I’ve not posted much lately, but it’s just nice to have a place to go where, unlike Facebook, you can read sensible content without having to endure memes such as…
Replace one word from a movie title with the word, ‘vagina’.
Thank heavens we don’t get involved in such nonsense here.
3…2…1…

The Vagina
Am I doing this right?
Your first title is great! The second needs work.
The Long Good Vagina
A Matter of Life and Vagina
Three Days In the Vagina
Deep Vagina
Toy Vagina?
Batman VS Vagina.
The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Vagina.
The Vagina That Shakes The Barley.
You’re just being silly, now.
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Not Without My Vagina
The Hunt For Red Vagina
Rise of the Planet of the Vagina
Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Vagina
The Social Vagina
Wottabout Star Trek 3: The Search For G Spot?
Jackass: The Vagina.
Hannah And Her Vagina.
The passion Of The Vagina.
Some Powell and Pressburger
49th Vagina
One of Our Vaginas Is Missing
The Life and Death of Colonel Vagina
The Vagina
A Vagina Tale
I Know Where I’m Vagina!
A Matter of Life and Vagina
Black Vagina
The Red Vagina
The Small Back Vagina
The Elusive Vagina
Gone to Vagina
The Vaginas of Hoffmann
Oh… Vagina!!
The Battle of the Vagina Plate
Ill Met by Vagina
They’re a Weird Vagina
The Vagina Who Turned Yellow
Peeping Vagina
Dude, where’s my vagina?
The Horse vagina.
The magnificent Vagina Rides Again.
My Big Fat Greek Vagina.
My mates and me did this last week while fishing. Big laughs.
I wish I’d been there. Apart from the fishing bit.
You’d have liked the fishing. Splendid packed lunches, beautiful countryside, several beers and we caught bugger all. We’ve been doing that together for 40 years.
I saw a film with pretty much that plot once.
“Jack, I swear…”
My Big Fat Greek Vagina
You wait forever then two My Big Fat Greek Vaginas come at the same time. Er …
Bring me the vagina of Alfredo Garcia!
V for Vagina
How to Get Ahead in Vagina
Ten Things I Hate About Vagina
The Divine Vagina Of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Vagina
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Vagina Robert Ford
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Vagina
And When Did You Last See Your Vagina
Would this be more politically correct if it was say
The thin red penis ?
My Fair penis etc
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Vaginas.
A Fistful Of Vaginas
For a Few Vaginas More
101 Vaginas
9 1/2 Vaginas
The Dirty Vaginas
Herbie Goes Vaginas
12 Angry Vaginas
A prize for anyone who can name all the originals of these:
101 Vaginas
The 39 Vaginas
200 Vaginas
48 Vaginas
16 Vaginas
12 Vaginas
Vagina ’77
Four Vaginas
Vagina 57
21 Vaginas
Vagina 8
8 Vagina
Vagina’s 11
Vagina 13
27 Vaginas
Vagina 43
127 Vaginas
47 Vaginas
Where’s my prize?
Vagina
You missed 13 Vaginas
Three Men In A Vagina
Teh lulz.
Enter The Vagina
Dial M for Vagina
The Smell Of A Vagina
I think Morrie wins. Because idiot.
I know it is more correctly a stage show, but The Vagina Vaginas
Vagina of Darkness
How To Train Your Vagina
A Few Good Vaginas
Vagina Fuzz
No Country For Old Vaginas
The Secret Vagina of Walter Mitty
The Vaginas Have Eyes
Vagina Soup
A Day At The Vagina
A Vagina At The Opera
The Big Vagina
Vagina Feathers
Animal Vaginas
The Fault Is In Our Vagina
Bang The Vagina Slowly
There Will Be Vagina
Dirty Rotten Vagina
Fist Full of Vagina
Stop! Or my vagina will shoot
The Silence of the Vagina
Last Vagina At Marienbad
Schindler’s Vagina
Vagina Wars
Raging Vagina
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Vagina
E.T. The Vagina
Rear Vagina
Who Vaginas, Wins.
Best Little Whore Vagina In Texas
Sweet Smell Of Vagina
Aguirre: The Vagina of God
Jesus Christ Vagina
Ice Cold In Vagina
The Purple Vagina of Cairo
One Of Our Vaginas Is Missing
Honey I Shrunk The Vagina
Carry On Up The Vagina
Vagina Day At Black Rock
Groundhog Vagina
Touching The Vagina
Midnight In the Vagina of Good and Evil
Deep Blue Vagina
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Vagina
That’ll Be The Vagina
The Vagina Whisperer
Top hole, there, Saucey! Excellent work
Once upon a time in the vagina.
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad Vagina
Vaginabusters
Hillary’s Vagina: The Secret History of the Democratic Party
Bullseye! Mouthful of tea expelled over the iPad…Mme. Stoke thought I was having a fit….
Out of Vagina
The Vaginas From Brazil
The Vagina Of Tarzan
It’s A Wonderful Vagina
The Sound Of Vagina
Vagina of Dracula
Vagina of Frankenstein
Abbott & Costello meet Vagina
The Satanic Vagina of Dracula
An American Vagina in London
How Green was My Vagina
Eeeeeeeeew!
A Hard Vagina Night
Vagina!
Yellow Vagina
Magical Vagina Tour
Let Vagina Be
Singing In The Vagina
The Vagina With 5 Fingers
Oh What A Lovely Vagina!
Musicals:
Little Shop Of Vaginas
A Vagina In Paris
Vagina In The Rain
My Fair Vagina
Funny Vagina
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Vagina
Seven Vaginas For Seven Brothers
The Jazz Vagina
Guys and Vagina
Vagina Society
Vagina Parade
The Vagina and I
Kiss Me Vagina
Gentlemen Prefer Vaginas
Don’t forget The Vagina Brothers.
Wayne’s Vagina.
Das Vagina
Vagina For Hitler
Can I just say after a Hard Day Watching The Tour de France this thread has reduced me to joyful tears. I thank you all
Whose Afraid of Vagina Woolf?
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Stop! Or my vagina will shoot
The Vaginian
Vagina With A Chance Of Meatballs
Pretty much the perfect date.
A Cock and Bull Story?
Am I doing this right?
Please; I think you mean “Am I vaginaing this vagina?”
Ah ha! A Cock and Vagina story?
what about these too?
Three days of the Vagina
Bring me the Head of Alfred Vagina
The Ipcress Vagina
Kind Hearts and Vaginas
Carry On Vagina (1958)
Carry On Vagina (1959)
Carry On Vagina (1959)
Carry On Vagina (1960)
Carry On Vaginaless (1961)
Carry On Vaginaing (1962)
Carry On Vagina (1963)
Carry On Vagina (1963)
Carry On Vaginaing (1964)
Carry On Vagina (1964)
Carry On Vagina (1965)
Carry On Vagina! (1966)
Carry On Don’t Lose Your Vagina (1966)
Carry On Follow That Vagina (1967)
Carry On Vagina (1967)
Carry On Up The Vagina (1968)
Carry On Vaginaing (1969)
Carry On Again Vagina (1969)
Carry On Up The Vagina (1970)
Carry On Vagina (1970)
Carry On Vagina (1971)
Carry On At Your Vagina (1971)
Carry On Vagina (1972)
Carry On Vagina (1972)
Carry On Vagina (1973)
Carry On Dick (1974)
Carry On Behind (1975)
Carry On Vagina (1976)
Vagina Carry On! (1977)
Carry On Vagina (1978)
Carry On Vagina (1992)
These are all from “Carry On” films. Prize?
Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Vagina.
Passport to Vagina.
Vagina Fuzz.
True Vagina.
Two Vaginas for Sister Sara.
The African Vagina.
Million Dollar Vagina
Raiders of the Lost Vagina
Indiana Jones and the Vagina of Doom
Indiana Jones & The Last Vagina
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of the Crystal Vagina
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Third time’s the charm!
The Michael Caine selection:
The Vagina File
Get Fanny
The Italian Vagina
The Vagina Has Landed
Escape to Vagina
Hannah And Her Vagina
Dirty Rotten Vaginas
Little Vagina
The Last Vagina Show
A Man For All Vaginas
My Summer Of Vagina
Rabbit Proof Vagina
Girl With A Pearl Vagina
The Vagina Strangler
I cannot believe this thread hasn’t tempted Moose back. Waddya have to do for God’s sake?
Touchez Pas Au Vagina (for all you Jean Gabin fans)
There Will Be Vagina
La Dolce Vagina
All will be reviewed at the Fannes Film Festival
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Fanny-1932-poster.jpg
Suppose They Gave A Vagina And Nobody Came.
The Titfield Vagina
Vagina for Scoundrels
Went the Vagina Well?
Our Man in Vagina
Apocalypse Vagina
Vagina Now?
Apocalypse Now: Director’s Vagina
clickbait?
2001 A Space Vagina
or
2001 A Vagina Odyssey
Or: Vagina: A Space Odyssey
Toy Vagina
or
Vagina Story
Vagina
Vaginas
Vagina3
Vagina Resurrection
The David Bowie connection:
The Man Who Fell to Vagina
Goodnight Mr Vagina
The Last Vagina of Christ
(I’m going to hell for that last one, amn’t I?)
‘Forget it, Jake – it’s Vaginatown’.
Stop now before I kill myself laughing, you heartless bastards! Best thread ever…
The Day The Vagina Stood Still
A Clockwork Vagina
Three Men and a Vagina
Vagina!Vagina!Vagina!
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Vagina.
A Lyndsay Anderson trio –
Vagina…
O Lucky Vagina!
Vagina Hospital
Three from Sofia Coppola
The Vagina Suicides
Lost In Vagina
The Bling Vagina
Sci Fi:
Ex Vagina
Robovag
Vagina Quest
VaginaPiercer
Children Of Vagina
Horror:
The Cabin In The Vagina
Edward Scissorvagina
Bridget Jones’s Vagina
And who can forget Barbra Streisand in that classic 70s Farce
What’s Up Vagina.
The Man With The Golden Vagina.
The Vagina Is Not Enough
From Vagina With Love
On Her Majestys Secret Vagina
(is that treasonous?)
For Your Vagina Only
Octopussy
Stop getting Bond wrong!!!
Vagina Royale.
Vagina jokes etc & etc….
Boring, tedious and sniggerly pathetic.
Get invited to parties much?
… I get the vaginory (yawn…)
Grumpy Old Vagina
vagirony… blummin’ trypeos.
Rabbitproof vagina
A vagina too far?
On a Marillion theme;
Misplaced Vagina
Clutching at Vagina
Script for a Jester’s Vagina
The opening track on Misplaced Vagina was Pseudo Silk Vagina
Vagina Please Me
With the Vaginas
A Hard Day’s Vagina
Vaginas For Sale
Vagina!
Rubber Vagina
Revulva
Sgt. Peppers Lonely Vagina Rub (Banned)
The White Vagina
Yellow Vagina
(Sh)Abbey Vagina
Let it Be(ef Curtains)
Thanks for these Rigid. Big lolz from me ?
Vaginaspotting
On a Who theme: Boris The Vagina
On a masturbatory Who theme – Pictures of Vagina
Won’t Get Vagina Again
The Vagina Candidate
The Vagina (l) tap
The crying vagina
Thousand and one vagina
The Vagina jumps over Kolvesi
The Vagina and the snowman
Of mice and Vagina
Eat the Vagina!
Vagina traffic.
The world of vagina
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Vagina
Hidden Vagina
Odd Vagina out
The Vagina corpse
Vaginal Ferox!
Vagina bridge
The shadow of a vagina
Mondo Vagino
The Wizard Of Vagina
Tom Cruise Vagina work
Top Vagina
Vagina Of Thunder
Vagina On The 4th OF July
Minority Vagina
Vagina Wide Shut
Mission Impossible: Rogue Vagina
You forgot some!
The Color Of Vagina
Edge of Vagina
Vanilla Vagina
Interview With the Vagina
A Few Good Vaginas
All The Right Vaginas
Vagina Maguire
Cockvagina (I win)
I think Risky Vagina was his best. Closely followed by Vagina Business.
The Vagina of the Red Death
The Vagina and the Pendulum
The Vagina with the X-Ray Eyes
Swamp Vagina
The Little Vagina of Horrors
The Premature Vagina
The Haunted Vagina
Let The Right Vagina In
State of Vagina
National Lampoon’s Animal Vagina
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Vagina
Behind the green Vagina.
The Julia Roberts connection:
My Best Friend’s Vagina
The Runaway Vagina
Pretty Vagina
Everyone Says I Love Vagina
Mystic Vagina
Eat Vagina, Pray
No wait – it’s Eat Vagina, Love
I have to say Señor Chiz, you is the biz right now, you is on fire!!
Not sure if this works or is allowed but just replace “Carry On” with “Vagina” for the “Carry On” films….
Vagina Camping
Vagina Up The Khyber
Vagina Dr
Etc……….
browsing through my War film section tonight, we have..
The Cruel Vagina
Operation Vagina
The Vagina busters
Reach for the Vagina
A Vagina Too Far
The Way To The Vagina
This Happy Vagina
The End..
Icecold in Vagina
The Big Red Vagina
Tora! Tora! Vagina!
Full Metal Vagina
(apols if suggested already)
Gimme Vagina
My Life As A Vagina
Barry Vagina
A Hitchhikers Guide To The Vagina
This thread is like watching the site die.
Death In Vagina
Murder By Vagina
Honey, I Shrunk the Vagina
Yes, but apart from that being buzzed for repetition, this is a sub-thread about Death, prompted by niscum’s gloomy prognostication.
Oh. Well how about Natural Born Vaginas?
I’m in favour.
No FGM around here eh?
The site is already dead. Half the posters hate the other half (and don’t care who knows it) and we can’t post pictures any more.
There’s only one way to go out
How’s that?
Singing!
Bit like the Labour Party then? Known for its ‘humanity and decency’, according to Jezza today.
The only difference being, more than 75% of the party hates Jezza
That’s only the MPs. Amongst the membership, the inverse is true.
Best thread ever. I’d be wetting my Vagina if I had one. So may laughs. As an aside,my brother in law who has two daughters was asked by his wife after a particularly taxing day if he’d like to go and see ‘The Vagina Monologues’ with her that evening? His reply. My whole life’s a Vagina monologue!!