We’ve probably done this before but prompted by the wonderful Mark Reynolds @The_Ren1981 on Twitter’s latest creation. What band / film combo would you like to see? I’m not a great film watcher so all I’ve got is Carry On Screaming featuring Siouxsie and the Banshees. I know you can do better than that…
https://twitter.com/The_Ren1981/status/1592083612408635394?t=NUnnEJGFx1-PN2bt-tfZmQ&s=19
Can’t do the visuals but Carry On Screamin’ Jay Hawkins feels like a complementary pairing.
I put a spell on you, matron
Picturing Hattie Jacques’ face in response and am giggling in delight.
Great image, Mr the Mooche.
When Hattie Jacques puts a spell on you, you’ll know about it.
Tears for Fears – It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Third World We’re Standing On The Corner Of.
Withnail and I-Roy
Oh very good.
“Here hare here, as I would say”
Mississippi Burning Spear.
Driving Miss Daisy Chainsaw.
Driving Miss Daisy Away From Home.
Morgan Freeman joins It’s Immaterial. It has to happen
Revolver Volver.
Actually that would work quite well as a poster- put Penelope Cruz between Ringo and George (lucky bleeders).
Twist and Shout At The Devil.
Pulp Fiction Romance.
Dick Dale and Jarvis Cocker join the Buzzcocks.
Theatre of Blood and Chocolate. Vincent Price and Elvis C. go right over the top, luvvie.
Dial Boney M For Murder.
Excellent!
The Third Method Man
NWA go to post-war Vienna.
Amber and the Magnificent Amberines.
Bedtime for Bonzo Dog Doodah Band.
In which our heroes are seen retiring for the night.
Unfortunately craiyon.com didn’t quite help with the poster and nightmares ensued.
Sir Henry at Rawlinson End of Days.
Arnie is incomprehensible at the best of times, but with a mouthful of worms it’s hopeless
Chirrup chirrup
Catch 22 A Fire
Stir it up, Yossarian
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
….well they wouldn’t have jabs and now look at ’em
We Need To Talk About Kevin Rowland
You’re ahead of me here, aren’t you?
My American Beauty
…. there’s a reason this poster has never happened
Something Wicked This Way Comes On Eileen.
Duck Soup Rock
Hey Rufus, Rufus, Rufusettes!
The Indestructible Heat of Soweto
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro finally come face to face…. at a Boyoyo Boys gig
28 Demon Days Later
Plague hits London and all that’s left is Damon Albarn and some cartoon characters.
Gertie the Dinosaur Jr.
Sequel to one of the first animated films with lashings of loud music.
The Incredible Journey Through the Past.
Neil Young and a bunch of talking animals take a history tour of the world.
Cross Of Iron Maiden.
Steve Harris, Bruce Dickinson & Nicko McBrain go with James Coburn to the Russian front, where the iron crosses grow.
Juman-Gee Mr Tracy
Mid-80s Norwich electro-pop duo make the game jungle shine.
Saturday Night Fever Pitch
Gooner Colin Firth goes disco dancing.
Love and Pride and Prejudice
Man emerges from a lake having had a swim while wearing tartan trousers and red doc Martens.
PG
High School Musical Fidelity
Record store clerk Jack Black goes the full Disney.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondies
Debbie Harry goes the full Marilyn Monroe.
Pretty in Pink Floyd – Roger gets a makeover.
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Rock – They rob banks in order to fund Trump’s campaign.
Dirty Dancing In The Dark
Baby and Broooce in light-footed holiday romance
Four Weddings and a Funeral For A Friend
Wedding receptions plagued by scuzzy Welsh post-hardcore knee-length shorts wearers.
Pulp Fiction
A version of “High Fidelity”, but set in a second-hand book shop.
Back In Black Books – reboot of popular Channel 4 bookshop sitcom.
Son Of My Father Ted – “next generation” style sequel to popular Channel 4 island-bound sitcom.
Drop The Dead Milkmen – music press spin-off of popular Channel 4 news sitcom
..and so on..
Sorry? Oh, movies. As you were..
All Saints Quiet On The Western Stars Front
Girl group refuse to confirm rumours of recording a Bruce Springsteen album
Apocalypse Now That’s What I Call Music – chart busting journey into the heart of darkness
“The horror”…. there’s a guy who’s just had to endure Ooh To Be Aah.
Can I nominate @ClemFandango to receive the imminent Corsair chicken for this one?
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Watermans.
Matt Aitken takes revenge on past collaborators by imprisoning one, and setting fire to the other (twice).
Soundtrack by Rick Astley
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Bomb.
Matt Johnson has all his memories wiped and cheers the fuck up. This explains why there hasn’t been a new The The album for twenty years.
Scooby-Doo! and the Goblin King Crimson
Frippertronics sends Scoob and Shaggy running in and out of cupboards, hiding in washing baskets, and disguising themselves as Tony Levin and Jakko Jakszyk.
The League of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
…..sorry Toyah, the party’s over
Last Tango in Mica Paris.
I’m thoroughly ashamed of myself.
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
….ditto
Fat Bottomed Girl, Interrupted
….well that’s not an improvement
When Debbie Harry Met Sally.
I’ll have what she’s having.
AToneLocment.
Man dies on the beach at Dunkirk of a funky cold medina overdose.
Citizen Kane Gang
Ooooo Jim W Gettys
Ooooo Jim W Gettys
Ooooo Jim W Gettys on your radio
Prefab Sprout Of Africa.
The Crazy World Of Arthur
Dudley Moore sets his head on fire while inebriated (again).
Ed Woodface
Everywhere you go, always take Bela Lugosi with you
Crowded House At The End of The Street.
2001: A Space Odyssey – ‘Going Back To My Roots’
Iconic moment: “My God…it’s full of Stars on 45!”
“Back down to earth”? I think not
What’s Eating Black Grape?
Bez is climbing that tower again….
Missouri Breaks Stuff
…. it’s too much stress for Marlon and Fred
Full Metal Jackie:
Scott Walker sings the barrack-room insults of Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
Moby, Dick
Harsh perhaps, but that Natalie Portman business was ungentlemanly.
Get cape, wear Cape Fear
Some Mothers Of Invention Do ‘Ave ‘Em
Frank Zappa in a beret hangs off a Morris Minor over Beachy Head
Brown raincoats don’t make it
‘She was an office girl (her name was Ooooooh Betty!!)’
‘Oh Fraaaank…Zappa!’
Down By La Jetée
Post-apocalyptic film made up of pictures of four unpleasant men from Essex
Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravox Vixens
Les Enfants Du Vanessa Paradis
A mime artist gets incredibly frustrated trying to hail a cab.
Les Parapluies Louie de Cherbourg.
I’m thinking of the rare-to-the-point-of-wholly-imaginary version by Umbrella Fitzgerald, of course.
It’s A Close Encounter of the Third Kinda Magic.
Day for Night Fever.
Ted Nugentlemen of Verona.
Status Quo Vadis.
Midnight Special AKA
The Magnificent Shed Seven
Lady in a Van Morrison, wherein the Belfast troubadour impersonates a National Treasure, stars in Downton Abbey, and hilarity ensues…
Common One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
“Get me down my walkin’ shoes, the World Series is on”
On the Beach Boys
A post-apocalyptic vision of the world where only Mike Love survives.
Edwin Starr Wars
What is it good for? Absolutely Naboo.
The Empire Strikes Bach
Men In Black Sabbath
No Country For Old Men At Work.
The Killing Fields Of The Nephilim
The Mission: Impossible
Def Jam:
My Adidas Boot
Licence To Il Postino
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb Squad
Also:
Dumb and Dumber and Bigger and Deffer
Yo! Bum Rush the Truman Show
Flav and Private Ryan
A Matter of Life and Death Cab for Cutie.
The US title being Stairway to Heaven 17…
A Clock DVA Orange.
….one for the kids there
I Know Where I’m Going Underground. I know, not a band.
Jurassic World Party
Karl rides a prehistoric elephant
Wild Strawberry Switchblade
Old Swedish guy goes on a roadtrip with polka-dotted women from Glasgow… wait, I think I might have actually seen this film
Fun Boy Three Mules for Sister Sarah.
Das Bootsy.
(Yes, I know, I know)
Das Racist Boot. (Probably cherry-red DMs)
Hersham Boys from Brazil.
Edit: Blimey, just seen that you did a Boys From Brazil one, too (one-two, one-two)
We Dive At Tony Orlando and Dawn.
The Exorcisters of Mercy.
I, Steely Daniel
Steel Pulse Magnolias.
The Waterboys From Brazil.
You saw the whole of the lebensraum
The High Plains Drifters.
For A Fistful of Dollar
(Moose… don’t)
Ok ok, for the avoidance of doubt, how about:
For a Fistful of Dollar Brand?
Ah gah no, that’s just as bad.
That’ll Be The David Van Day
‘It’s in the Thereza!! It’s coming!!’
Fists of Furious Five?
Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge.
How Green Is Frankie Valli.
Ben Folds Five Easy Pieces.
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3-4 Motorway
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari Barlow.
An Expressionless classic.
Ha ha ha ha ha that’s brilliant.
Trans-Europe Expresso Bongo
Chicken Run-DMC: ‘Squawk this way’
Oh very good. Whose house? Chicken house!
Logan’s Run-DMC.
The Italian Jobriath
You’re only supposed to blow the bloody trousers off
Clint Eastwood, General Saint and Clint Eastwood
(er….)
Do you feel lucky lucky lucky, Daft Punk?
I nearly went with Dirty Harry Secombe. So glad I didn’t!
Never go the full Seagoon.
Night of the Ian Hunter
The Zombies – Flesh Eaters
Ben Folds’ Anal Spunkfest
Ha ha ha ha ha! For shame!
Big Black Narcissus
Songs about nearly fucking
One Of Our Aircraft Is Missie Elliott
Tora! Tora! Tori Amos!
Well I left this thread a couple of days ago dying on its arse like that Kevin Costner film about the sea and I come back to a hamper full of dry popcorn, cold hot dogs and soft drinks of indeterminable origin at £50 a pop. From Water World Party to Black Adam and The Ants in a flash
You mean…. it was nearly Heaven’s Gareth Gates?
‘Waterworld’ OST – Immersion Leak & Plumber
Sometimes it takes a while for a thread to, and I use the term advisedly, ‘mature’ having read some of the posts you can understand why.
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Grateful Dead
Moose, you’re not gonna take that from Hubes are ya?
Cos you know he means you and you alone, and not me in ANY WAY AT ALL?
C’mon Moose…look, the guy can’t even format ffs!!!1!
Hmmm, I nearly went with Night of the Jiving Dead earlier, which if anything is a more unpleasant image than a field full of brain-hungry zombies’
How about
Happenings Ten Years After Tomorrow Never Knows Ago?
…good luck with the poster
Sorry @Jeff don’t understand your banter.
Ok.
Have a good evening.
Take That Darned Cat
The Cousteau Twins
….ahhh, the old singing incomprehensibly and woozily ploy
Both Twins played in the movie ‘(Wo)Men of Honor’ by Scuba Gooding Jnr, as I recall.
He got both Best Actor *and* Best Actress, I believe.
Electro pop:
The Human League Centipede
Erasurehead
The Extraordinary Adventures Of Adèle Blancmange
Fantastic Visage
We Bought Yazoo
A Bronski Beat Tale
Pet Shop Boyz In Da Hood
Heaven 17 Can Wait
Rear Windowlicker
….by Planet of the Aphex?
Gregory Isaac’s Girl (‘Tits, bum, fanny, hard drugs, the lot!’)
Sunday Bloody Sunday Girl (In which Alan Partridge loses it with his radio-playing neighbour)
The Man In The White Stripes Suit
Is Mica Paris Burning?
The 39 Steps (‘Kill one, more emerge!’)
Monty Python Lee Jackson & The Holy Grail
Don’t Look Now That’s What I Call Music
28 Days Later (‘A trial even for die-hard fans of the ‘I could do some boogie-woogie in this one’ host’)
Bloody hell…those are good.
Meet me in St Louis Armstrong.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Kid Joe.
Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
Red Joan as Policewoman
…we’ll have no-one with radical views in the police force, I tell you
Groundhogs Day – everyone in Punxsutawney has been in Tony McPhee’s band.
Even Ned Ryerson? Blimey!
Groundhogs Day – everyone in Punxsutawney has been in Tony McPhee’s band.
The Shawshank Redemption Song – my rock chiseling hand was made strong by the hand of the Almighty
The Name of the Rose of Avalanche – Yes, we’re a goth band from Leeds. No, we’re not the Sisters.
Twelve Monkees – Bruce Willis goes back in time … in a bobble hat
Die Hard-Fi – Stars of C-4 TV
Too Ra Loo Ra Yippy Kay Ay Motherf*cker
Hudson Hawkwind
James Last: Boy Scout
Talvin Singh City
The Sixth Senses Working Overtime
Add N To Expendables
I feel, see, hear, smell, touch, taste dead people
Twitter profile?
Underworld
“Lager, lager, lager, lager, VAMPIRES!”
The Last of the Mohicanned Heat – Going up the country to venerate and slay a noble buck deer, score me a white chick and kill some Hurons
Legends of The Fall – I’m going-uh… hunting-uh…. in the wilderness-uh…
Skyfall – worst Bond theme ever, Mark E Smith intoning over the classical/soft rock crossover combo.
Apollo 9 From Outer Space
Glen Or Glenda The World As We Know It
Phantom Of The Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Skrillexcalibur
The Zardozmonds
633 Squadrophenia
Loving your work. As if the Osmonds weren’t scary enough.
The Addams and the Ants Family
The Thompson Twins Of Evil
….tautology alert
There’s Something About the Jesus & Mary Chain – so that’s how they get their hair to stand up like that!
Spunki
…Too far?
The Jizz-in-me-hair-y Chain
This is my fault.
But I’m not going to beat myself up about it.
Primal Scream – Nicolas Cage plays a big game hunter whose white jaguar roams a Californian town, slashing high-school horror film fans. Bobby and the band play suitable songs from their second album
The Life & Death of Colonel Limp Bizkit – turns out he did his entire military career for the nookie
Home Alone Again (Naturally).
Gilbert O’Sullivan chucks himself off giant Christmas tree.
And the sequel Home Alone Again Or.
Gilbert falls of the tree again, and Arthur Lee meets Donald Trump
A Christmas Carole King
If she doesn’t already have a festive album called this, she can have it.
Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts In May.
Alison Steadman and Roger Slowman tour the toilet circuit in a Transit van.
This is my favourite.
See also: Abigail’s Birthday Party.
Steadman insists Nick Cave eats olives and sings Demis Roussos.
He probably would.
eats Olive’s what?
Ned’s Atomic Dustbin Baby.
Jacqueline Wilson goes Grebo.
The Naked Gun Club.
Jeffrey Lee Pierce and Kid Congo Powers get their kit off.
Where Eagles Dare – In which Henley, Frey et al don eyeliner and asymmetrical hairdos and give the Hun the runaround
One Of Our Dinosaur Jrs Is Missing – When J Mascis gets lost in the Natural History Museum and asks for directions, his mumbling voice results in misunderstanding and mayhem.
Monty Python’s Life Of Bryan Adams (Malcolm Muggeridge, a huge Adams fan, was apoplectic)
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part Two Unlimited
A Man For All Seasons In The Sun – Terry Jacks takes on the church and monarchy with hilarious consequences
Carry on At Your Kings of Convenience – ribald laughter as the Nordic indie folk-pop duo ‘entertain’ the striking workers (with Charles Hawtrey on triangle)
Paris, Texas – Mica and Sharleen wander the desert looking grizzled, then put the show on right here. A witty gender role reversal has Klaus Kinski as a rent boy halfway through the film.
The Sound of Musical Youth – Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side, Mother Superior!
What About Bob Dylan?
Richard Dreyfus’s retirement is ruined when an irascible octagenarian singer-songwriter moves in with him.
The Black Grapes of Wrath
It’s great when you’re in the Depression, yeah
Rita, Sue and Bob Dylan Too – Blonde on Blonde was never like this
Escape From New Order – “Snake” Plissken puts down his low slung bass and attempts to leave the high tech musical citadel
Hannah and her Sister Sledge – Woody Allen can’t cope with his girlfriend constantly playing disco records
Documentary, then.
Withnail and I-Roy.
The Agony And The XTC.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy In The House Of Love.
American Beauty’s Only Skin Deep.
Corpse Brides Of Funkenstein.
Could I point the honourable gentleman @Mike_H to my posting two days ago of Withnail and I-Roy, when this thread was looking distinctly threadbare and gave it that helpful kick the thread richly deserved, making this thread one we are proud to stand behind as it is now trembles just short of the two hamper mark.
….there always Ten Things I Hate About U Roy.
Ice Cold in Alex Chilton
The Big Star gets a bit parky.
Mary Poppins Will Eat Itself.
{ Ed: for goodness sake, Fenton, get on with some bloody work}
My favourite way of getting kicks – I go down town and hustle chicks
Bedknobs and Tindersticks
James Last Year at Marienbad.
Arty, with a beardy beat.
Attack New Kids on the Block
…don’t mind if I do
The Pickety Witchfinder General
He’s Just Not That Into U2
Afterword T-shirt.
Northside By Northwest (‘Fook off, y’fookin’ crop-duster !’)
The Godfather John Misty
12 Angry Anderson Men
Taxi Driver 67
Saving Private Ryan Adams
Black Hawk Down The Dustpipe (na-na-na-na nana-na-nana-na)
The East Lothian Question, by Kanye
I don’t care that it’s not a film.
Look Back In Bhangra
Dial M For Murder – in which Robin ‘Pop Muzik’ Scott morphs from hitmaker to hitman!
Froesen
Jimmy Midsommarville – “I can’t survive, I can’t stay alive”
Stuart Little Feat
The Beautiful South Pacific
Empire Of The Sun Ra
The Return of Housemartin Guerre
….a man returns to his village after many years away. Eventually his wife twigs that he is not Stan Cullimore, he is Dave Rotheray.
Well played. I’ve trying for a Martin Guerre one for 5 minutes.
The Return of Martin Guerry Rafferty – I didn’t know he’d been away!
If Be-Bop Deluxe Could Kill
then Bill Nelson would be a wanted man
Death Racey 2000
Death On The Nile Rodgers
Chick Corea Window
The Greatest Showaddywaddyman
Magnifique!
I’d go see that, could be a fun evening out.
Deep Purple Rain
Happy Gilmour
Fantasy epic.
The My Bloody Valentine’s Day Masscare
Manfred Mann For All Seasons
Carol Bayer Sager The Movie
Barât Subsequent Moviefilm
The Seventh Seal
The Seventh Samurai Cooder
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers Johnson
Course it should really be The Seventh Seal* as Adamski took all the credit for the First Seal..
Good point, well made.
Idioten Dec
Close approximation.
Trainspotting Tings
“That’s not my name, ya dancer!!”
Things To Do With John Denver When You’re Dead
Hee hee hee hee!
The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three.
Len Barry lets the train take the strain.
What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Of Evidence.
Charlie Watts Eating Gilbert Grape.
Krupia
As Good As It Getz
Dude, Where’s My Martin Carthy
The Killing of Sister George Melly
Nat King Coleminer’s Daughter
Banananaramas
Bill Brewster’s Millions
Mutiny on Jayne County
Them Shoot Horses, Don’t They
Them!
The Only Defiant Right Ones In
The Big Elbowski
Very good.
Ice Cold In Alex Chilton
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, don’t they? I’m blushing.
Oh blimey, had you done that one? Apologies.
Don’t Eat The Yellow Snow White
Don’t Eat The Curious Yellow
I Am A Klockwork Oranj
The John Barry Seven Samurai
Blood Sweat And Tears Diamond
FarGo-Betweens
No Country For The Old Men They Couldn’t Hang
Me, Myself & Irene Cara
Bruce Hornsby Almighty
Joan Armatrading Places
Gorky Parklife
Carry On Doctor Hook & The Medicine Show
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldplay
Herbie The Love Bug Hancock
Don’t have nightmares. Gonks Go Beatles.
Shriek!
The Mighty Ducks Deluxe
(Blimey, they weren’t *that* good)
Bring Me the Head of Alfreddie and the Dreamers.
Frigid Pink Flamingoes.
Bring Me The Head of Jerry Garcia
We’ve had that. And Carry On Dick’s Picks.
Carry on Waiting for Columbus.
I read that as Carry On Dick’s Pricks which brought a different type of film to mind.
Sorry @Jeff I had that earlier this morning.
The joke or the head?
Not judging, I get hungry meself first thing
The joke, I couldn’t eat a whole head.
There’s not much meat on a head. Just ask Tiggs.
@hubert-rawlinson
Gah!
Seppuku for me then.
Please not it’s a bit messy.
Also @Mike_H would have to do the same as he repeated another of mine.
Kind and thoughtful of you, but I really must insist; matter of principle, innit?
But first I’m gonna take that @Freddy-Steady out, for thinking he can get away with covering my ‘Fistful of Dollar’ from a couple days ago without even a sleeve-note acknowledgement let alone a sniff of a royalty cheque.
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World of Twist.
The Magnificent Ambersons Of Leon
Last Year In Marienbad Manners
Four Wedding Presents And A Funeral
The Simply Red Shoes
The Tin Machine Drum (The long awaited Hunt Sales’ biopic)
The Secret Life Of Bees Make Honey
Fiddler On The Rufus
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Chaka Khan
I Feel For Uhura.
The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisiesie Top
Un Chien Andalou Rawls
A fistful of Dollar.
Eeewwwww.
Yes M’lud, I identify Exhibit A to be the slightly seedy gag wot I cracked several days ago in these ‘ere environs.
Jewel In The Sun
Natalie Merchant of Venice
Flash Gordon OST – CeCe Peniston
Gahan With The Wind
That’s exactly the way Justin Webb says it.
Well…
…have you ever seen us in the same room together?
Actually, in reality and by colossal coincidence, many hundreds of years ago I was stood only >this< far away from Justin Webb in an empty and derelict house while he was interviewing 'my' politician live on BBC Breakfast. He made it very clear that he thought that standing amongst the grot of collapsed and decaying Georgian ceilings was very much *not* what he wanted to be doing.
10,000 Psychomaniacs
Au Pairs Girls
Expressos Bongo
Let’s Get Lady Gaga
Star Wars (Not Wars) – Shake Your Jed(i)
The Empire Strokes Back – Darth Vader gives a gloved massage
The Return of the Jedward – More annoying than Ewoks!
Betty Blue Aeroplanes.
Betty Boo Hewerdine, for a band on band mashup…
See also:
The Bible: In The Beginning
Detailing the years before guitarist Neill MacColl joined Boo and Tony.
Come Coldplay With Me
The Punch and Judie Tzuke Man
Pure Hell At St Etienne
Logan’s Midnight Runners
Lemon Popsicle Toes
What Bernard Butler Saw
Eno’s You’re Alone
Imperial Bedroom Mazurka
….assuming it hasn’t already happened, “Pure Hell At St Etienne” will one day be the headline of a report on a UK team getting thrashed away in a Europa League match.
I assume most Daily Star readers will appreciate the reference. Ronald searle tragics to a man
The Tubular Belles of St Trinian’s
The Lion Kingmaker.
The animated story of an Indie Rock trio from Hull.
Also:
The Red Guitars’ Shoes
….thrilling documentary about the footwear choces of the Good Technology hitmakers
……and Fonda 300
….small army of Spartans try to protect winsome female bassist from lust-crazed ginger geezer from Cambridge.
Red Boxing Helena – It’s a Sa-squash-tuan in there
Soylent Green on Red – You’ll Chuck Prophetically, if you know
The Banshees Of Inisherin – See Steve Severin sever seven fingers as Budgie’s prattling gets on his wick!
Year One Direction
Jesus Christ Superstar
The good lord joins BMX Bandits / Soup Dragons spin-off.
The squat thrusts are even more exciting on the big screen..
A Hard Day’s Barron Knights
Samson and Delilah
NWOBHM band in the garden of Eden
Duffy The Vampire Slayer (Who knew Wales was a hotspot for neck botherers?)
Interpol With A Vampire (Channel 4 show)
Nosh For TATU (the Russian duo scoff doughnuts. Vampire fetishists can watch the jam drip down their white shirts)
30 Days Of Nightshift (Bruce releases the full-length version of his amazing Commodores cover)
Let The Only Ones In (Don’t).
The Lost Beach Boys
Salem’s Scott and 2, 3 and 4
Dracula: Dead And Loving It’s Immaterial
What We Do In Hank Marvin And The Shadows
The Lush Life Of Brian
Lay Lady Layer Cake
Blinded By the Lighthouse Family.
A Fish Called Wanda Jackson
The Fall of the Roman Empire of the Sun
Manchester by the C-Lo Green
Elvis Costello and the Fatal Attractions
Apocalypse Neu!
Fun Boy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
That would have been a much better film.
There was a remake of Fun Boy Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
Three Mustaphas Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.
with added fez.
I think I preferred Three Mustaphas Three Amigos.
Replace the sombreros with fezzes, it’s a winner.
The Van (Morrison)
Dubliner buys chipper van in order to start mobile fish ‘n chips business.
The first customer who comes along is the Belfast Cowboy himself, complaining about lockdown restrictions, and how his personal freedom is being infringed.
Have we had The Grapes of David Lee Roth yet?
And somebody must have done Field of D:Reams, Shirley?
The Loneliness of Dexy’s Midnight Runners?
One Direction Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
The Breakfast In America Club – kids in detention express their gnarly anger by dancing to The Logical Song
The Assassination of Jimmy James & The Vagabonds by the Coward Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Escape to Vic Damone.
The Man Who Would Be Ben E King.
Hot Fuzzy Warbles.
‘Round Midnight Cowboy
Soylent Green Earrings
The Fall’s Quiet On The Western Front
Se7en Brides For Se7en Brothers
Frankie Miller’s Crossing.
Camélie.
DelAmitricatessen.
Who Killed Cockney Rebel.
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon.
The Wizard of Ozzy Osbourne.
Diner Washington.
The Wooden Hawes.
Eno Corrida
Come Back To The Five and Dime, James Dean Bradfield, James Dean Bradfield
Flash Gordon Lightfoot
The Manchurian Canned Heat
Ghostbuster Bloodvessel
Run The Jewel Of The Nile
Play Father John Misty For Me
The Bridge on Jamiroquai
Room At The Toploader
Hot Chocolat
Mud in Dagenham
How Split Enz
….this is how Neil and Tim Finn were greeted when they arrived in Newcastle
Teesside an’ all.
Haven’t thought of the terse North Eastern ‘how’ greeting for decades. Makes me feel nostalgic and homesick. Nostalgick. Nostalsick. [Stop it. Ed].
PS Aguirre, Wrath of Godley & Creme.
There Ain’t Half Been Some Inglorious Bastards
Kill Bill And The High Roads
Reasons To Be Hateful (Part 8)
Hurry Up Mati Hari
Three Times The Lady Vanishes
ZZ Top Secret!
Burn Baby Burn After Reading
Enemy Of The State Of Independence
The Men Without Hats Who Stare At Goats
Less Than Zero Dark Thirty
It’s Grim Up North By Northwest
p.s. If we can keep this going long enough Dave will have enough hampers to start his own food bank.
Dr Strangely Strangelove alone again or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb the bass