The colossus that is Carolgees remained too. Tarrant was replaced with that bloke I used to confuse with Steve Wright.

The Juliet Letters – with Limp Bizkit depping for the Brodskys.

Good lord. Where has Alizée been all my life?

(answer: not born for about half of it)

What in the name…

I’m saying…. really?

Unless he’s looking at the likes of In The Court Of the Crimson King (6 remasters and counting) I really don’t think he’s got owt to chunter about.

Especially considering a lot of them […]

Great use of vocal rumblage.

He was allowed out of the Top of the Pops studio for five minutes and THIS is what happened.

I hope you’re satisfied, IT so-called V.

Actually watching The Seventh Seal might cheer me up more than this.

Yes, in the plain brown wrappers.

Not astonishing at all.

Given the last general election result, making everything worse and really hurting people is clearly a very popular position. It used to be that there was a sizeable proportion of the […]

Nice.

Sorry, but this is whole thing is a wet dream for stattos.

Amen.

A lot of people will be saying: If you’re going to spend your life shielding, what good is it? The hand pressed against the glass, voices in another room, the flat impassive TV screen.

Being alive is […]

Leave Billy Idol aloooooooooone!

(if he isn’t already)

Der derr derr derr derrr
Goodnight sweetheart, wellll it’s time to go

More moopla for my hoopla, Mr Ticket Man!

MD says the best defence, immune-system wise, is laughter and sex.

I watch a lot of comedy and hope for the best.

I’m a doctor too. I’m constantly using it to try and get people to take their clothes off. It doesn’t work. Bloody anti-science lobby.

Mixed messages… mixed messages… Hilversum, Bechet, Chris Whitty, stopping off for Domestos and UV light and Mahalia Jackson….

More or Less and MD in Private Eye (ie the “other” Phil Hammond) are all you need. Everything else is just static