Liverpool looked great tonight. My lot were poor last night. And yet if there is going to be an English team in the final ( unlikely admittedly) it’ll almost certainly be Spurs. Weird.
You can fuck off Mr T and for the info of others I don’t smother any sauce on. The sauce is applied in a gastronomic manner to enrich the glorious taste of the thick sliced bacon which is placed between two slices of fried (on one side only) crusty bread. Exquisite!
A lesson here. We Afterworders can often agree to differ on matters of music or even football. Yet criticise our culinary preferences and our eyes narrow with cold rage.
Moose the Mooche says
What’s this? The sacking of the preposterous Gavin Williamson?
chiz says
…A HOUSE
Rigid Digit says
WHERE?
chiz says
IN NORLINS
bobness says
Audience – “What’s it called?”
chiz says
D. Rice & Son
Steve Walsh says
What’s it been?
chiz says
It’s been the room of manure, poor boy
SteveT says
There on the stairs.
SteveT says
Going Klip Kloppety Klopp?
chiz says
See, that’s never going to get the appreciation it deserves but that’s very clever why you did there, Steve
Junior Wells says
I don’t get it
mikethep says
I do.
Harold Holt says
Me too. Must have been Family Favourites on the stereogram as a nipper.
SteveT says
Spot on Harold.
Vulpes Vulpes says
Where? There!
Harold Holt says
On the stair
John Walters says
Prefixed
“I saw a scouse”
Rigid Digit says
Was he wearing stout wooden footwear?
hubert rawlinson says
Just tried to add a picture of stout Dutch wooden footwear but to no effect alas.
Moose the Mooche says
We don’t want a thing like that clogging up the thread.
Sewer Robot says
‘E’s not a god, ‘e’s a geezer:
https://youtu.be/WlwRCozWtpw
(Although I can see why you might get confused..)
Moose the Mooche says
Oh, it’s another football thread. Can we have another Game of Thrones thread as well please?
Tony Japanese says
Lionel Messi has claimed the Iron Throne.
Moose the Mooche says
Well, he’d better hurry up. I’ve had Guinness.
Blue Boy says
Liverpool looked great tonight. My lot were poor last night. And yet if there is going to be an English team in the final ( unlikely admittedly) it’ll almost certainly be Spurs. Weird.
Dave Ross says
Virgil hasn’t been it that much trouble since The Hood buried Brains up to his neck in the desert sand…..
Junior Wells says
But Baron, what if you don’t believe in an interventionist God?
Baron Harkonnen says
Your God can be anything you want it to be and capable of anything.
In the morning my God is a bacon buttie with mustard and tomato sauce.
When I’m out walking the dog and arrive back home it’s a can of cider out of the beer fridge in the shed.
When I want to relax, put my feet up my God is music.
Right now he’s a South American of medium- stature.
dai says
Mustard on a bacon buttie? This is probably even worse than being a Man U supporter!
Uncle Wheaty says
Always mustard on a bacon buttie.
Moose the Mooche says
That’s TWO people. It’s a cult. Call the feds!
Mike_H says
It’s the tomato sauce that worries me.
Shocking.
Baron Harkonnen says
You can criticise my football affiliation but NOT my bacon butties.
It’s Colemans English Mustard not that airey fairy French or American tasteless crap.
dai says
Sorry, it just proves you are wrong about everything 😉
Baron Harkonnen says
Me wrong?
About everything?
Now you are continuing to talk bollocks.
SteveT says
Mustard on a bacon buttie? Are you fucking mad?
Moose the Mooche says
I’m averse to any kind of additions to bacon. If you’re having to smother it in sauce you need to think about getting better bacon.
That’s my Bacon Essay.
Tiggerlion says
Sausages, on the other hand, demand mustard. English mustard.
Junior Wells says
Yes to Moose and Tigger. Me fears Baron has fallen victim to satanic forces.
Moose the Mooche says
Nope. Keep that hot stuff off my sausage. Respect the meat.
dai says
HP Sauce for a sausage sarnie. Mustard on a hot dog. Maybe someone should invent a game around this?
davebigpicture says
Tiptree (they make the Barbie sized jams for hotels) make a lovely brown sauce.
SteveT says
Agreed @Tiggerlion especially Bratwurst.
dai says
Very true.
Baron Harkonnen says
You can fuck off Mr T and for the info of others I don’t smother any sauce on. The sauce is applied in a gastronomic manner to enrich the glorious taste of the thick sliced bacon which is placed between two slices of fried (on one side only) crusty bread. Exquisite!
Moose the Mooche says
A lesson here. We Afterworders can often agree to differ on matters of music or even football. Yet criticise our culinary preferences and our eyes narrow with cold rage.
If food be the music of love, do some old.
chiz says
Narrowed eyes with COLD rage? What are you, some kind of freak? Hot rage with narrowed eyes, cold with wide. There’s rules you know