Deer sir,
dew to a unfortunut disagremnt in the house of commins, I apeer to be obligged to ask you for an eggstention of the time for us to agrre on somthing. We promis to have our prep finished in time […]

I is greatly jealous – this sounds right up my street. I’ll also be making an effort to see them next year.

Probably still way more than the cost of manufacture in some far eastern sweatshop full of children.

I fear your intention is to hint that the berks are actually “real XR”, without taking the time to define what that means, rendering the claim meaningless.

Terrific post, thank you.

Brilliant review as expected Tiggs, thank you.

I’m a big Doors fan, and I admit that some of the extras are tempting.

However.

As the owner of all of the albums in single CD format – at least once per […]

What I’d do is I’d get a bunch of official looking envelopes with “WARNING – FINAL REMINDER – YOU WILL BE SUMMONED TO COURT IF YOU IGNORE THIS LETTER” in bold red ink across the back, and addressed simply to “The […]

Went in to Benny & Jerry’s a couple of weeks back, for a quick nosh before the Tarantino ’69-fest. Was pleasantly surprised to see that they listed a wheat beer on the menu, so I ordered one – I was driving so it […]

Specially for you that was, I just knew you’d stretch your “breakaway fundamentalist sect” description to encompass a few idiots who have, temporarily one hopes, forgotten how to think things through.

Whereas […]

ER is all sorts of affiliated autonomous groups of people under the same broad banner. It’s therefore a motley collection of individuals, some Wolfy LARPs (thanks, Neilo) no doubt, and some complete headcases too […]

Great news to hear you’re making progress being a postie!

I’m intrigued to know what advice you were given, mutt-wise. If it was me and I couldn’t even get safely to a front door with a letter box due to a […]

If I go for “a beer” with a mate or mates, it’s my own intended comestible I’m describing; one or more of my male drinking buddies might be guzzling cider for example, but I’m still going for a beer with them. […]

I’m guessing that the blerk in the suit dressed like that ‘cos he thought he would go unnoticed for longer – betraying his own mistaken assumption! While the angry chap with the rucksack looks exactly like the […]

The steel guv’nor:

It’s not a good look for the the horny-handed son of the soil (your dodgy assumption) yanking the guy in a suit (your dodgy assumption being that he’s middle-class because of his dress, presumably) off the roof […]

No they’re not, it’s just that you might have a camera somewhere they haven’t spotted.

“fastest growing economy” = “fastest depleting ecosphere”.

Doesn’t matter what else you call it, it’s a recipe for disaster, not a triumph of capitalism, whether of an authoritarian or an oligarchic bent.

So, […]

*Stands.Applauds*

“mildest criticism”?

Up there you stood up and applauded a scary hysterical denunciation calling on the vilest form of Stalinist despotism as comparison.