It’s become the norm in recent years that I compile a charitable general knowledge quiz for teams of local professionals – accountants/solicitors/etc.
It’s now traditional that during the “pie and peas” interval there is a “just for fun” lyrics round that normally consists of opening lines to popular hit singles. The difficulty I’m having is in having lyrics from the last fifteen years that are memorable – basically, my musical taste has veered to what would once have been the folk and country sections of my local HMV and there is little or no point in asking about The Unthanks, Tom Russell – or even Robert Plant and Alison Krauss.
And so I seek some help from The Massive – what are the opening lines from the twenty-first century that people will either know or feel they ought to have known when the answers are revealed. I’ve used Alicia Keyes’ “Empire State of Mind” and Taylor Swift’s “Love Story” in previous years to give an idea of the level of recognition that I need (we need to keep the teams in a good mood to spend more on the raffle tickets).
All contributions greatly appreciated.

“I see you driving round town with the girl I love”
This is my favourite video of that song. Sorry if you’ve all seen it a hundred times already!
Have an enormous Up for that, DuCool. I’d never seen it and it’s brilliant.
Wonderful! Real brio in that performance. Her bow is well earned…
She certainly has an incredible voice!
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind
“You used to get it in your fishnets, now you only get it in your night dress” – Arctic Monkeys : Fluorescent Adolescent
Best Deliberately Crap Guitar Solo since Sheep by the Housemartins (which in turn was the best one since Canyons of your Mind)
You clearly haven’t heard Clam Caravan from The Tap’s difficult sophomore album Break Like The Wind, have you?
The majesty of rock, the pageantry of roll, the darning of a sock, the scoring of a goal….
…sorry, I just hadta say that
That album is unfairly underestimated IMHO. The Tap were going through a difficult time and couldn’t stand each others’ company so they sent their contributions in to the studio by courier (this was before the internet, remember). St Hubbins was being held by headhunters in Papua New Guinea (according to Tufnel) and Smalls was helping the Marylebone police with their enquiries at the time so it’s not surprising it’s not as iconic as their iconic first album (The None More Black Album) but it’s still very iconic IMHO. OOAA.
You could slip Rainy Day Sun onto a Kinks compilation when nobody was looking and I don’t think anyone would notice.
Well sometimes I go out by myself and I look across the water
He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
It might seem crazy what I’m about to say, sunshine she’s here, you can take a break. (Happy)
This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold. (Uptown Funk)
This is the end, hold your breath and count to ten. (Skyfall)
Just squeaking in, from 2000.
I once met a man with a sense of adventure
He was dressed to thrill wherever he went
(In These Shoes)
You used to call me on my
You used to you used to
Yeah
You used to call me on my cellphone
Drake hotline bling
When your legs don’t work like they used to before
And I can’t sweep you off of your feet
Ed Sheeran – Thinking Out Loud
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
Let It Go
Come up to meet you, tell you I’m sorry (The Scientist)
I’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh (Royals)
I wanna hold ’em like they do in Texas plays (Poker Face)
Shoot Doris Day, out of the way
In the pouring rain
Sentimentality pause as Jimmy Stewart ignores
Her question
(That’s not a serious answer)
If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I’ve got 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one.
Hit me!
(that’s a serious answer)
I don’t know any of these. Even when you tell me the answer. I feel terrible.
I know that one. It’s James Blunt, isn’t it?
I know enough to know that’s very bloody funny.
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
Coldplay – Viva La Vida
One for Tigger
I got a bone to pick
I don’t want you monkey mouth motherfuckers sittin’ in my throne again
Kendrick Lamar – King Kunta
This is really hobbit forming
Oh, misty eye of the mountain below
Keep careful watch of my brothers’ souls
And should the sky be filled with fire and smoke
Keep watching over Durin’s sons
Ed Sheeran – I see fire
Is that last one really Ed Sheeran, KFD? Looks like Uriah Heep to me.
Up !
Good choice, KFD. How about…?
Alls my life I has to fight, nigga
Alls my life I…
Hard times like, “God!”
Bad trips like, “Yea!”
I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm
That’s what people say, mmm-mmm
Taylor Swift – Shake it off
Like the legend of the Phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planets spinning (uh)
The force from the beginning
Daft Punk – Get Lucky
My house in Budapest, my hidden treasure chest
Golden grand piano, my beautiful Castillo – Budapest George Ezra
and
Look up here, I´m in heaven
Let it never be said that the romance is dead
‘Cause there’s so little else occupying my head – Kaiser Chiefs – Ruby
Thanks for the responses so far- especially those who gave me the answer as well as the lyric ??There’s certainly some here to use – although I may give the Kendrick Lamarr lines a swerve if that’s ok, KFD. I do have a job to retain, after all.
Drinking in the morning sun
Blinking in the morning sun
Shaking off the heavy one
Heavy like a loaded gun
– Elbow – One Day Like This
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
– Beyoncé – Crazy in Love
Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na
(Can’t Get You Out Of My Head)
Have to say I was expecting someone to post Crazy Frog here….
Maybe it’s the way she walked – Straight into my heart and stole it,
through the doors and past the guards, just like she already owned it.
Best Song Ever – One Direction
I got this feeling on a Summer day when you were gone.
I crashed my car into a bridge. I watched. I let it burn.
I love it – Icona Pop (feat. Charlie XCX)
Swinging in the backyard
Pull up in your fast car whistling my name
Lana Del Rey – Video Games
In one single moment your whole life can turn around
I stand there for a minute staring straight into the ground
(Dry Your Eyes – The Streets)
Let’s all go on an urban safari
We might see some illegal migrants
(Plan B -Ill Manors)
There are nights when I think that Sal Paradise was right
Boys and girls in America, they have such a sad time together
(Caught Between Stations – The Hold Steady)
This was the way I planned
my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
(Katy Perry – I Kissed A Girl)
Tim Hicks.’Stronger Beer’
So here’s to you my southern neighbor
All kiddin’ aside
It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. Sucker!