but we don’t want those old baguettes and focaccia. We want crusty bloomers.

England send Australia home from a World Cup, again. Didn’t need Broady after all. 😏

It’s quite simple really. A lifelong Eurosceptic who has rebelled against his party whip hundreds of times, who said he was “70%” in favour of remain during his lacklustre campaigning before the vote, who called […]

This is true. After all she’s achieved as Germany’s first black female chancellor, you’d think marrying a prince and having a baby would be a nice little retirement package. But apparently not.

There’s two separate things. There’s complaining about stuff, and how bad people are like, rilly bad, and then there’s actually trying to change stuff. The first is more fun and the second’s more effecti […]

There it is! Thanks Vulpes.

Before that we’ll hear that this is a breakaway fundamentalist ER sect, and not representative of the values of the campaign. I betcha.

(By the way – it’s ‘object lesson.’ An abject lesson in how to not run a […]

A big white guy in a suit and boots, towering above the masses, stamps on a black guy in a beanie (hoisted aloft by his fellow workers) because he won’t do as he’s told, and is then protected from getting the same […]

I’m sorry, you’re right. It’s possible that it’s the guy pretending to be middle class who first kicks the East End resident in the face. Still not a good look though is it?

Interesting that it’s the big middle class chap having a lovely day playing soldiers on the roof of a tube train who first kicks the face of the working class lad trying to get him down so he can go to work. Not a […]

It’s all going off in Canning Town this morning! Protestors dragged from the roof of a train by commuters and given a bit of a kicking. There’s something a bit Lord of the Flies about it.

I get that it creates […]

At the Pink News awards in Westminster tonight, Jeremy Corbyn started his speech with “My name is Jeremy Corbyn, pronouns he/him.” So yeah that’s how we do that now.

*Sits. Weeps*

There’s going to be a lot of baffled middle-aged men struggling to get to grips with calling their grandson ‘them’ or whatever. But it’s always been like this. Deadnaming someone or not respecting their pronouns […]

Mahoganised

Or as the kids say, Bare mahog, fam

That extra ‘e’ confers a degree of savour-faire, derring-do and swashbuckling élan that frankly is a lot of meaning for one additional vowel to carry, if you ask me.

The equivalent for Remain would be Remainard, […]

Your welcomed

Objection! Many Corbybeebees also use ‘bias’ in this way in their wilder conspiracy theories. It’s often combined with the wrong kind of “you’re” so they end up with ‘Your bias’ when they mean ‘You’re biased.’ In […]

It means whatever you want it to mean, if you’re non-binary. If you’re not non-binary and try to define it, you’re wrong, and probably a transphobic bigot. However if you were to subsequently identify as […]

It’s the right tactic but the wrong leader. Corbyn’s known Euroscepticism is out of line with most of the PLP, the party and even his own Momentumists, but Len McCluskey and half their voters agree with him. The […]