Me too, pretty much. Though Vulpes has made it sound very intriguing and worth investigating.

My problem is I’m useless at the very basics. Pals of mine were very taken with a thing called ‘Metal Gear Solid’ […]

Good! Mickey himself will be of that ilk by now

‘We’re going for a beer, you coming?’ is the usual mating call heard amongst my lot. Never ‘beers’

Twenty years ago ‘a beer’ meant a lot and a last train home. With a comically light head I was always the […]

Yes, Chaka Khan’s wholesale use of The Fatback’s ‘Bus Stop’ is called ‘Like Sugar’

Both make me want to play bass. A Fender P.

Yern. My one forlorn hope is that one day one of the Marines that is obliged to salute him as he boards the presidential helicopter thwaps him on the back of his ridiculous nut as he goes past.

The reaction of the liberal media in America to Trump’s presidency fascinates me. They despise him and his blatant in-plain-sight-from-day-one criminality and seem open-mouthed at the inefficiency of any process […]

Yes, Moriarty. They do. But you can buy a ticket from Kings Cross to Newcastle. Which would mean you have to get off there and not carry on to Aberdeen.

I must stress these aren’t real laws.

And another thing. She also shakes her head in a ‘no’ gesture at odd moments in the spiel that don’t merit any sort of negative signal.

I watch too much telly I don’t seem to like.

‘a bug trapped in amber’ Purloined, for use in my next appraisal.

Carry on. You’re doing very well.

Huw Edwards is alright when presenting anything other than a news broadcast.

I can’t bear it when he’s doing News at Ten. It’s his demeanour; leaning over the desk with his arms folded. Sit up straight FFS. […]

And Wagon Wheels. Many was the time as a child I would try and cram a whole one into my gob-hole. Could never do it without it bending and breaking down the middle, releasing a burst of crumbs down my throat and […]

Mothers. They know what’s right.

I bought a bottle of Sainsbury’s brand Dandelion and Burdock a little while ago on a whim.

I quite liked it when I was a kid and I have to say the Sainsbury’s stuff wasn’t at all bad. I don’t think I’ll bother […]

Yet. I do wonder if this might be the ‘thing’

Two and a half years of unrelenting malfeasance and venal incompetence have led him to thinking that blathering away about favours on an open call is normal and of […]

Ooh yes! Allow me to go further.

Crisp Sandwiches! Salt and Vinegar crisps on a processed cheese slice splodged with salad cream on cheap white bread.

Sweet holy mother of God that’s good eatin’!

Check out the big brain on Dave! 🙂

Soft boiled eggs mashed up, or ‘chucked’, with a small knob of butter.

Chucky Eggs.

Banana Sandwiches
Chucky-Egg Sandwiches
Toast with sugar on
Midget Gems

I’d give it ten minutes if I were you