David Bowie and Bing Crosby

Here’s a terrific example from the Drive By Truckers

Beat me to it!

Johnny Foreigner style politics!

Infinitely more civilised in the good old UK and Western Europe.

Our leaders fuck up over and over again and get voted out. They then go and get paid absurd amounts of money […]

Surprised no one has mentioned the wonderful Harry Chaplin whose Cats in the Cradle is essentially Raymond Carver set to music

WZ’s catalogue is chock full of short story songs..

One time Lennie backing singer, Jennifer Warnes, made it the title track of her “Jenny sings Lenny” tribute. Fabulous album it is, too – in the unlikely event you’ve not heard it.

The way Ozzy looks in his recent pix would imagine the 2022 shows will either feature a hologram or feature someone like Doris Stokes on lead vocals

Given that COVID is going to be with us for a loooooooooooooonngggg time yet and socially distanced shows are going to be the best we can hope for, the sort of prices you quote would seem to be very much the […]

Hungover as I am I read that as Kenny Lynch! Sadly, the mental image of the 70s light-entertainment and pro-celeb golf tourney mainstay ditching Tarby, Bruce et al to hook up with ultra miserabalist Laughing Len […]

“Duco01? Oh, that won’t do at all? Butch stud muffin like you should have a name like Duke Itout! Turn the heat down on the baked beans on your way out, there’s a love!”

Or indeed Pharaoh Saunders

You can safely mention Tam Paton by name you know as he’s dead and he can’t call his lawyers to sue you as the phones in his current location are way too hot to pick up!

What with Jefferson Holt refusing ever to sit in the same plane as Peter Buck while the band was jetting off to exotic locations outside the USA, the feeling would seem to be mutual

Come on guys, I was hoping for a few salacious tidbits such as Don Arden and his mates hanging Robert Stigwood out of his office window by his ankles! (Rob Gretton was a good call though!)

Still Game was indeed excellent

Like SG, Two Doors Down (or should that be Doon?) is also brilliantly written and cast, and very, very funny

Those phone calls Mr S made to the polis about wee Alex Salmond will come back to biter her on the arse.

“Nooo wurr’s ma clecky pin?”

No Guru, No Teacher, No Covid

A Sense of Blunder

Unlightenment

Hang about, am I having a CRAFT moment or didn’t we use up all the VTM puns a couple of weeks back?

99p and you can’t move past tempted?

You’ll be giving yourself a good hard kicking at one minute past midnight…