If you’re David Warner it’s the Roots that get ya.

At the beginning of lockdown a lot of cash-strapped theatricals dug out old single-camera, ambient sound recordings of their shows and punted them out online as an event – ie purchase tickets and watch a ‘live’ […]

I’m loving it but as others have said, we’re lucky to have jobs and domestic situations that accommodate it. A friend’s son is trying to work from his bedroom in a house where four of the six residents have been […]

Reading: Mostly other people’s scripts. The lockdown months prompted a lot of people to release the creative genius they always knew they had inside them, and send me the result to review. At the moment I have a […]

Link to your blog please?

just realised I meant to say ‘Dadaesque’ not ‘Dadesque’. Quite a difference.

Since posting this I’ve had Citroen ads appearing in my Twitter feed. Don’t want to get all conspiracy theory but FUCKIN HELL LIZARDS

“Where we’re going we won’t need perfume!”

The Citroen CX. From the Deux Chevaux to the DS, Citroen made some absolutely bonkers cars. They were to car manufacture what The Magic Roundabout was to Children’s TV, ie, utterly blitzed on recreational drugs. […]

That’s a Hemingway opening line. The Old Man and the Seafood.

Another great opening line for a novel

I don’t really have an opinion on fish. It’s kind of slimy, smells bad, tries to kill you with razor wire bones, and stares at you with one judgemental eye while you peel off its skin and tear its backbone […]

Just jumping in here to confirm that – yes, we’re hearing it is indeed six words

I KNOW! I like literally did three and then I said you can’t do that

Rain
If I Fell
And Your Bird Can Sing
You can’t do that

uh hu ok. And how many was it again?

Wait, what? Do you mean all time favourite or favourite right now? This is important. Over 50 years of listening to The Beats favourites have come and gone, and sometimes familiarity means you really don’t ever […]

Just jumping in here to confirm that four is, according to reliable in-field sources, more than two. More on this story as it unfolds

Moose comes back, RobC disappears. Coincidence?

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you smart?

– My Passive-Aggressive Valentine