If Sturgeon’s Law is anything to go by, the Shite:Great ratio will be 90:10

I thought the mean streets of ‘Ull were patrolled by DS Aector McAvoy, Moose

GIven his long-windedness, the Bobster would be more inclined to write something along the lines of:

May 29th: Returned from my nightly sojourn in the Land of Nod refreshed and ready for a hearty repast of early […]

@fentonsteve

Soon to be instantly rechristened by the redcaps as “The Bellingham (or wherever) Bigfoot” if he hails from somewhere beginning with a B. Equally quickly forgotten about if he comes from somewhere […]

Given what a notorious old windbag our Bob is, Fripp’s diaries must be tortuous in the extreme.

Definitely someone who should cleave to Zappa’s maxim about “shut(ting) up and play(ing) yer guitar!”

@Artery

Pretty sure Wimborne is in Dorset – it’s where Robert Fripp comes from/lives.

When my uncle (a genuinely remarkable man and brilliant boatbuilder) of whom I was inordinately fond died about 18 months ago, he left me and my sister about six acres of the small Irish riverfront farm where he, […]

If she hadn’t left for France with Dodi Al Fayed, she’d have remained alive

While he might have lost the battle, King Harold won the argument

@junglejim

No worries, jj. Far more important things to worry/argue about than what’s on Apple TV

@junglejim

Fair play to you for liking it,

I gave it four episodes – three more than I usually give shows that I’m not convinced by –
and thought it was shit.

Different strokes for different folks and all that

@Billybob-Dylan

There’s apparently an updated version amongst the extras on Toy

Cut and paste onto the front page of any issue of the Daily Fail

(Insert name of major development here) likely to result in major rise/fall* in house prices

* Delete whichever is inappropriate

@thecheshirecat

In Redtopland, something which is hailed as a superfood on Monday, is being touted as a major cause of cancer before the week is out

@MC-Escher

Best show on Apple by some considerable distance is Tehran

A woke reimagining of the space race, For All Mankind was utter tosh

They were never the same after Paul died

Paul’s new PR lady, Philippa Space, is doing a barnstorming job in drumming up business ahead of the LIB rerelease and Peter Jackson doc jamboree

If you stick around long enough, they’ll probably give you your own show

As it was usually the last track of the night during their farewell Irish tour, The Night was probably the last song the wonderful Microodisney ever played live.

Been guilty of that myself. Think is to sign up for a month (not sure if Disney do free trials) and cancel the moment you sign up. That way you stop the buggers from buying more dry ice in which to store Uncle […]