While her demise at the age of 80 may have come as something of a surprise to her, I bet the all-seeing one required no psychic abilities to foresee the inevitable round of jokes her passing would produce
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Didn’t see that coning
She did
And what of her poor cat? Mystic Mog.
And her prize Toby Jug, Mystic Mug
And her rarely seen Russian Fighter Jet – Mystic Mig
Or The Word since 2012 – mystic mag
Oh dear, there now seems to be a chronic shortage of mystic vowels.
Bldy Brxt
Something I’ve never considered, though: everyone has a death star-sign as well as one for their birth. You don’t hear much about how the fact Michael Jackson died on June 25th explains his fondness for military jackets. And his fondness for children.
And skin lightening
In fact, he was a little bit frightening.
Done with expert timing there, BC
She was the personification of the part of us that likes to believe in magic when we all know (including MM herself) that ALL of it is complete bollocks. I think to carry that off in the way that she did takes real talent.
I am assuming she was a harmless horoscope/crystal ball botherer rather than one of those disgusting people who claim to talk to the dead.
In the early evening TVNZ light news programme, one if those people was flogging his tour. He said that each show was different. Rhys Darby, who was also a guest, said “that’s because you just make it all up on the spot, eh?”
According to the (as far as I know) not yet successfully sued Popbitch, she had naked pictures of herself in every room of her house.
There’s a joke in there somewhere about not seeing anyone coming, but it’s late and I’m tired