This came up on FB and I posted it to the AW page there and a couple of people made the usual witty contributions.
So let’s try it here
Georgia – Midnight Train
Clarksville – Last Train
The Gulf of Mexico – Straight Down the Mississippi River
etc etc
Bumpity-bump…
Phoenix – there might be some delays
Tulsa – will take at least 24 hours
To reach Liscombe (via Herts), go…
USSR – fly in from Miami Beach, but it might be a dreadful flight.
Home for Christmas – drive
The wild side – walk
To me – run
Ryde – Ticket
Heaven – Stairway
Hell – Highway
Brixton – With your hands on your head or on the trigger of your gun
Ardglass – On and on over the hill in the jam jar
The River – Riding in my brother’s car
Stonehenge – taking my hand and going back in time to that mystic land
Mansion on the Hill – with my daddy, riding through the streets of a town so silent and still. Alternatively, around the next bend, taking the highway to the sun on the rocky road, it really don’t matter which one.
And in a similar vein…
Home – walk, but it’s going to be a long one, so don’t wait up.
The bus stop – run with a dime in your hand, and don’t forget your old man’s paper.
Promised land – sit tight and take hold on the front seat of my car.
Denver – you can only get out of it
St Cloud – bus
Away from your lover – there’s 50 ways so I won’t list them
Follow the river down the highway through the cradle of the Civil War.
Amarillo: this way?
You will need a beautiful balloon if you want to go up up and away.
San Fernando you need to catch that last train, should you by some chance miss it you’ll find there isn’t another one, Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom.
See also Trancentral
Sets off at 3am, E-terminal – or something like that
See also: Glasgow Central
Me.
I don’t know. I’ve never been there.
Houston on the midnight plane (original title)