We’ve all done it. We’ve all got our own stories to tell about doing it. But how do you do it?
When I’ve done it invariably ends up like this:
Women like to bite and punch
Men like to lick and fondle
Discuss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-tPJYlcYvc
Bingo Little says
Women tend to approach the act of wrestling as a series of hyper-sophisticated physiological exchanges. They’re focus not just on the physical movement, but on the animus behind the physical movement.
Men, on the other hand, are little more than mud-caked apes, spitting and drooling as they rut their tiny brains out.
I get women. Not in the literal sense – Christ, no – I’m not abducting them and holding them in a basement or anything like that. No, I mean I *understand* them. Understand them the way only a Sincere Male Feminist such as myself can.
Ahh_Bisto says
Remind me again. Is the ‘animus’ the Latin term for that cute pair of dimples just above and either side of a woman’s bottom?
H.P. Saucecraft says
From my limited understanding, women focus on the intuitive, relationship-building aspect of mud wrestling. They are very sensitive to “nuance” and the subtleties of body language, forming sisterhood bonds as a long-term emotional investment. On the other hand, men like to watch women mud wrestle.
Rob C says
I’m more of a blindfold spannered lubed up naked twister hunt the pakora sort of guy.
Ahh_Bisto says
Playing Hunt the Pakora always descends into argy bhaji I find
Rob C says
Not in my Yurt – it transcends into a bhaji orgy.
ivylander says
‘Not in my yurt’ – new AW shirt.
Diddley Farquar says
For women mud is of the earth, a bond with mother nature and Gaia, the primordial ooze from whence we came and were born, felt as nurturing, enriching. Only women who know of the birth experience can truly comprehend it’s healing and peaceful properties.
For men it is only experienced superficially as shit to be flung around and eaten in a purely mindless, destructive fashion, typical of their sex. A talisman of primitive childhood urges.
Rob C says
Bit of a generalisation dude. Not all men. I can highly recommend this book to those of our gender that are out of sync with Mother Gaia:
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/470367.The_Chalice_and_the_Blade
Ahh_Bisto says
Women put mud on their faces to replenish the skin and to revitalise their natural fountain of epidermal youth .
Men put mud on their faces so they can kill in a “SAS on night-time manoeuvres stylee”.
Kaisfatdad says
Time for a tune, while I try to take in all these remarkable comments.
niscum says
🙂