Friday was a significant birthday for yours truly. My beloved Ness treated me with a long weekend in Moscow accompanied by our daughter and her boyfriend. As it was my special weekend I was determined to visit at least one record store in Moscow so on Sunday morning armed with Google maps we trundled from our hotel the mere 800 metres to where the store was located. Firstly let me say Google maps was as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike and my knowledge of the cyrillic alphabet was not any better. We reached the general vicinity but ended up going round in circles. Finally we found a very kind Russian young man who looked on his phone and spoke enough English to deliver us to the store with pinpoint accuracy.No wonder we couldn’t find it – it was tucked away in a courtyard off a main road and it was not near to any other stores. There was no visible signage other than a bat which was the sign for Transylvania Records. I walked inside and it was a labyrinth with the most amazing and extensive selection of vinyl and cd’s I have ever seen. Two things » Continue Reading.
Alan Zavod has died
Spade guitar
Sounds forking good
https://www.facebook.com/imusicschool/videos/1132717806782905/
Ray Columbus RIP
Ray Columbus died today.
One of the confusing aspects of being a long term foreigner (17 years so far) is that pop music from the olden days kind of melds into a shared cultural lump – so when you become familiar with an old classic that people play at parties etc all the time, you assume that it’s a well known worldwide song. Well, it turns out that “She’s a Mod” by Ray Columbus and the Invaders was only a hit here in NZ and Australia.
It’s a great pop song and the clip is very of its time, as they say. But I do think this is a genuinely thrilling single even though the clip looks amusing now.
This was the start of a long career for Ray and he is part of pop/rock royalty here. Over the years, I have heard him talked of very respectfully and with great affection and his passing is headline news. I am wondering if the upside down Massivistos in NZ and Aussie have any stories?
Have I missed anything?
I’ve been away for just over three years and now, for no particular reason, I find myself back here. Have I missed anything?
On Walking Out
Last night I did something which I don’t think I have ever done before at a paying gig, and that is walk out before the end because I had enough and couldn’t be bothered to stay. I’ve had to leave gigs early because of transport issues before. Once or twice I’ve missed looked-forward to shows due to illness. But this was different. I couldn’t wait for the set to end and left.
It wasn’t really the act’s fault (I’ll save naming them till the end, because their identity isn’t really the issue) but for the first time I found myself becoming aware that my feet were sore enough from standing, that I was getting fed up enough of the ‘hilarious’ drunks in the corner, that I wasn’t going to hear anything better than what I was already a bit bored with, that if my phone hadn’t had a flat battery I would have checked for wifi and browsed my Facebook. So I turned to my other half and said, ‘What do you make of it?’ Barely were those words out of my mouth she said, ‘I’m ready to go whenever you are.’ And so we headed for the door.
New Burial
Two new tracks up on Bandcamp, vinyl imminent.
Wishbone Ash: Holmfirth and Clitheroe
Venue:
Holmfirth Picturedrome and The Grand, Clitheroe
Date: 19/11/2016
A trip to snowy Yorkshire and two Wishbone Ash shows: Holmfirth Picturedrome on Friday, AshCon (the Wishbone annual convention, which is conventionally the last date in their annual UK Oct/Nov tour) at The Grand, Clitheroe on Saturday.
Mrs H and I had crammed in a few socio-cultural events the previous couple of days and had lunched with troubadour sensation Sarah McQuaid and her svengali Martin Sainsbury the afternoon of the Holmfirth show, catching up with news and bonhomie in a terrific country pub.
Would bonhomie be the order of the day when we met AW’s AttackDog that evening in Holmfirth? Well, we found our B&B (eventually – up a hill out of Holmbridge, turn right at the oncoming blizzard, and a few hundred yards to the warmth and comfort of Coddy’s Farm – highly recommended!) and then headed straight out again to Holmfirth, the metropolis four miles up the road. Almost everyone else in our farmhouse B&B was going there. The Picturedrome clearly has a great effect on local hospitality businesses.
Arriving at the venue, I left my spare ticket (Carol From Luton being indisposed) at the door for ‘AttackDog’). » Continue Reading.
Chubby Checkers Week 47
Off to rugby training in a little while, with some long johns under my running leggings, as it’s f..f..f..freezing in the wilds of Bedfordshire tonight. Looking forward to seeing what the other women are wearing; last week we were treated to a rare sighting of pink leg warmers, which for some reason reminded me of this video. (Jesus, it’s bad. I do apologise). What have you been up to this week, fellow checkers? Let us know in the comments below…
One more For The 2016 Pepper Memorial Album Sleeve:- Pauline Oliveros
An American composer and accordionist and a central figure in the development of experimental and post-war electronic art music. Oliveros authored books, formulated new music theories, and investigated new ways to focus attention on music including her concepts of “Deep Listening” and “sonic awareness”, exploring the difference between hearing and listening.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLSFRmmTTjo
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/nov/28/pauline-oliveros-deep-listening-dead-obituary
bri, have you been doing paid-for reviews on Amazon?
I think we need to know; after all, it is Christmas.
And who’s mitch?
RIP Colonel Abrams
Probably regarded as a one hit wonder here, but what a hit (see below). Sadly fell on hard times in recent years, and passed away late last week.
Your Name
Year: 2016 Director: Makoto Shinkai
I went to see this with my 13 year old daughter who decided she would rather see the subtitled, rather than the dubbed version. It’s only had a limited release in the UK so we had to travel to Southampton to see it. The fantasy story revolves around two strangers, Mitsuha, a high school girl living in the rural town of Itomori and Taki, a high school boy living in Tokyo. Mitsuha is bored of life in the country and longs to live in the city. One day, Taki wakes up and finds himself in Mitsuha’s body while Mitsuha has been transported to Tokyo and is inhabiting Taki’s body. Taki and Mitsuha wake the next day, returned to their own bodies and lives, having to deal with the fallout from the understandably strange behaviour that went on the day before. As these random body swaps continue, the pair, realizing what is happening, start to communicate by notes and then by messages on their phones until the swaps suddenly stop. Taki discovers that the Mitsuha’s village had been destroyed by a comet three years earlier, Mitsuha and most of the village had been killed and their » Continue Reading.
The Founder
Year: 2016 Director: John Lee Hancock
When it comes to screenplays, Hollywood sure does love its BOATS – based on a true story. It’s the first letter of the acronym that Tinseltown deal-makers appreciate the most of course, since ‘basing’ the story on factual information invariably give them carte blanche to change everything else about it, for reasons of easy audience understanding and hopefully, maximised profit. Usually, this process involves a heavy use of exaggeration, highlighting the good (or even better, outrageously bad) actions of the protagonist, given that flagrant shock value puts bums on seats more successfully than Madchester pop combo James. Therefore, you’d expect The Founder screenwriter Robert D. Siegel to do such a number on Ray Kroc, the man who ‘found’ (as opposed to founded) McDonald’s. By his own admission, as documented in his autobiography, ‘Grinding it Out’, Kroc was a ruthless business opportunist whose idea of compassion and humanity was such that, if he ever came across a drowning competitor, he’d cheerfully attach a hosepipe to their mouth. Knowing this, it’d hardly be a stretch to depict Kroc – ‘like Crocodile but not spelt that way’ – as a classic pantomime villain since, in addition to » Continue Reading.
I doubt this would ever happen in England
Just came across this and apart from being pretty funny, I was staggered this would even occur.
The former Prime Minister Malcolm Fraser and his very nice wife Tammy in the audience and this Aussie Rules footballer recounts a story of the Carlton blues visiting the lodge after winning the VFL premiership (Mal was a big Carlton fan).
For starters the language !! And there is Mal and Tammy laughing away, then there are the antics at the lodge.
As I say – where else would this happen?
Princess Beatrice accidently slashed Ed Sheeran in the face whilst pretending to knight James Blunt
The pop news story with EVERYTHING.
One we may have missed….(2016 still biting deep and hard.)
As I was today doing my homework, the monthly skim through Unshod/Boho, I discovered a further, unheralded at least in England, untimely death, that of Shooglenifty front hurricane, Angus Grant, who quietly died last month “after a short illness”. Yes, Bro’ Cancer strikes again. Probably explains their non-appearance at Shrewsbury this summer. As this obit shows, he was quite a fella. Some malt will be belatedly supped the night. http://www.heraldscotland.com/opinion/14798254.Obituary___Angus_R_Grant__musician_and_member_of_Shooglenifty/
Sex crime c-c-c-crime….it’s 1984 on the Afterword Almanac
And so we arrive at the dark heart of the eighties. Much maligned as the era of bland corporate rock, it was soundtracked in my student world anyway by New Order, The Sisters of Mercy, The Smiths, The Cramps,The Fall and The Pogues. I think in the original Word magazine I mentioned in the obits to Lux Interior about club The Coven next to Oxford Ice Rink, when on goth night we would tot up the Cramps v Sisters plays. Happy days indeed for indie fans, and for Def Leppers (see below). Oh and a certain Prince Rogers Nelson became a global superstar with Purple Rain. Frankie goes to Hollywood ruled the UK charts and scandalised the nation. Some headlines from the NME Rock N Roll Years to get you going, and the rules as ever are anything and everything from the year in question.
And finally, people who appeared on the Band Aid single included Jody Watley and Kool and the Gang. David Bowie provided a spoken-word message on the B-side.
As Christmas approaches, the British charts become a battle ground for television-promoted albums. Mega-labels CBS and WEA alone are promoting ten albums between them this year, while » Continue Reading.
The Monochrome Set (I Presume)
Venue:
Thunderbolt, Bristol
Date: 26/11/2016
The Thunderbolt is an engagingly scruffy pub slightly away from the bright lights of town and doesn’t attract the usual cool-cats you see elsewhere (present company excepted). It’s become the established setting for the annual pilgrimage to see The Monochrome Set – always Saturday, always stand in the same spot, always manage to avoid the enthusiastic dancer.
So here we are again. Beloved of all the right people TMS have enjoyed a stop-start 35 years of making wonderfully clever twangy guitar pop music. The latest incarnation is down to 2 original members – main man Bid and impassive man-in-black bassist Andy Warren. JP Moran on keyboards now making his own the spot recently vacated by fondly remembered guitar hero Lester Square. TMS have some shared DNA with the Art School gene pool that produced sundry members of Wire, Ants, Slits, Banshees and Vibrators (check out Pete Frame’s Family Tree). Taking themselves far less seriously than any of their contemporaries has endeared them to loyal fans and probably ensured they can’t give up their day jobs. So here we are again – a spiffing new album “Cosmonaut” recently out and as usual they play » Continue Reading.
A Night Out with Teenage Fanclub
Venue:
O2 Institute, Birmingham
Date: 26/11/2016
Here’s the vibe, one of the coldest nights of the year, and there are 5 middle-aged men on stage, singing and strumming their hearts out on the cheeriest sounds this side of the Clyde Riviera. This late blooming, new album “Here” featuring in most of the 2016, best-of lists, is a delight, anything from that album segueing seamlessly with anything from before, interspersing old with new with abandon. Like a comfy winter coat, they instil a feel good whatever in their, um, fan club and tonight, Matthew, I was one of them. Kicking off aptly, Start Again, songs from nearly every stage of their 27 year existence were featured, Norman Blake unmistakably in charge, yet sharing and swapping singing duties with bassist Gerrard Love and guitarist Raymond McGinley. the 3 styles of songwriting impossible to differentiate, all a joyful jangle, a word I try to avoid. But can’t. With keyboard/sometimes more guitar and drums adding to the vocal swell, at times this smacked more of the Beach Boys or, particularly with some of the newer songs, C,S,N & Y, albeit ni a good way, if those bands had been brought up in Northern » Continue Reading.
Crowded House live on ABC TV NOW
If you can access it, their week long reprise of the mega 90’s concert in front of the Opera House is being broadcast live on ABC TV.
Jacob Collier
Venue:
Teatro Forma, Bari, Italy
Date: 26/11/2016
It’s a funny old world, where a young lad of Jacob Collier’s talent has fewer than 10,000 followers on Twitter and is playing small 100-seater venues like this, while One Direction are filling stadiums. Collier has the looks to be in a boy band, but he has way, way more talent. He might even be a genius. Quincy Jones has said of him: “I have never in my life seen a talent like this.” KD Lang describes him as “the most talented kid on Earth today.” David Crosby limits himself to the more prosaic “fucking amazing”.
We’ve all seen live sampling used to good effect before. Collier takes it one step further as he flits effortlessly from keyboards to drums to guitar to electric bass to piano to stand up bass to percussion, sampling as he goes round. And he plays each of them to a very high standard. Singing all the while. I’d found his singing on his Youtube videos a little too mannered. Kind of like a public school choirboy. But live it sounds much more sincere and involved, from gorgeous falsetto to bluesy baritone.
To compliment his » Continue Reading.
CREAM – Disraeli Gears
What does it sound like?:
Make no mistake, 1967 was an exciting time to be alive. And it was an even better time to be alive if you were living in London, then the white-hot epicentre of a youth-driven cultural revolution that saw an unprecedented flourishing in art, music and fashion.
Musically speaking 1967 was Year Zero for psychedelia, the British Blues Boom, acid folk and, whisper it, heavy metal. Forget 1971, THIS was the year we saw massively important, career-defining albums by the Beatles, Stones, Velvet Underground, Donovan, Zappa, the Incredible String Band and countless others. If that weren’t enough, we also got the debut LP by a new band named Pink Floyd and no less than two life-changing albums from Jimi Hendrix. An embarrassment of riches you might say. Then, in November 1967, as the flickering embers of the summer of love were about to be extinguished and we thought things couldn’t get much better, we got arguably the album of the year: Cream’s Disraeli Gears.
Cue Kenneth Wolstenholme: 1967? They think it’s all over! It is now!
Discounting live LPs and leftover compilations, Eric Clapton, Jack Bruce and Ginger Baker released just three full » Continue Reading.
Autechre
Venue:
Granada Studios, Manchester
Date: 26/11/2016
I’ve always been more of a gig goer than a clubber and I’m certainly not one for going out past midnight these days – I prefer to be off the street before public transport shuts down and it goes a bit Pete Tong out there. However, I’m also a long term fan of Rochdale’s version of Kraftwerk, and in spite of the fact that they’re older than me and make fiendishly complicated music that is impossible to dance to they still insist in playing in an after hours ‘Rave’ setting rather than a regular 8-11pm gig. It’s part of their Shtick, and it’s the environment they feel most comfortable in I guess. It gets increasingly incongruous though, as the years pass and we all get older and their music moves further and further away from anything resembling ‘dance music’.
The choice of venue is intriguing though, we’re in Studio 12 at the former Granada TV Studios (future currently uncertain but next year will be the venue for the The Crystal Maze experience – “start the fans please!”) – where The Beatles played their first TV appearance, quite possibly the venue for the » Continue Reading.
It’s taken 11 months but we have cock of the year
So Joe Corre decides to burn the history of punk, (or did he?) Apparently he and Madame Westwood are upset that cash is changing hands over it’s corpse. I notice his anger doesn’t extend to burning his own money, in keeping with KLF, that he got from flogging his stake in Agent Provocateur. It seems when it’s your own filthy lucre that’s different.








