t my fault, Thelma. It wasn’t my fault’

My God! Hear My Song and Funny Bones. How could I have overlooked those. Franc Cinatra.

Freddie Parrot Face Davies and George Carl in Funny Bones.

Here’s the scene where Oliver Platt auditions acts to b […]

Spaced.
Frasier. He really should have married Ros at the end of it all.
Porridge
Flowery Twats
The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin. ‘Morning Joan, 12 minutes late. Elephants on the line at Woking’

Of course! ‘Hard Cheese!’

Young Frankenstein
What’s Up, Doc

The common denominators in those two are Madeleine Kahn and Kenneth Mars. Though Cloris Leachman steals YF.

The Odd Couple. Jack Lemmon clearing his sinuses. […]

Thanks Twang.

I’ll be working. Logged on and screen staring.

I wasn’t aware of it. I’m a civil servant so these sort of ‘days’ get flagged on the departmental intranets, a lot of which are couched in the same sort of l […]