“The alternative is living in a timeline where, because Johnson looks like something you’d keep your pyjamas in, in a couple of years you’ll be queuing for bread in an abandoned Aldi car park, while a voice on th […]

I thought the first and last episodes of Fleabag series two were the best thing on TV ever – sounds a bit hyperbolic but I watched them again recently and, yes, they are superb. There’s just so much going […]

But what do you do, Moose, if Corbyn’s brand of 1970’s throwback socialism gets rejected a second time? Do you carry on blaming the media, the Russians, Cambridge Analytica, voter registration fraud, constituency […]

Like a ringing, bell

Aaaaanyway the futility of this entire thread is currently been live-reenacted on Twitter where people are responding to Johnson’s dog whistle call for restrictions on the immigration of people of colour.

Channel […]

The Consonant Mangler; that was by John le Carré, wasn’t it?

On the topic of carols, if not strictly grammar, O Little Town of Bethlehem must hold the world record for ‘Song Where The Lyrics Least Fit The Melody.” You have to keep adding vowel sounds to make the words fit […]

Depends where you’re standing when you sing it

The first verse goes a bit Yoda at the end – “The little Lord Jesus, no crying, he makes!”

Actually that might not be the first verse. Ignorant, I am.

Talking of carols, A Wain in a Manger actually makes more sense than the original if you think about it.

You give these ultra- leftys like Tahir and Moose the most precious thing you have – your democratically- mandated vote – and the fuckers call you ‘blue’ in return. A week from now they’ll be blaming us for why t […]

Is you still here?

Slightly lefty things like “I’ll be voting for Corbyn?”

What is this thing called, Love?

Tahir, you failed to provide any evidence of the Main Point. You’ve had two days to do so. It’s a shame it’s ended this way but you can probably see why it had to.

That works with the second line too. It’s an early draft of Don’t Worry Be Happy

A-Diddley Farquhar!

Well I suppose I should be relieved my educational subnormality isn’t a result of a physical disability.

You’ve lost me with the ‘levers of power’ stuff – is that one of those ‘if you don’t agree with me you […]

Going for that second yellow card in two days, I see. The personal abuse didn’t work so it’s on to alleging mental illness. Don’t delete this please, Mods, when you do that it makes me look like I’m talking to myself.

Anyway – if anyone is interested in what quality journalism actually looks like – and by this point I know everyone’s thoroughly bored with me explaining what’s wrong with that Maverick article – have a look at […]

Oh my god – this is Dearlove again, who yesterday you described as an “ultra-right figure” and now you’re using him to dig yourself out of a hole. Seriously mate, it is embarrassing for someone on the left to rely […]