Good idea! In fact, you should just stick to whole soundtrack albums. You could do Grease, Saturday Night Fever and The Wall too.

I regard karaoke in exactly the same way as I regard surfing. They’re both “something Bingo Little does”.

You have a face like a turtle.

Everybody’s singing Sweet Caroline since it was adopted by some sport or other, but I reckon Forever In Blue Jeans is the one. The key changes are positively exhilarating. Yes.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6vt5hk93Yg

“but who apart from Dylan leaves some of their best work in the can?” Why Prince, of course. I’m not a great fan, but I thought ‘Piano and a Microphone’ was excellent.

So good they named him twice.

The Sugarhill Gang didn’t actually play on Rapper’s Delight. It was Milli Vanilli. The ‘Gang’ was just a front.

Is it the “two Rs” you object to? Cos I can kinda see your point.

I’d suggest somewhere nice, like Lemington Spa, in the direction of Old Milverton.

At this point I feel compelled to ask the Mods to intervene. You can’t just go talking on an open forum about how physically repulsive someone is, even if he does look like Judith Chalmers’ lovechild with Shrek.

Salwarpe, it’s your call. I quite like the fella meself and would be inclined to include him, but Hedgepig seems to be implying that he’s too ugly to merit such an accolade.

Even Lodestone?

To be totes honest, I kinda suspected as much.

I’m getting so confused now. Can we just clarify: who actually is better than everyone else? And how do we test it?

Discothèque – U2

Not for the slightest fraction of a second.

Those are all rubbish though (respectfully and everything). I was never a knob or a dick myself, but I do remember keeping quiet about loving Oh Lori by the Alessi Brothers.

Here’s what Heaven 17 said about the bass solo on ‘(We Don’t Need This) Fascist Groove Thang’, performed by a 17-year-old John Wilson.

Glenn Gregory: Pretty early on we’d recorded ‘Facist Groove Thang’ and the […]

She was presented with a Campaign to Unify the Nation Trophy last year.

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