I’ve been trying to focus on a major client proposal this morning, but something is troubling me. What year did David Bowie get his teeth done?
When did Bowie get his teeth done?
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Dunno, but any tips on how to make them whiter, without spending lots of money or going to a dentist ?
Tippex + spray tan.
Brillo pad?
Add some bleach to the mug you leave them in overnight?
Judith Chalmers swears by a urine gargle.
I know. Like a bloody docker when I was tripping my nuts off and mistook her for a public convenience.
http://i1318.photobucket.com/albums/t642/burtkocain/Judith-Chalmers_2198026a_zpszmw3gils.jpg
Typical. I could off been on to a really meaningful relationship – with citrus gum relief.
‘of’ – ‘off’.
I demand EDIT FUNCTION ! Do you admins know not historical ramification mirrored repeat potentials ! ?
Get a mouthguard, nobody will know the difference.
All fine suggestions chaps, but here is the answer ! I’m not quite at stage yellow, but could do with an added dash of dazzling flash, for the sexy foxy witchy type boho chicks factor, especially on dark nights of giggles and fumblings in barrows and atop henges:
http://everydayroots.com/teeth-whitening-at-home
Hari Belafonte
Joke shop Dracula teeth. Work a treat and a bargain to boot.
You just need a train ticket:
https://mobile.twitter.com/robjmitchell/status/697703907708006400
Around about Let’s Dance period, so I’d say 1982ish
According to this site the 1990s.
http://www.dental-tribune.com/articles/news/europe/21686_interview_bowies_teeth_were_like_everything_else_about_him_different.html
When? Dunno the date, but the time was 2.30
Ithannnnnnnyew
Oh, you think you’re so funny. You and your la-di-da friends.
Oh bloody hell, I still do that joke at home, in spite of vigorous protestation from the Chinese embassy.
Me too. One of my favourite jokes.
(Not very sophisticated, me.)
http://videosift.com/video/David-Bowies-teeth-over-the-years-close-up-dental-analysis
The thot plickens!
I think it was round about the time of his wedding to Iman.
Well, I’m guessing when he moved to New York, so late 80s. You know what they’re like about teeth over there. One the plus side, you can have as many guns as you like!
edit: gums
Ah but whatever happened to his old teeth?
http://www.dental-tribune.com/articles/news/europe/21686_interview_bowies_teeth_were_like_everything_else_about_him_different.html
Paging Lenny Law……..
(I remember when it were all perfessionals round here.)
And I don’t recall a Handsome P post for a while.
Good to see.
(Doesn’t press the whatever happened button)
Thanks Retro, it’s good to be visiting the old place again. I’d like to claim I’d spent the last couple of years traveling the globe or doing a lot of good work for charity, but in truth I have become a lazy arse in my old(er) age.
Of course old Shane’s had his gnashers done now. surely he could have saved a bit of money and bought the Dame’s old ones off him. Still would have looked infinitely better than his original ones, he had a mouth like a Victorian cemetery.
Let’s not forget Shaun. £25,000 according to the Sun, so it must be true.
https://flic.kr/p/Eva1qi
He’s having to beat off the girls wi’ a shitty stick, like.