I did sound for him last September. The best bit was keyboardist Amanda Kramer. I understand he was jet-lagged.

The following night was apparently much better.

No objections. But another 5 tracks separating Precious and anything a civilian would recognise.

See also: worm gears.

ACR’s were blue. I am very dull.

Most of East Anglia (apart from the cities) has lower than average (and falling) infection rate, but is in Tier 2.

My parish has a lower rate than Bodmin. Bodmin is in Cornwall, which is in Tier 1.

“Led by […]

It sounds very much like the laser is having trouble tracking the spiral groove. A wet lens cleaner is much better than a dry one, try something like this:

Failing that, take it to bits and very gently clean the […]

Much as I love The Pretenders’ first album, who thought of putting the singles as the last track of side 1 and all the rest on side 2?

He’s a middle-aged man with spectacles and a receeding hairline.

Is he an Afterworder?

First broadcast Mon 29 Aug 2011.

There are those private concerts where tasteless oil barons pay Mariah Carey et al $1M for a gig at their birthday party.

I’m sure they’d think £10k is a bargain.

Will Bob Holness be interviewed?

Mrs F does “I like Alan Titchmarsh” in British standard comedy Johnny foreigner accent #1 but she can get away with it, what with being a Johnny Foreigner herself. If I said it, it would be cultural appropriation.

Paging Mr Moose…

Now you mention it… I stand corrected.

You plonker, Rodney.

“Bootiful” is Pop Larkin’s catchphrase in The Darling Buds of May. As if David Jason didn’t have enough catchphrases already.

It pains me to see so much lovely kit so badly cared for.

And Barnes is a much better rapper.

Useless fact: RAF Flight Lieutenant Carstairs, usually to be found hiding in the blanket box at the foot of Reneé’s mother-in-law’s bed, is now un grand fromage of Bluetooth.

He was also in Blake’s 7.

I once had an Australian boss who didn’t last long. He kept referring to “Write Only Memory”. None of us corrected him, ‘cos he was a twunt.

One day he said it to someone in senior management, who correctly […]

Worth it for Van The Man laughing. Or is it shouting?