I dread to think of some Hollywood exec already casting the remake in his/her head.

Watching “Mind The Oranges, Marlon” will never be the same again.

Must be tricky when you’re at the seaside and trying to tie knots in your tissues so you can wear ’em on your head.

Seconded.

(asked for a supply of proper ones a couple of birthdays ago)

Perhaps Old Scrotum is not disposed to tumbles with royalty.

Nor was his older brother into bestiality.

Puppy love indeed….

Of course, not all telephone songs were serious discursions on modern communications….

Thankfully his bakery is still making plenty of dough.

I’ll get my coat…

A swag of J Edward’s work is viewable here…

Also, unless the laws of physics and current knowledge of orbital deviation are rewritten, there is likely to be little to no swinging on a star.

The Big Country – Gregory Peck, Jan Simmons and an Oscar-winning turn from Burl Ives. Charlton Heston plays a complete weasel.

If you want a break from features and can find ’em on Youtube, I’d also recommend […]

Took a liking to Lucrezia, but she was absolute Borgia.

Agreed, entendre or not.

Octopus’s Garden

She wasn’t actually credited on that though, was she?

(I’d always understood it was credited to Sarne alone)

“I Saw Her Again Last Night” was written about shenanigans in the Mamas And The Papas camp.

Captain Sensible disses Adam Ant in “Wot”

The Byrds mocked The Monkees with “So You Want To Be A Rock’n’Roll […]

There are plenty of unknown names on music library records. The Chappell and KPM labels have plenty of material by Jack Arel, Keith Mansfield, Alan Hawkshaw etc that is well-known to the public as TV theme tunes […]

Basher’s was retitled Pure Pop For Now People.

(for fear of offending god-fearin’ folks’ sensitivities)

Do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit, it was ghastly…

Another classic by Vic Mizzy