Musings on the byways of popular culture
01/05/2019 by Baron Harkonnen 48 Comments
Moose the Mooche says
01/05/2019 at 21:00
What’s this? The sacking of the preposterous Gavin Williamson?
01/05/2019 at 21:03
Rigid Digit says
01/05/2019 at 21:04
01/05/2019 at 21:05
02/05/2019 at 06:03
Audience – “What’s it called?”
02/05/2019 at 06:18
D. Rice & Son
Steve Walsh says
02/05/2019 at 12:27
What’s it been?
03/05/2019 at 05:00
It’s been the room of manure, poor boy
01/05/2019 at 21:19
There on the stairs.
01/05/2019 at 21:21
Going Klip Kloppety Klopp?
01/05/2019 at 21:32
See, that’s never going to get the appreciation it deserves but that’s very clever why you did there, Steve
Junior Wells says
01/05/2019 at 23:22
I don’t get it
02/05/2019 at 02:22
Harold Holt says
02/05/2019 at 03:39
Me too. Must have been Family Favourites on the stereogram as a nipper.
02/05/2019 at 04:50
Spot on Harold.
Vulpes Vulpes says
02/05/2019 at 07:10
02/05/2019 at 10:17
On the stair
John Walters says
02/05/2019 at 12:59
“I saw a scouse”
02/05/2019 at 06:38
Was he wearing stout wooden footwear?
hubert rawlinson says
02/05/2019 at 10:32
Just tried to add a picture of stout Dutch wooden footwear but to no effect alas.
02/05/2019 at 12:18
We don’t want a thing like that clogging up the thread.
Sewer Robot says
01/05/2019 at 21:23
‘E’s not a god, ‘e’s a geezer:
(Although I can see why you might get confused..)
01/05/2019 at 21:26
Oh, it’s another football thread. Can we have another Game of Thrones thread as well please?
Tony Japanese says
02/05/2019 at 08:09
Lionel Messi has claimed the Iron Throne.
02/05/2019 at 09:45
Well, he’d better hurry up. I’ve had Guinness.
Blue Boy says
01/05/2019 at 21:31
Liverpool looked great tonight. My lot were poor last night. And yet if there is going to be an English team in the final ( unlikely admittedly) it’ll almost certainly be Spurs. Weird.
Dave Amitri says
01/05/2019 at 21:43
Virgil hasn’t been it that much trouble since The Hood buried Brains up to his neck in the desert sand…..
01/05/2019 at 23:24
But Baron, what if you don’t believe in an interventionist God?
Baron Harkonnen says
02/05/2019 at 11:45
Your God can be anything you want it to be and capable of anything.
In the morning my God is a bacon buttie with mustard and tomato sauce.
When I’m out walking the dog and arrive back home it’s a can of cider out of the beer fridge in the shed.
When I want to relax, put my feet up my God is music.
Right now he’s a South American of medium- stature.
02/05/2019 at 13:35
Mustard on a bacon buttie? This is probably even worse than being a Man U supporter!
Uncle Wheaty says
02/05/2019 at 18:30
Always mustard on a bacon buttie.
02/05/2019 at 18:33
That’s TWO people. It’s a cult. Call the feds!
02/05/2019 at 20:08
It’s the tomato sauce that worries me.
02/05/2019 at 19:59
You can criticise my football affiliation but NOT my bacon butties.
It’s Colemans English Mustard not that airey fairy French or American tasteless crap.
02/05/2019 at 23:15
Sorry, it just proves you are wrong about everything 😉
03/05/2019 at 00:20
Now you are continuing to talk bollocks.
02/05/2019 at 11:51
Mustard on a bacon buttie? Are you fucking mad?
02/05/2019 at 12:03
I’m averse to any kind of additions to bacon. If you’re having to smother it in sauce you need to think about getting better bacon.
That’s my Bacon Essay.
02/05/2019 at 12:37
Sausages, on the other hand, demand mustard. English mustard.
02/05/2019 at 12:40
Yes to Moose and Tigger. Me fears Baron has fallen victim to satanic forces.
02/05/2019 at 12:57
Nope. Keep that hot stuff off my sausage. Respect the meat.
02/05/2019 at 13:36
HP Sauce for a sausage sarnie. Mustard on a hot dog. Maybe someone should invent a game around this?
02/05/2019 at 13:46
Tiptree (they make the Barbie sized jams for hotels) make a lovely brown sauce.
02/05/2019 at 14:58
Agreed @Tiggerlion especially Bratwurst.
02/05/2019 at 23:16
02/05/2019 at 20:05
You can fuck off Mr T and for the info of others I don’t smother any sauce on. The sauce is applied in a gastronomic manner to enrich the glorious taste of the thick sliced bacon which is placed between two slices of fried (on one side only) crusty bread. Exquisite!
02/05/2019 at 20:15
A lesson here. We Afterworders can often agree to differ on matters of music or even football. Yet criticise our culinary preferences and our eyes narrow with cold rage.
If food be the music of love, do some old.
03/05/2019 at 04:59
Narrowed eyes with COLD rage? What are you, some kind of freak? Hot rage with narrowed eyes, cold with wide. There’s rules you know
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