I’ve been to my GP surgery this morning to hand in some prescription requests. The doors are locked and you have to speak to a receptionist via an intercom. The sign outside warns, “Please be prepared to answer a series of questions.”
Mine were: “What is the capital of Burkina Faso?”, “In which year was the Battle of Austerlitz?” and “Are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?” I thought the second one was a bit tough.
So we are being told that we need to wash our hands for 20 seconds.
The suggestion is that’s twice through Happy Birthday.
I’m sure we’ve got better ideas.
Mine is this, with appropriate lyric adjustment (and sans intro which makes it exactly 20 seconds)
Oh yeah I’ll – tell you something I think you’ll understand When I – say that something I’m gonna wash my hands I’m gonna wash my hands I’m gonna wash my hands