So we are being told that we need to wash our hands for 20 seconds.
The suggestion is that’s twice through Happy Birthday.
I’m sure we’ve got better ideas.
Mine is this, with appropriate lyric adjustment (and sans intro which makes it exactly 20 seconds)
Oh yeah I’ll – tell you something I think you’ll understand When I – say that something I’m gonna wash my hands I’m gonna wash my hands I’m gonna wash my hands