Oh no, I love ZZ Top. ‘Eliminator’ soundtracked ‘83 for me.

That simple little break on ‘Bad Girl’ swings like I don’t know what and it’s all down to him.

RIP.

Two words.

Alf Tupper.

I could say the same thing, almost verbatim.

I don’t mind the vast coverage though. It seems one of the best uses of television and almost precisely what it was invented for. Free and extensive coverage o […]

I assure you, you absolutely need this to complete your set.

Slow Train

The best they ever did. Never played it live.

Oh, I like fruit. I eat a lot of fruit.

I have to remember to make no sudden movements or cough.

The transparent plastic box at the bottom of our fridge is, apparently, a Salad Crisper.

I might retrieve an occasional tomato (TMTFL) from there but normally have a ‘Here be dragons’ relationship with it.

I’d still get relegated.

I don’t follow football. I haven’t been a fan since leaving school in the pre-sponsorship days. In the same way I can’t pot a snooker ball for toffee, I can’t tell the difference between a bad game and a good ga […]

Well, I’ve got nowt in. Egg and chips alright?

I have a League?

A colleague of mine has his webcam perched on a cupboard 6 feet to his left. So you see him from across his room side on looking at his screen talking to you.

Mark Knopfler – Hill Farmer’s Blues.

Going into Tow Law to have some fun? A desolate life indeed.

Chris Waddle played for Tow Law. Ethtethetheth.

Camera off for me. I’ve never needed to see anyone during any Teams or Skype meeting and I’d prefer not to be seen myself.

Partly because my home work space is cramped and filled with our sundry detritus beh […]

James Hetfield out of Metallica, now that he seems to be re-growing his hair and is carrying slightly more weight (not a crime), looks even more like The Cowardly Lion.

David Crosby and James Taylor. Purely because they look like Statler and Waldorf now.

Syd Little feat. Little Feat.

I wouldn’t buy it either.

Yes, snooker for me too. I also prefer watching it than playing it. I very rarely ‘see’ anything other than the most obvious pot and have no idea how the hell to place the cue ball ready for the nex […]

I’m 57. Old photographs show me as having dark hair. I’ve been under a general impression my hair has been dark for years.

I had a haircut earlier in the year and became slightly silently hysterical as i […]

‘Hey man, you know, you should write a book’

No, Bruce. He fucking shouldn’t.

He needs to stick to driving a pink Rolls Royce and nothing else.

Very sage.