*hic*

Ron an’ Rush Mael ,,, out of Shparksh. Wankersh.

I have no idea. You know when you go into a room and realise you haven’t a clue why? That’s what happened with my comment. I thought I had an idea, but … why am I here?

What I really want to talk about is […]

As I gaze out of the mullioned gambrel window of this great old house at the pounding gray surf, stretching to an indistinct horizon, hideously suggestive of the altered geometry described in the arcane writings […]

… and I’m very happy to see comments from ‘tworders over at FMF©. Everybody welcome!

Am I “back”? I’m a bit baffled, frankly, Junes … someone sent me a link to this thread and I assumed it was the only one on the blog … there’s another?

But yes, I suppose I am here to “promote” my blog, but […]

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know this! I SO know this! *jumps up and down on the spot, clapping hands like a girl*

You just didn’t get it, Steve. Same thing, really!

You probably read it twice, Tony, because you couldn’t believe anything could be so good. Then you forgot you read it again.

Go on, then.

The further I am from the comforts of your bosom, Mr. Path, the happier I am. Nothing personal.

(Rob C is preparing a piece for FalseMemoryFoam© on the ley lines connecting Poundsaver outlets in the East Midlands.)

Throw a can of fizzy drink down your neck, punch your chest with a balled fist. Works for me.

I’ve been lurking on this thread in the hope that some brave soul would stand on the tumbril and raise his clear voice to speak the truth – speak it simply, from the heart, and shame the pitchfork-wielding throng […]

Well, gee! Thanks … I think. I wouldn’t want all my fan at the Afterword to miss the post dedicated to this lively online community – https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/2019/04/rsd-special.html

(Note the […]

I don’t know what the “recent events” and “real elephant” you mention are, but if they include one single post that was deemed offensive – why wasn’t the post removed and the poster banned? Why didn’t the offended […]

In the course of this ballsachingly tedious podcast they have a bit of a pop at boring reviews heading up the blog, hoping that they don’t put off new readers. What kind of impression will potential new recruits […]

Shouldn’t you be in bed, Moo? What’s that? You are in bed?

Oh … my badz.

Try “Big Pink master release”

Yes, I found that unnecessary and hurtful. I only hope that Gary doesn’t hear it.