Or ovaries.

Well they would say that, wouldn’t they?

Is that you, Laurence?

Aye, it was sad enough to read the articles and interviews chronicling his descent into dementia which robbed him of his greatest gifts. Bless you for all the joy you gave us, Mr Jones.

You forgot DONOVAN, who of course invented music journalism.

‘Jughead’ on Prince’s Diamonds & Pearls shouldn’t just be skipped, it should be scratched and/or scored out so it can never be heard again.

And T.Rex and Biggie Smalls…not gonna make much money out of that gathering, are they?

Prince’s other alter egos…Joey Coco, Alexander Nevermind and of course O-I->

This needs to be pitched as a Scandi-noir sitcom…ABBAsolutely Fabulous, perhaps? Or To The Mamma Bjorn?

Don’t forget the great Super Trouper album, and the imaginatively-named ABBA, which I’ve recently been rediscovering thanks to the inclusion of the glorious ‘I’ve Been Waiting For You’ in MM2HWGA!

I had that reaction to DQ for a long, long time but now recognise and celebrate it as the work of absolute pop genius that it is.

I’ve seen All About Eve with Gillian Anderson and Lily James (they were sat either side of me 😉), An American In Paris (which I had seen previously at the theatre and is utterly wonderful), and a genuinely live pe […]

Love Is The Drug. Undeniably great song, but so ubiquitous on every radio playlist, Ferry concert, party disco…I’d be content if I never heard it again. See also: Let’s Stick Together.

Perversely, I absolutely love it!

I think the relationship between Brenda and Harold in The Crown was pretty well portrayed, actually; from initial mutual suspicion, to a growing respect, and ultimately a sincere affection marked by Her Maj’s […]

Ticklish When Wet.

Is that you, Steven? 😉

What a lucky coincidence that they have the same surname! 😉

Soo was up Sweep? Strap-on Soo? Oh, my…

Thelma Houston. Surely proof that he’s not a racist, as some of his best collaborators are black…?