Disappointed that no one thought to title this post ‘William Obit.’

Chapeau!

Here’s my man David Ford in Austin Texas some years ago explaining why he doesn’t do encores. “I have to forewarn you now we won’t be entering into the indignity of the encore process…”

Queen opened and encored with We Will Rock You round about 1979 (as on the Live Killers LP) but different versions, so maybe that doesn’t count.

I’ve given this some thought and yes, hanging is appropriate in this situation

Emailing someone who is sitting two desks away. Immediate defenestration. if the window’s high enough you’d probably get a WhatsApp from them saying AHHHHH!! with a scream emoji as they fell. Also; getting on […]

d) The relentless persecution of my family by the media and the establishment is the worst that anyone’s ever had to suffer ever, so my £5m and I are off to the US. e)I mean seriously, can you blame me? Have […]

Spain and Portugal did the same

Starmer has started a programme of change that Corbyn Would have been proud of. Jezza knows change takes time especially against enormous opposition. But he still decides to attack Starmer for not immediately […]

Don’t know why you’re bringing those two up in a conversation about Starmer’s legacy but im not sure either pretended they could stop the slaughter of ‘foreign kids’ in their first two years in office

Another one whose whole appeal relies on permanent opposition.

He has proved today what an absolutely charming statesman he would have made if he’d ever got near high office. His only achievement is to have convinced a small number of people that this graceless whinger would […]

Democracy works fine if people realise they are voting to give a Government and its Prime Minister a five-year mandate.

Shame. He’s a good man. We’ve been told that all our foreign and domestic issues can be solved within two years, after decades of neglect and underinvestment. No one is ever going to be given a chance to […]

That’s probably boosted Starmer’s chances of clinging on, to be fair.

I had a brilliant idea in the long slow queue for the Gents before the show. Introducing an ‘Prostate Enlarged 1cm or Less’ aisle would massively improve the flow. So to speak.

The voice thing… I felt a bit sorry for him last night. It’s a mighty instrument but he just can’t control it. Most of it was forgivable but Good Year For The Roses was embarrassing. Horrible. He dropped […]

Get up at 6.30, pee, shorts and T shirt, grab a coffee and wander out to the beach. Think about swimming. Decide not to go swimming. Sit in the sun and think about work. Decide not to do work. Home-made […]

If I understand it correctly, he has stopped them doing something they weren’t doing, and they’ve given back something he already had before he started bombing them. Smells like victory.

Me too.