yeah but do you add your own lines to it to piss off your uncle?

Yes, great to see a theatre review on the A-Dubz and also great to see a provincial theatre that isn’t afraid to put on challenging stuff (the challenge in this case being that, as a critic once said of Godot, […]

Wait till you hear the Led Zep remixes without Jimmy Page and the Bowie ones without Bowie.

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Nice to see that a couple of very rich people have managed to find hundreds of millions of Euros to rebuild god’s house, which he presumably allowed to burn down in the first place. I guess they couldn’t think of […]

Neither royalty nor deity can withstand the destructive power of a nineteen-year-old builder’s mate’s fag end. Aux barricades! Vive la restoration!

Daft question, but is the mouse switched on? Little slider thing on the bottom needs to show green

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Arf! A round of applause for this man please

Yep, that’s the answer I expected to my question about listening to Stones songs in the light of what you know about Wyman. Of course it’s a personal decision. We’re all complicit to various degrees in the […]

Absolutely the best year for singles ever. Imagine being 15 and having all of the above, plus Heart of Glass, I Will Survive, Boogie Wonderland, Sultans of Swing and Highway to Hell. We didn’t know how lucky we were.

Great mic drop, dude. Get some rest now

Oh, shush now. I think you understand the point I was making. I don’t really believe Brown Sugar should be banned, by the way. I made that up too.

Thanks for the diagnosis. Shall we leave this now? If at any point I’ve deliberately re-framed your arguments and then addressed my responses to those misrepresentations, or if I’ve made unsubstantiated and […]

I’ll answer it for you then. I didn’t smash it. It’s a great single, and the B Side Someone’s Pinched me Winkles used to make me laugh when I was a kid. That was my choice, taken in full knowledge of the facts […]

There’s your answer. Thanks Mike.

Tell me Leedsboy; should I have smashed my copy of Sun Arise on the day the first allegation about Rolf Harris appeared in the papers, the day he was arrested, or the day he was sent down?

You know, you could ask that question of all the promoters, TV producers, publishers, musicians, audiences and record buyers who have publicly supported him over the last 30 years. In the absence of a legal […]

“It’d be a short trial” – Chiz, just, like, a few minutes ago.

Yeah I saw that. Looks to me like a PR placeholder rather than a statement of ignorance. You’d get the same message if your ticket got lost in the post. Presuming they were innocent is bullshit. I think there’s a […]

I don’t think they’ve said either actually. I suppose it’s possible they didn’t know about Mandy Smith, but more likely that they did and didn’t think it was necessary to censor him because of it. He’s done shows […]

Yes, this. I wouldn’t call it prudishness, though. It’s the need to show moral superiority. By exposing the faults of others we demonstrate that we are better than them. It’s easier to find bad in others than to […]