It’s just a shame I don’t drink 🙁

The pink rubber thingy that comes with a Grolsch stopper makes a great strap lock for your guitar.

Nicht hinauslehnen, @moose-the-mooche

Ne pas se pencher en dehors.

Those two (and the Italian) remembered from my first trip to Germany in 1975.

It was Johnson’s own pledge.

It still does.

Well, plenty were against prorogation in the first place.

Another vote for Butterscotch Angel Delight.

Meat. Nearly 40 years now. Don’t miss it one little bit.

Cheeky legs? Blimey – how short are those shorts?

I didn’t comment on your redundancy thread, because Mr Unemployable here had no practical advice to offer, but hearty congratulations! The postpersons I encounter on a regular basis all seem really happy – once […]

“…it certainly doesn’t look like I’d imagined Norfolk to be.”

That Noel Coward has a lot to answer for.

Yes, but North Norfolk also rolls. There’s even cliffs.

Here you go, @ipesky

And no, I don’t 🙁

So can I!

I’m not even a legend in my own lunchtime, Sal.

That’s the great thing about those chalky hard lumps.

Forget I spoke.