We’ve probably done this before but prompted by the wonderful Mark Reynolds @The_Ren1981 on Twitter’s latest creation. What band / film combo would you like to see? I’m not a great film watcher so all I’ve got is Carry On Screaming featuring Siouxsie and the Banshees. I know you can do better than that…
https://twitter.com/The_Ren1981/status/1592083612408635394?t=NUnnEJGFx1-PN2bt-tfZmQ&s=19
Dave Ross says
Jeff says
Can’t do the visuals but Carry On Screamin’ Jay Hawkins feels like a complementary pairing.
Moose the Mooche says
I put a spell on you, matron
Jeff says
Picturing Hattie Jacques’ face in response and am giggling in delight.
Great image, Mr the Mooche.
Mike_H says
When Hattie Jacques puts a spell on you, you’ll know about it.
Arthur Cowslip says
Tears for Fears – It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
Mike_H says
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Third World We’re Standing On The Corner Of.
hubert rawlinson says
Withnail and I-Roy
Moose the Mooche says
Oh very good.
“Here hare here, as I would say”
Jeff says
Mississippi Burning Spear.
fentonsteve says
Driving Miss Daisy Chainsaw.
Moose the Mooche says
Driving Miss Daisy Away From Home.
Morgan Freeman joins It’s Immaterial. It has to happen
Moose the Mooche says
Revolver Volver.
Actually that would work quite well as a poster- put Penelope Cruz between Ringo and George (lucky bleeders).
Jeff says
Twist and Shout At The Devil.
fentonsteve says
Pulp Fiction Romance.
Dick Dale and Jarvis Cocker join the Buzzcocks.
Moose the Mooche says
Theatre of Blood and Chocolate. Vincent Price and Elvis C. go right over the top, luvvie.
Diddley Farquar says
Dial Boney M For Murder.
Jeff says
Excellent!
fentonsteve says
The Third Method Man
NWA go to post-war Vienna.
Jeff says
Amber and the Magnificent Amberines.
hubert rawlinson says
Bedtime for Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.
In which our heroes are seen retiring for the night.
Unfortunately craiyon.com didn’t quite help with the poster and nightmares ensued.
Moose the Mooche says
Sir Henry at Rawlinson End of Days.
Arnie is incomprehensible at the best of times, but with a mouthful of worms it’s hopeless
hubert rawlinson says
Chirrup chirrup
Moose the Mooche says
Catch 22 A Fire
Stir it up, Yossarian
Moose the Mooche says
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
….well they wouldn’t have jabs and now look at ’em
Black Type says
We Need To Talk About Kevin Rowland
You’re ahead of me here, aren’t you?
Moose the Mooche says
My American Beauty
…. there’s a reason this poster has never happened
Jeff says
Something Wicked This Way Comes On Eileen.
Moose the Mooche says
Duck Soup Rock
Hey Rufus, Rufus, Rufusettes!
Moose the Mooche says
The Indestructible Heat of Soweto
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro finally come face to face…. at a Boyoyo Boys gig
Moose the Mooche says
28 Demon Days Later
Plague hits London and all that’s left is Damon Albarn and some cartoon characters.
hubert rawlinson says
Gertie the Dinosaur Jr.
Sequel to one of the first animated films with lashings of loud music.
hubert rawlinson says
The Incredible Journey Through the Past.
Neil Young and a bunch of talking animals take a history tour of the world.
Mike_H says
Cross Of Iron Maiden.
Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson & Nicko McBrain go with James Coburn to the Russian front, where the iron crosses grow.
fentonsteve says
Juman-Gee Mr Tracy
Mid-80s Norwich electro-pop duo make the game jungle shine.
fentonsteve says
Saturday Night Fever Pitch
Gooner Colin Firth goes disco dancing.
Moose the Mooche says
Love and Pride and Prejudice
Man emerges from a lake having had a swim while wearing tartan trousers and red doc Martens.
PG
fentonsteve says
High School Musical Fidelity
Record store clerk Jack Black goes the full Disney.
fentonsteve says
Gentlemen Prefer Blondies
Debbie Harry goes the full Marilyn Monroe.
Gary says
Pretty in Pink Floyd – Roger gets a makeover.
Gary says
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Rock – They rob banks in order to fund Trump’s campaign.
fentonsteve says
Dirty Dancing In The Dark
Baby and Broooce in light-footed holiday romance
fentonsteve says
Four Weddings and a Funeral For A Friend
Wedding receptions plagued by scuzzy Welsh post-hardcore knee-length shorts wearers.
Vincent says
Pulp Fiction
A version of “High Fidelity”, but set in a second-hand book shop.
Sewer Robot says
Back In Black Books – reboot of popular Channel 4 bookshop sitcom.
Son Of My Father Ted – “next generation” style sequel to popular Channel 4 island-bound sitcom.
Drop The Dead Milkmen – music press spin-off of popular Channel 4 news sitcom
..and so on..
Sorry? Oh, movies. As you were..
Rigid Digit says
All Saints Quiet On The Western Stars Front
Girl group refuse to confirm rumours of recording a Bruce Springsteen album
ClemFandango says
Apocalypse Now That’s What I Call Music – chart busting journey into the heart of darkness
Moose the Mooche says
“The horror”…. there’s a guy who’s just had to endure Ooh To Be Aah.
Jeff says
Can I nominate @ClemFandango to receive the imminent Corsair chicken for this one?
Rigid Digit says
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Watermans.
Matt Aitken takes revenge on past collaborators by imprisoning one, and setting fire to the other (twice).
Soundtrack by Rick Astley
Moose the Mooche says
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Bomb.
Matt Johnson has all his memories wiped and cheers the fuck up. This explains why there hasn’t been a new The The album for twenty years.
fentonsteve says
Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King Crimson
Frippertronics sends Scoob and Shaggy running in and out of cupboards, hiding in washing baskets, and disguising themselves as Tony Levin and Jakko Jakszyk.
Moose the Mooche says
The League of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
…..sorry Toyah, the party’s over
Moose the Mooche says
Last Tango in Mica Paris.
I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself.
Moose the Mooche says
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
….ditto
Moose the Mooche says
Fat Bottomed Girl, Interrupted
….well that’s not an improvement
fentonsteve says
When Debbie Harry Met Sally.
I’ll have what she’s having.
Moose the Mooche says
AToneLocment.
Man dies on the beach at Dunkirk of a funky cold medina overdose.
Moose the Mooche says
Citizen Kane Gang
Ooooo Jim W Gettys
Ooooo Jim W Gettys
Ooooo Jim W Gettys on your radio
Jeff says
Prefab Sprout Of Africa.
Mike_H says
The Crazy World Of Arthur
Dudley Moore sets his head on fire while inebriated (again).
Moose the Mooche says
Ed Woodface
Everywhere you go, always take Bela Lugosi with you
Jeff says
Crowded House At The End of The Street.
Jeff says
2001: A Space Odyssey – ‘Going Back To My Roots’
Iconic moment: “My God…it’s full of Stars on 45!”
Moose the Mooche says
“Back down to earth”? I think not
Moose the Mooche says
What’s Eating Black Grape?
Bez is climbing that tower again….
Moose the Mooche says
Missouri Breaks Stuff
…. it’s too much stress for Marlon and Fred
Jeff says
Full Metal Jackie:
Scott Walker sings the barrack-room insults of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
Moose the Mooche says
Moby, Dick
Harsh perhaps, but that Natalie Portman business was ungentlemanly.
hubert rawlinson says
Get cape, wear Cape Fear
Rigid Digit says
Some Mothers Of Invention Do ‘Ave ‘Em
Frank Zappa in a beret hangs off a Morris Minor over Beachy Head
Moose the Mooche says
Brown raincoats don’t make it
Jeff says
‘She was an office girl (her name was Ooooooh Betty!!)’
‘Oh Fraaaank…Zappa!’
Moose the Mooche says
Down By La Jetée
Post-apocalyptic film made up of pictures of four unpleasant men from Essex
Diddley Farquar says
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravox Vixens
Black Type says
Les Enfants Du Vanessa Paradis
A mime artist gets incredibly frustrated trying to hail a cab.
Jeff says
Les Parapluies Louie de Cherbourg.
I’m thinking of the rare-to-the-point-of-wholly-imaginary version by Umbrella Fitzgerald, of course.
Jeff says
It’s A Close Encounter of the Third Kinda Magic.
Jeff says
Day for Night Fever.
Jeff says
Ted Nugentlemen of Verona.
Jeff says
Status Quo Vadis.
Rigid Digit says
Midnight Special AKA
fentonsteve says
The Magnificent Shed Seven
NigelT says
Lady in a Van Morrison, wherein the Belfast troubadour impersonates a National Treasure, stars in Downton Abbey, and hilarity ensues…
Moose the Mooche says
Common One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
“Get me down my walkin’ shoes, the World Series is on”
NigelT says
On the Beach Boys
A post-apocalyptic vision of the world where only Mike Love survives.
Black Type says
Edwin Starr Wars
What is it good for? Absolutely Naboo.
Jeff says
The Empire Strikes Bach
fentonsteve says
Men In Black Sabbath
Jeff says
No Country For Old Men At Work.
fentonsteve says
The Killing Fields Of The Nephilim
Jeff says
The Mission: Impossible
Sewer Robot says
Def Jam:
My Adidas Boot
Licence To Il Postino
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Squad
Moose the Mooche says
Also:
Dumb and Dumber and Bigger and Deffer
Yo! Bum Rush the Truman Show
Flav and Private Ryan
GCU Grey Area says
A Matter of Life and Death Cab for Cutie.
The US title being Stairway to Heaven 17…
Moose the Mooche says
A Clock DVA Orange.
….one for the kids there
GCU Grey Area says
I Know Where I’m Going Underground. I know, not a band.
fentonsteve says
Jurassic World Party
Karl rides a prehistoric elephant
Moose the Mooche says
Wild Strawberry Switchblade
Old Swedish guy goes on a roadtrip with polka-dotted women from Glasgow… wait, I think I might have actually seen this film
Jeff says
Fun Boy Three Mules for Sister Sarah.
Jeff says
Das Bootsy.
(Yes, I know, I know)
Moose the Mooche says
Das Racist Boot. (Probably cherry-red DMs)
Jeff says
Hersham Boys from Brazil.
Edit: Blimey, just seen that you did a Boys From Brazil one, too (one-two, one-two)
Jeff says
We Dive At Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Jeff says
The Exorcisters of Mercy.
Jeff says
I, Steely Daniel
Moose the Mooche says
Steel Pulse Magnolias.
Moose the Mooche says
The Waterboys From Brazil.
You saw the whole of the lebensraum
Jeff says
The High Plains Drifters.
Jeff says
For A Fistful of Dollar
(Moose… don’t)
Ok ok, for the avoidance of doubt, how about:
For a Fistful of Dollar Brand?
Ah gah no, that’s just as bad.
Rigid Digit says
That’ll Be The David Van Day
Jeff says
‘It’s in the Thereza!! It’s coming!!’
Moose the Mooche says
Fists of Furious Five?
Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge.
Jeff says
How Green Is Frankie Valli.
Jeff says
Ben Folds Five Easy Pieces.
Jeff says
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3-4 Motorway
Jeff says
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari Barlow.
Black Type says
An Expressionless classic.
Jeff says
Ha ha ha ha ha that’s brilliant.
Jeff says
Trans-Europe Expresso Bongo
Jeff says
Chicken Run-DMC: ‘Squawk this way’
Moose the Mooche says
Oh very good. Whose house? Chicken house!
GCU Grey Area says
Logan’s Run-DMC.
Moose the Mooche says
The Italian Jobriath
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody trousers off
Moose the Mooche says
Clint Eastwood, General Saint and Clint Eastwood
(er….)
Jeff says
Do you feel lucky lucky lucky, Daft Punk?
Moose the Mooche says
I nearly went with Dirty Harry Secombe. So glad I didn’t!
Jeff says
Never go the full Seagoon.
Moose the Mooche says
Night of the Ian Hunter
Moose the Mooche says
The Zombies – Flesh Eaters
Moose the Mooche says
Ben Folds’ Anal Spunkfest
Jeff says
Ha ha ha ha ha! For shame!
Moose the Mooche says
Big Black Narcissus
Songs about nearly fucking
Jeff says
One Of Our Aircraft Is Missie Elliott
Jeff says
Tora! Tora! Tori Amos!
Dave Ross says
Well I left this thread a couple of days ago dying on its arse like that Kevin Costner film about the sea and I come back to a hamper full of dry popcorn, cold hot dogs and soft drinks of indeterminable origin at £50 a pop. From Water World Party to Black Adam and The Ants in a flash
Moose the Mooche says
You mean…. it was nearly Heaven’s Gareth Gates?
Jeff says
‘Waterworld’ OST – Immersion Leak & Plumber
hubert rawlinson says
Sometimes it takes a while for a thread to, and I use the term advisedly, ‘mature’ having read some of the posts you can understand why.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Grateful Dead
Jeff says
Moose, you’re not gonna take that from Hubes are ya?
Cos you know he means you and you alone, and not me in ANY WAY AT ALL?
C’mon Moose…look, the guy can’t even format ffs!!!1!
Moose the Mooche says
Hmmm, I nearly went with Night of the Jiving Dead earlier, which if anything is a more unpleasant image than a field full of brain-hungry zombies’
How about
Happenings Ten Years After Tomorrow Never Knows Ago?
…good luck with the poster
hubert rawlinson says
Sorry @Jeff don’t understand your banter.
Jeff says
Ok.
Have a good evening.
Moose the Mooche says
Take That Darned Cat
Moose the Mooche says
The Cousteau Twins
….ahhh, the old singing incomprehensibly and woozily ploy
Jeff says
Both Twins played in the movie ‘(Wo)Men of Honor’ by Scuba Gooding Jnr, as I recall.
He got both Best Actor *and* Best Actress, I believe.
Sewer Robot says
Electro pop:
The Human League Centipede
Erasurehead
The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adèle Blancmange
Fantastic Visage
We Bought Yazoo
A Bronski Beat Tale
Pet Shop Boyz In Da Hood
Heaven 17 Can Wait
Rear Windowlicker
Moose the Mooche says
….by Planet of the Aphex?
Barry Blue says
Gregory Isaac’s Girl (‘Tits, bum, fanny, hard drugs, the lot!’)
Sunday Bloody Sunday Girl (In which Alan Partridge loses it with his radio-playing neighbour)
The Man In The White Stripes Suit
Is Mica Paris Burning?
The 39 Steps (‘Kill one, more emerge!’)
Monty Python Lee Jackson & The Holy Grail
Don’t Look Now That’s What I Call Music
28 Days Later (‘A trial even for die-hard fans of the ‘I could do some boogie-woogie in this one’ host’)
Jeff says
Bloody hell…those are good.
hubert rawlinson says
Meet me in St Louis Armstrong.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Kid Joe.
Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
Moose the Mooche says
Red Joan as Policewoman
…we’ll have no-one with radical views in the police force, I tell you
salwarpe says
Groundhogs Day – everyone in Punxsutawney has been in Tony McPhee’s band.
Moose the Mooche says
Even Ned Ryerson? Blimey!
Black Type says
Groundhogs Day – everyone in Punxsutawney has been in Tony McPhee’s band.
salwarpe says
The Shawshank Redemption Song – my rock chiseling hand was made strong by the hand of the Almighty
salwarpe says
The Name of the Rose of Avalanche – Yes, we’re a goth band from Leeds. No, we’re not the Sisters.
Moose the Mooche says
Twelve Monkees – Bruce Willis goes back in time … in a bobble hat
salwarpe says
Die Hard-Fi – Stars of C-4 TV
Sewer Robot says
Too Ra Loo Ra Yippy Kay Ay Motherf*cker
Hudson Hawkwind
James Last: Boy Scout
Talvin Singh City
The Sixth Senses Working Overtime
Add N To Expendables
Moose the Mooche says
I feel, see, hear, smell, touch, taste dead people
Jeff says
Twitter profile?
Black Type says
Underworld
“Lager, lager, lager, lager, VAMPIRES!”
salwarpe says
The Last of the Mohicanned Heat – Going up the country to venerate and slay a noble buck deer, score me a white chick and kill some Hurons
Moose the Mooche says
Legends of The Fall – I’m going-uh… hunting-uh…. in the wilderness-uh…
Barry Blue says
Skyfall – worst Bond theme ever, Mark E Smith intoning over the classical/soft rock crossover combo.
Sniffity says
Apollo 9 From Outer Space
Glen Or Glenda The World As We Know It
Phantom Of The Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Skrillexcalibur
The Zardozmonds
633 Squadrophenia
Moose the Mooche says
Loving your work. As if the Osmonds weren’t scary enough.
fentonsteve says
The Addams and the Ants Family
Diddley Farquar says
The Thompson Twins Of Evil
Moose the Mooche says
….tautology alert
Moose the Mooche says
There’s Something About the Jesus & Mary Chain – so that’s how they get their hair to stand up like that!
Black Type says
Spunki
…Too far?
Sewer Robot says
The Jizz-in-me-hair-y Chain
Moose the Mooche says
This is my fault.
But I’m not going to beat myself up about it.
salwarpe says
Primal Scream – Nicolas Cage plays a big game hunter whose white jaguar roams a Californian town, slashing high-school horror film fans. Bobby and the band play suitable songs from their second album
Moose the Mooche says
The Life & Death of Colonel Limp Bizkit – turns out he did his entire military career for the nookie
fentonsteve says
Home Alone Again (Naturally).
Gilbert O’Sullivan chucks himself off giant Christmas tree.
Rigid Digit says
And the sequel Home Alone Again Or.
Gilbert falls of the tree again, and Arthur Lee meets Donald Trump
fentonsteve says
A Christmas Carole King
If she doesn’t already have a festive album called this, she can have it.
fentonsteve says
Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts In May.
Alison Steadman and Roger Slowman tour the toilet circuit in a Transit van.
salwarpe says
This is my favourite.
fentonsteve says
See also: Abigail’s Birthday Party.
Steadman insists Nick Cave eats olives and sings Demis Roussos.
Black Type says
He probably would.
salwarpe says
eats Olive’s what?
fentonsteve says
Ned’s Atomic Dustbin Baby.
Jacqueline Wilson goes Grebo.
fentonsteve says
The Naked Gun Club.
Jeffrey Lee Pierce and Kid Congo Powers get their kit off.
Barry Blue says
Where Eagles Dare – In which Henley, Frey et al don eyeliner and asymmetrical hairdos and give the Hun the runaround
One Of Our Dinosaur Jrs Is Missing – When J Mascis gets lost in the Natural History Museum and asks for directions, his mumbling voice results in misunderstanding and mayhem.
Monty Python’s Life Of Bryan Adams (Malcolm Muggeridge, a huge Adams fan, was apoplectic)
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part Two Unlimited
A Man For All Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks takes on the church and monarchy with hilarious consequences
salwarpe says
Carry on At Your Kings of Convenience – ribald laughter as the Nordic indie folk-pop duo ‘entertain’ the striking workers (with Charles Hawtrey on triangle)
salwarpe says
Paris, Texas – Mica and Sharleen wander the desert looking grizzled, then put the show on right here. A witty gender role reversal has Klaus Kinski as a rent boy halfway through the film.
salwarpe says
The Sound of Musical Youth – Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side, Mother Superior!
Moose the Mooche says
What About Bob Dylan?
Richard Dreyfus’s retirement is ruined when an irascible octagenarian singer-songwriter moves in with him.
Moose the Mooche says
The Black Grapes of Wrath
It’s great when you’re in the Depression, yeah
salwarpe says
Rita, Sue and Bob Dylan Too – Blonde on Blonde was never like this
salwarpe says
Escape From New Order – “Snake” Plissken puts down his low slung bass and attempts to leave the high tech musical citadel
Moose the Mooche says
Hannah and her Sister Sledge – Woody Allen can’t cope with his girlfriend constantly playing disco records
Black Type says
Documentary, then.
Mike_H says
Withnail and I-Roy.
The Agony And The XTC.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy In The House Of Love.
American Beauty’s Only Skin Deep.
Corpse Brides Of Funkenstein.
hubert rawlinson says
Could I point the honourable gentleman @Mike_H to my posting two days ago of Withnail and I-Roy, when this thread was looking distinctly threadbare and gave it that helpful kick the thread richly deserved, making this thread one we are proud to stand behind as it is now trembles just short of the two hamper mark.
Moose the Mooche says
….there always Ten Things I Hate About U Roy.
fentonsteve says
Ice Cold in Alex Chilton
The Big Star gets a bit parky.
fentonsteve says
Mary Poppins Will Eat Itself.
{ Ed: for goodness sake, Fenton, get on with some bloody work}
salwarpe says
My favourite way of getting kicks – I go down town and hustle chicks
Moose the Mooche says
Bedknobs and Tindersticks
GCU Grey Area says
James Last Year at Marienbad.
Arty, with a beardy beat.
Moose the Mooche says
Attack New Kids on the Block
…don’t mind if I do
Moose the Mooche says
The Pickety Witchfinder General
Moose the Mooche says
He’s Just Not That Into U2
Black Type says
Afterword T-shirt.
Barry Blue says
Northside By Northwest (‘Fook off, y’fookin’ crop-duster !’)
Rigid Digit says
The Godfather John Misty
12 Angry Anderson Men
Taxi Driver 67
Saving Private Ryan Adams
Black Hawk Down The Dustpipe (na-na-na-na nana-na-nana-na)
Jeff says
The East Lothian Question, by Kanye
I don’t care that it’s not a film.
Jeff says
Look Back In Bhangra
Barry Blue says
Dial M For Murder – in which Robin ‘Pop Muzik’ Scott morphs from hitmaker to hitman!
Jeff says
Froesen
Gary says
Jimmy Midsommarville – “I can’t survive, I can’t stay alive”
Jeff says
Stuart Little Feat
Jeff says
The Beautiful South Pacific
Jeff says
Empire Of The Sun Ra
Moose the Mooche says
The Return of Housemartin Guerre
….a man returns to his village after many years away. Eventually his wife twigs that he is not Stan Cullimore, he is Dave Rotheray.
Jeff says
Well played. I’ve trying for a Martin Guerre one for 5 minutes.
salwarpe says
The Return of Martin Guerry Rafferty – I didn’t know he’d been away!
Jeff says
If Be-Bop Deluxe Could Kill
Rigid Digit says
then Bill Nelson would be a wanted man
Jeff says
Death Racey 2000
Death On The Nile Rodgers
Jeff says
Chick Corea Window
Jeff says
The Greatest Showaddywaddyman
Barry Blue says
Magnifique!
hubert rawlinson says
I’d go see that, could be a fun evening out.
Jeff says
Deep Purple Rain
Jeff says
Happy Gilmour
Black Type says
Fantasy epic.
Rigid Digit says
The My Bloody Valentine’s Day Masscare
Jeff says
Manfred Mann For All Seasons
Jeff says
Carol Bayer Sager The Movie
Jeff says
Barât Subsequent Moviefilm
Jeff says
The Seventh Seal
The Seventh Samurai Cooder
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers Johnson
Sewer Robot says
Course it should really be The Seventh Seal* as Adamski took all the credit for the First Seal..
Jeff says
Good point, well made.
Moose the Mooche says
Idioten Dec
Black Type says
Close approximation.
Moose the Mooche says
Trainspotting Tings
“That’s not my name, ya dancer!!”
Diddley Farquar says
Things To Do With John Denver When You’re Dead
Jeff says
Hee hee hee hee!
Mike_H says
The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three.
Len Barry lets the train take the strain.
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Of Evidence.
Charlie Watts Eating Gilbert Grape.
Jeff says
Krupia
Jeff says
As Good As It Getz
Moose the Mooche says
Dude, Where’s My Martin Carthy
Jeff says
The Killing of Sister George Melly
Nat King Coleminer’s Daughter
Jeff says
Banananaramas
Moose the Mooche says
Bill Brewster’s Millions
Moose the Mooche says
Mutiny on Jayne County
Moose the Mooche says
Them Shoot Horses, Don’t They
Jeff says
Them!
Moose the Mooche says
The Only Defiant Right Ones In
Barry Blue says
The Big Elbowski
Black Type says
Very good.
Jeff says
Ice Cold In Alex Chilton
fentonsteve says
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, don’t they? I’m blushing.
Jeff says
Oh blimey, had you done that one? Apologies.
Mike_H says
Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow White
Moose the Mooche says
Don’t Eat The Curious Yellow
I Am A Klockwork Oranj
Mike_H says
The John Barry Seven Samurai
Blood Sweat And Tears Diamond
FarGo-Betweens
No Country For The Old Men They Couldn’t Hang
Jeff says
Me, Myself & Irene Cara
Moose the Mooche says
Bruce Hornsby Almighty
Jeff says
Joan Armatrading Places
Mike_H says
Gorky Parklife
Jeff says
Carry On Doctor Hook & The Medicine Show
Jeff says
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldplay
Moose the Mooche says
Herbie The Love Bug Hancock
hubert rawlinson says
Don’t have nightmares. Gonks Go Beatles.
Jeff says
Shriek!
Jeff says
The Mighty Ducks Deluxe
(Blimey, they weren’t *that* good)
hubert rawlinson says
Bring Me the Head of Alfreddie and the Dreamers.
Frigid Pink Flamingoes.
Jeff says
Bring Me The Head of Jerry Garcia
Moose the Mooche says
We’ve had that. And Carry On Dick’s Picks.
hubert rawlinson says
Carry on Waiting for Columbus.
I read that as Carry On Dick’s Pricks which brought a different type of film to mind.
hubert rawlinson says
Sorry @Jeff I had that earlier this morning.
Moose the Mooche says
The joke or the head?
Not judging, I get hungry meself first thing
hubert rawlinson says
The joke, I couldn’t eat a whole head.
Moose the Mooche says
There’s not much meat on a head. Just ask Tiggs.
Jeff says
@hubert-rawlinson
Gah!
Seppuku for me then.
hubert rawlinson says
Please not it’s a bit messy.
Also @Mike_H would have to do the same as he repeated another of mine.
Jeff says
Kind and thoughtful of you, but I really must insist; matter of principle, innit?
But first I’m gonna take that @Freddy-Steady out, for thinking he can get away with covering my ‘Fistful of Dollar’ from a couple days ago without even a sleeve-note acknowledgement let alone a sniff of a royalty cheque.
hubert rawlinson says
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World of Twist.
Barry Blue says
The Magnificent Ambersons Of Leon
Last Year In Marienbad Manners
Four Wedding Presents And A Funeral
The Simply Red Shoes
The Tin Machine Drum (The long awaited Hunt Sales’ biopic)
Jeff says
The Secret Life Of Bees Make Honey
Jeff says
Fiddler On The Rufus
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Chaka Khan
Black Type says
I Feel For Uhura.
Jeff says
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisiesie Top
Un Chien Andalou Rawls
Freddy Steady says
A fistful of Dollar.
Eeewwwww.
Jeff says
Yes M’lud, I identify Exhibit A to be the slightly seedy gag wot I cracked several days ago in these ‘ere environs.
Jeff says
Jewel In The Sun
Natalie Merchant of Venice
Flash Gordon OST – CeCe Peniston
Jeff says
Gahan With The Wind
Moose the Mooche says
That’s exactly the way Justin Webb says it.
Jeff says
Well…
…have you ever seen us in the same room together?
Actually, in reality and by colossal coincidence, many hundreds of years ago I was stood only >this< far away from Justin Webb in an empty and derelict house while he was interviewing 'my' politician live on BBC Breakfast. He made it very clear that he thought that standing amongst the grot of collapsed and decaying Georgian ceilings was very much *not* what he wanted to be doing.
Sniffity says
10,000 Psychomaniacs
Au Pairs Girls
Expressos Bongo
Let’s Get Lady Gaga
salwarpe says
Star Wars (Not Wars) – Shake Your Jed(i)
The Empire Strokes Back – Darth Vader gives a gloved massage
The Return of the Jedward – More annoying than Ewoks!
GCU Grey Area says
Betty Blue Aeroplanes.
Betty Boo Hewerdine, for a band on band mashup…
fentonsteve says
See also:
The Bible: In The Beginning
Detailing the years before guitarist Neill MacColl joined Boo and Tony.
Sniffity says
Come Coldplay With Me
The Punch and Judie Tzuke Man
Pure Hell At St Etienne
Logan’s Midnight Runners
Lemon Popsicle Toes
What Bernard Butler Saw
Eno’s You’re Alone
Imperial Bedroom Mazurka
Moose the Mooche says
….assuming it hasn’t already happened, “Pure Hell At St Etienne” will one day be the headline of a report on a UK team getting thrashed away in a Europa League match.
I assume most Daily Star readers will appreciate the reference. Ronald searle tragics to a man
Jeff says
The Tubular Belles of St Trinian’s
fentonsteve says
The Lion Kingmaker.
The animated story of an Indie Rock trio from Hull.
Moose the Mooche says
Also:
The Red Guitars’ Shoes
….thrilling documentary about the footwear choces of the Good Technology hitmakers
Moose the Mooche says
……and Fonda 300
….small army of Spartans try to protect winsome female bassist from lust-crazed ginger geezer from Cambridge.
salwarpe says
Red Boxing Helena – It’s a Sa-squash-tuan in there
salwarpe says
Soylent Green on Red – You’ll Chuck Prophetically, if you know
Barry Blue says
The Banshees Of Inisherin – See Steve Severin sever seven fingers as Budgie’s prattling gets on his wick!
fentonsteve says
Year One Direction
fentonsteve says
Jesus Christ Superstar
The good lord joins BMX Bandits / Soup Dragons spin-off.
Sewer Robot says
The squat thrusts are even more exciting on the big screen..
fentonsteve says
A Hard Day’s Barron Knights
fentonsteve says
Samson and Delilah
NWOBHM band in the garden of Eden
Sewer Robot says
Duffy The Vampire Slayer (Who knew Wales was a hotspot for neck botherers?)
Interpol With A Vampire (Channel 4 show)
Nosh For TATU (the Russian duo scoff doughnuts. Vampire fetishists can watch the jam drip down their white shirts)
30 Days Of Nightshift (Bruce releases the full-length version of his amazing Commodores cover)
Let The Only Ones In (Don’t).
The Lost Beach Boys
Salem’s Scott and 2, 3 and 4
Dracula: Dead And Loving It’s Immaterial
What We Do In Hank Marvin And The Shadows
Mike_H says
The Lush Life Of Brian
Lay Lady Layer Cake
fentonsteve says
Blinded By the Lighthouse Family.
A Fish Called Wanda Jackson
The Fall of the Roman Empire of the Sun
Manchester by the C-Lo Green
Elvis Costello and the Fatal Attractions
Black Type says
Apocalypse Neu!
hubert rawlinson says
Fun Boy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Moose the Mooche says
That would have been a much better film.
hubert rawlinson says
There was a remake of Fun Boy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Mustaphas Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
with added fez.
salwarpe says
I think I preferred Three Mustaphas Three Amigos.
hubert rawlinson says
Replace the sombreros with fezzes, it’s a winner.
duco01 says
The Van (Morrison)
Dubliner buys chipper van in order to start mobile fish ‘n chips business.
The first customer who comes along is the Belfast Cowboy himself, complaining about lockdown restrictions, and how his personal freedom is being infringed.
Jeff says
Have we had The Grapes of David Lee Roth yet?
And somebody must have done Field of D:Reams, Shirley?
Jeff says
The Loneliness of Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
Barry Blue says
One Direction Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
The Breakfast In America Club – kids in detention express their gnarly anger by dancing to The Logical Song
Jeff says
The Assassination of Jimmy James & The Vagabonds by the Coward Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Jeff says
Escape to Vic Damone.
Mike_H says
The Man Who Would Be Ben E King.
Hot Fuzzy Warbles.
‘Round Midnight Cowboy
Soylent Green Earrings
The Fall’s Quiet On The Western Front
Se7en Brides For Se7en Brothers
Jeff says
Frankie Miller’s Crossing.
Camélie.
DelAmitricatessen.
Who Killed Cockney Rebel.
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon.
The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne.
Diner Washington.
The Wooden Hawes.
Jeff says
Eno Corrida
Come Back To The Five and Dime, James Dean Bradfield, James Dean Bradfield
Flash Gordon Lightfoot
The Manchurian Canned Heat
Ghostbuster Bloodvessel
Run The Jewel Of The Nile
Play Father John Misty For Me
The Bridge on Jamiroquai
Room At The Toploader
Hot Chocolat
Mud in Dagenham
Jeff says
How Split Enz
Moose the Mooche says
….this is how Neil and Tim Finn were greeted when they arrived in Newcastle
Jeff says
Teesside an’ all.
Haven’t thought of the terse North Eastern ‘how’ greeting for decades. Makes me feel nostalgic and homesick. Nostalgick. Nostalsick. [Stop it. Ed].
PS Aguirre, Wrath of Godley & Creme.
Sewer Robot says
There Ain’t Half Been Some Inglorious Bastards
Kill Bill And The High Roads
Reasons To Be Hateful (Part 8)
Mike_H says
Hurry Up Mati Hari
Three Times The Lady Vanishes
ZZ Top Secret!
Burn Baby Burn After Reading
Enemy Of The State Of Independence
The Men Without Hats Who Stare At Goats
Less Than Zero Dark Thirty
It’s Grim Up North By Northwest
p.s. If we can keep this going long enough Dave will have enough hampers to start his own food bank.
Barry Blue says
Dr Strangely Strangelove alone again or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb the bass