Name on the side of a skip I spotted a few years ago: Speedy Gone Garbage.

Sadly I can’t remember where I discovered this information, @Freddy-Steady.

(It wasn’t from the link I shared.)

COYB!

See KFD’s link, @Freddy-Steady, and also this (the “England only” section):

@Kaisfatdad, there’s no requirement that we in the UK restrict ourselves to one hour’s outdoor exercise a day. It can go on for longer, and can happen more frequently.

Nick Lowe and Brinsley Schwarz were at my school, but left a couple of years before the pre-bald 11year old Nigel arrived there.

In the year below me was the odious Nick Griffin. He was a nasty little shit even […]

Afterword T-shirt.

I disagree – it sounds right 🙂

“Group” is singular, so I’m with @mikethep on this one.

That should keep people occupied for several weeks of self isolation.

Then on to track 2 😜

Not that I needed any, but when I wandered past the soap shelves in my local Morrisons (Norwich) yesterday evening, I noticed that there was none of any kind to be had.

You’ve had a narrow escape, @mikethep!

Don’t forget the stockpiling, price gouging spivs.

Now they’re saying self isolation, which doesn’t have quite the same draconian ring:

Four months is a lot longer than forty days, @NigelT.

How? Limb from limb is a phrase that springs to mind.

Oops! I’ve just read what I copied from your post, @Twang, and realised that I misread that as “my two cars”. Please accept my apologies – what you actually said is far more reasonable.

I’d go to Specsavers, […]

“I’m filling up my two cans and the motorbike this weekend.”

Panic buying, then?

What a good idea!