1 Kuoppa – Finnish pothole
2 Pholem bundle
3 Over the next several years, Hackensack will see an increase of approximately 4,000 residential units
4 Girdraulic fork
5 Palpable unease contemplating laundry chair
(*apart from the fact they all feature in this list)
Did you mean phloem?
Let it phloem
Let yourself goem
Sloem and loem
That is the tempoem
Yes, I did mean phloem. It’s a fair cop, but society is to blame.
Xylem all up, say I! It’s where the lunatics collect, I gather.
I’ve had a nasty cold go onto my chest so it made me think ‘phlegm bundle’.
I thought you’d want me to share that.
Phlegm Bundle – TMFTL
Featuring Steve Hackett-Upp.
Snot true.
Mini PC
Raven
Cheese and tomato sandwich
Sun Ra Arkestra
Silence
At the risk of turning this thread into a round of “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”, I often eat my cheese and tomato sandwich in silence, whilst playing on my mini PC and watching the ravens (well they may be crows) outside……
I came here to see this comment.
Your journey was not in vain.
We aim to please.
That was one of the weaker games played on ISIHAC. I’d put it at, ooh, #9?
Redundant QEII stamp
Le Mesoscaphe bookmark, Lausanne Exposition 1964
Nigroid tin
Matchbox caravan
$20
I know this may be seen as a larky and lighthearted thread, but I’m hoping that ultimately it will provide a valuable and comprehensive resource for people needing a list of unrelated things. Those of you “holding back” might think of future generations, when lists of greatest albums/movies/books won’t exactly be in short supply, and their value reduced to meaninglessness. and make the small effort required to contribute to this “cultural time capsule”. Thank you, to those that made them, for the oh-so-humorous comments, but try to think of the children, and their children, and go the “extra mile” to list five unrelated things so that this thread provides sustainable content, moving forward.
“Future generations”?
*shhhhh!!!!*
Shit
The Ekranoplan
Eeh ahm in a rhyyt pickle
Nosferatu (nude!)
a labrador over there
Microplane grater
Swimming trunks
Watering can
Cashew nuts
Crochet needle
No Kind Of Blue yet?
nothing’s
unrelated
everything’s
connected
somehow
Hieroglyphs
Vowels
Howards End
16 squares board
Victoria Coren Mitchell
I think of “related” as being closer connected than merely “connected”. A baguette can be connected to a guitar solo because they’re both consumed by someone called Johannes, but I wouldn’t say they’re related.
Jedward is/are related.
I’m going to give this matter a lot more thought throughout the day.
What I mean is – the human mind is so versatile, that when you put two previously unrelated objects or ideas close to each other, connections start emerging, merely because of their proximity. It’s what makes us creative.
I expect you’ll reply with something like “Jedward is/are related.”
Salwarpe smells of elderberries.
I can’t make a connection between “Jedward” and “creative”
…and Gary is a hamster.
Wilson
Keppel
Betty
HP
Pastry
Charles Aznavour pointing at a turbot
A termite wearing his hat a rakish angle
Carl Lewis running for a bus
Big fat arse
Ceremonial turnip
How would a termite get hold of Charles Aznavour’s hat?
They’re resourceful wee fellows
Bagpuss eating custard
Custard eating Bagpuss
Tom Finney eating Paul Gascoigne
Paul Gascoigne eating Tom Finney
A white pudding in Stonehaven
….and Demis Roussos will be BACK at number one
Damn. Demis is indeed the missing link
A square of linoleum
A pang from life’s accumulated regrets
Toby twatface impaled
Dangleberry pie cooling
Dallas one afternoon
The afternoon Bobby came back and Sue-Ellen realised it had all been a dream?
No spoilers!
This is like those Randomiser threads of yore, only without being restricted to music.
Peruvian Sound Poetry
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Warning triangle
Vanilla ice cream
Electricity
The little balls of lint that used to gather in my navel when I was six, and wore cotton vests.
August 24th 1853.
The flutey, whistling sound made by the metal gatepost at the bottom of Breege Conroy’s garden.
Chrome yellow dribbles dripping down the side of abandoned paintpots.
Sherbet Flying Saucers.
Sherbert flying saucers!!!! The taste of them is more vivid to me than that French poof’s Madeleines. Also – the taste of warm water from a plastic water pistol.
Petrichor
Static electricity
Marmite
A murmuration of starlings
Silence
You cheated. This is a peotry by Ted Hughes.
Perhaps we should commission @Twang to set this thread to music.
Pain aux raisins
Clayton plectrums (.94mm)
Umbrellas
Sunrise
Michael Faraday
BUSTED!!!!! Also, a tenuous link between pain au raisins [Fr. “raisin bread” – Ed.] which is often consumed at sunrise for breakfast {Eng. “petit déjeuner” – Ed.].
It all adds up.
EMF emissions? Unbelievable!