Prisoners? Think of it as Melbourne’s Hotel California. You can check out any time you like…

A slightly different Eden…

I’m slightly alarmed at the numbers who are refusing to be tested on account of “It’s all a hoax” or “It won’t happen to me.”

And not impressed by the schadenfreude from my fellow Croweaters after Mr Andrews […]

Or the other version by Matthews Southern Comfort…

One from local lads Del Webb Explosion, 1981

When it comes to rose gardens, Lynn Anderson never promised one…

But had she done so, she might have been propagating in all weathers…

Or if roses were too much trouble…

DONOVAN invented the whole thing, of course, with his “A Gift From A Flower To A Garden” box set, quite cleverly throwing people off the scent by not having a track with that name in it.

I can’t imagine Elton […]

I tweeted the news today, oh boy…

Time to lighten up things around here – let’s talk about dead people!

Johnny Mandel has just expired at the age of 94 – every time you hum the theme from MASH, that’s his work you’re invoking. He also won an […]

SFWIC has a real thing for air traffic controller Youtubes – in their own world Kennedy Steve (formerly of JFK Airport) had a cult thing going there on account of his knack for putting iffy pilots in their […]

That would make a good t-shirt – “Don’t revise the past, change the future.”

It wasn’t a Sweet film clip without Mick twirling his sticks at least once.

DONOVAN invented that, slipping it into the spoken word preamble of “Atlantis.”

Surely punchlines are a death sentence for any self-respecting song? It pushes a song into the ditty category, and from there it’s just a brief step to being a novelty song, which tends to sit at the rock bottom […]

Great sculptor? Go no further than Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock – his “Aphrodite At The Water Hole” is still spoken of in hushed terms in some quarters.

Mr Cruz seems to adopting the “Let’s you and him fight” angle, as proposed by Wimpy in the Popeye comic strip some decades ago,

Are we talking supermodels, or are just model models OK?

Ad model and occasional actress Caroline Munro had couple of singles out in the late 60s.

Nina Carter and Jilly Johnson – a couple of Page 3 models – […]

Is that the one that goes “green alligators and long-necked geese, some humpyback camels and some chimpanzees”….?

Similar to “The Naughty Lady Of Shady Lane”

Or for all you yacht rockers out there