In a private email, Adman confesses to not airing his specialist subject to his satisfaction, and would like to see if the massive can trump this:
Thunderclap Newman and Hurricane Smith weren’t on Barking Pumpkin Records but should have been.
Musings on the byways of popular culture
In a private email, Adman confesses to not airing his specialist subject to his satisfaction, and would like to see if the massive can trump this:
Thunderclap Newman and Hurricane Smith weren’t on Barking Pumpkin Records but should have been.
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Black Celebration says
That feeling you get inside, when you think of her…? That knot in your stomach, the yearning, churning feeling inside? She’s like…
H.P. Saucecraft says
You’re a funny man, Mr Celebration. Or should I say “B**** C****”?
H.P. Saucecraft says
Shit video, appropriately.
H.P. Saucecraft says
You can totally see her breastwarts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFBu-Xmg4Hk
Johnny Concheroo says
If I may digress for a moment. Recently I found an LP by the Danish MOR pianist Bent Fabric (crazy name, crazy guy).
The record dates from 1962, yet the Barking Pumpkin label cat can be seen on the sleeve.
Zappa’s BP label was founded in 1981. Cal Schenkel owes us an explanation, I feel.
Spooky at the least
http://i.imgur.com/OKUx0z5.jpg
H.P. Saucecraft says
“Bent fabric” seems strangely appropriate to Adman’s theme …
mikethep says
Ah, the Alley Cat Hitmaker. This was one of the first tunes I taught myself to hammer out on the piano. once I’d freed myself of the appalling Miss Mills and her blasted scales.
mikethep says
That’s Miss Mills and not Mrs Mills, by the way.
Johnny Concheroo says
Any physical similarities?
mikethep says
None whatsoever, she was what my grandfather used to call a yard of pumpwater.
Kid Dynamite says
chiz says
There’s a Bryan Ferry song where he waxes lyrical about how woman’s ‘perfumed sigh.’ Way to break the mood, Bry! Then again there’s that line in Same Old Scene about “In our lighter moments” so perhaps he’s angling for a bit of the old unzip and Zippo…
H.P. Saucecraft says
*snork*!
Junior Wells says
For silly slapstick farts
Idiot Wind
Junior Wells says
and for that long bubbley succession
Slow Train Coming
H.P. Saucecraft says
I’m so happy for Adman that his thread seems to be gathering steam! He’ll want to sound the trumpets!
Junior Wells says
applying scatological humour to my beloved Dylan songs- I feel soiled.
curse you Adman .
Johnny Concheroo says
Just a few ideas for record titles:
A Liberty label prog sampler from 1968: (Drop Your) Guts Bucket (followed by Son Of (Drop Your) Guts Bucket)
A Rolling Stones album: Beggars Bean Banquet
An Elvis Costello single: PUMP It Up
Jazz keyboard player Jimmy McGuff – The Main Squeeze
Ahh_Bisto says
Posh musical fart
Classical Gas
Ahh_Bisto says
Silent but deadly musical fart
Like the opening fade in, this one really creeps up on you by which time it’s too late
Sleeping Gas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp1Vgq9fZoo
Ahh_Bisto says
Kansas give us a new phrase for following through
Dust In The Wind
(Guitarist Rich Williams came straight from his wedding to appear in this video)
Ahh_Bisto says
Stevie Wonder brags about his farting prowess
Master Blaster
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1ls44d_stevie-wonder-master-blaster_music
Dodger Lane says
When you should have stopped half-way through.
– Accidents will happen/Elvis Costello, who also has something to say about why you should never light your farts.
– Indoor Fireworks.
Pajp says
You certainly wouldn’t want to put a Candle In The Wind!
ivylander says
Everyone, indeed, knows – the aroma is unmistakable….
Ahh_Bisto says
Madness lament the ruination of their favourite pantaloons through copious cheese cutting
Baggy Trousers
Archie Valparaiso says
Artist: Squeeze
Title: One Out
Ahh_Bisto says
Rachel Grimes provides a (bowel) moving soundtrack to how she uses the power of a colonic calliope to make paper aeroplanes fly even further than normal.
In the Vapor with the Air Underneath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rneHz2rLHs
Ahh_Bisto says
Kacey Musgraves shows the boys that they don’t have a gender monopoly on communal farting
Blowin’ Smoke
Sewer Robot says
Hey Stevie:
Who cracked that guff out
That whiffs of rotten sprouts?
So strong it knocks me off my feet
Stevie Replies:
I’ll blame it on the dog
We fed him on the cheap
12 tins a pound in Village Bargain Land
Said I’ll blame it on the dog….
He’s under the table, right?
You let him out half an hour ago?
In that case blame it on me
– That’s why they call him the Master Blaster..
Rigid Digit says
Some sort of distraction technique is needed. If your going to blow, try a little whistle
Rigid Digit says
Frank Ifield? I remember you. No control in the trouser department
Rigid Digit says
U2 – I Will Follow (Through)
Followed 14 years later by Evacuation
Rigid Digit says
1985 cover version of Stairway To Heaven by the Fart Corporation
“Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know”
Gatz says
Pretty much all of Richard Thompson’s Mystery Wind
Mystery wind, blowing tonight
Driving rain, close up tight
Don’t leave a crack for the rain to get in
Don’t leave a hole for the mystery wind
From some other time, and some other place
Mystery wind make a fool say grace
Lord above how great thou art
Mystery wind blowing right through your heart
Ah, whistling down from out of this world
Take an honest man away from his girl
Stir up trouble in a married man’s bed
Make you say things better left unsaid
The mystery wind, the mystery wind
It’s a cruel wind, screams and moans
Don’t know where from, don’t know where it goes
Rustling the leaves around your door
Cold, cold fingers through the cracks in the floor
The mystery wind
Ah can’t you smell it? You can almost feel it
Mystery wind, you just can’t see it
Foul your water and steal your bread
Wake up things better left for dead
Mystery wind, are you strong enough
To fight for your right when the time get’s tough?
Plague and hunger and burning rain
Too many good men blown away by the mystery wind
The mystery wind
It’s a cruel wind, screams and moans
Don’t know where from, don’t know where it goes
Rustling the leaves around your door
Cold, cold fingers through the cracks in the floor
The mystery wind
Ah mystery wind, blowing tonight
Driving rain, close up tight
Don’t leave a crack for the rain to get in
And don’t leave a hole for the mystery wind
The mystery wind
mikethep says
Hendrix was a particularly talented farter. He could demolish buildings too.
Junior Wells says
Rolling Stones
Ventilator Blues
Junior Wells says
For that embarassing stinker you let fly and you wish you hadn’t
the Beatles
Get Back
Pajp says
Let’s not forget “puff”
ianess says
The supreme one-hit-wonder song – Something in the Air.
Sewer Robot says
Smells Like Teen Spirit
– well Kurt, he who smelt it dealt it and methinks you flatter yourself with the deodorant comparison. That one’s a lot more Sulphur than Lithium if you know what I mean. You might need to bleach those shreddies..
H.P. Saucecraft says
Hmm .. Adman’s being something of a slum landlord in his own thread here …
Junior Wells says
Nick Lowe
Lately I’ve let things slide
Junior Wells says
this made me laugh
willie nelson
I’ve destroyed the world
and I new Bob Marley could help us out
Who feels it knows it
Positive vibration
Guiltiness
Then there is Curtis Mayfield
People get ready
hubert rawlinson says
silent as a smelly one Hubert entered the room and when Sir Henry broke a fast you cursed double glazing
from Sir Henry at Rawlinson End.