Like having a Visitor’s Pass for the day. Cheapskates.

EBU membership is irrelevant, surely? For one thing I don’t see Australia listed, but as Si mentions, they’ve still crept into the party. Who invited them? What a farago it all is.

Null points, most likely.

It very much is, we’re very lucky. We are trying our best to hang on to as many bats and newts as possible, to keep it that way for as long as possible.

Israel is in the Middle East, not in Europe, so why is there even a debate and how did they sneak in in the first place? *checks schoolboy atlas – yep, Middle East*

Troubled by a feeling that Motomami was a miss-step, I approached Lux somewhat hesitantly, but now I’m properly with you on this. And this song is spine-chillingly great.

@alan33 Our long-serving local postie retired earlier this year after 36 years of slogging between our village and other nearby in the locality. He was a fixture here, everyone knew him and loved his cheery […]

What utter tosh some folk put on the information superhighway. Is this what we have come to in the information age? Our children should be protected from this vacant gibberish.

Dream Home? Outstanding highpoint, Shirley?

Blistering Barnacles! Me too!

For me, at the time, Nebraska was the first of his albums that I really took a shining to from the first time of hearing; everything I’d heard up until then was just way too busy for my ears, with production all […]

^ Most Afterword exchange of the month. Nice work folks!

Don’t tell ‘im Pike!

We could sell tickets.

More like ‘arf a crown was wot it were fer me. Tight old bint. I always ‘oped fer one of they brown notes, but tell-tale shuffle of fat ‘arf crown in t’envelope gave game away. That’s enough of this 3 Yorkshiremen nonsense.

Eeeeee, when ah wur a lad thur wur thing called ‘second post’. If letter or parcel had’n cum in furst, thur wur allas second to look forra’d to, ‘appen it’d turn oop then. If it wer burthdey, blerk in’t van wid […]

The belligerent buffoons from Burnage.

You couldn’t make this up, in fact you don’t need to, as it happened to me just last week. I ordered a piece of fine timber online that was exactly 1 yard in length. It was dispatched to me wrapped sensibly in […]

Ah, the marvellous Michael Hordern. A real wizard’s wizard.

Someone at the back stood up to take some photos on Thursday night…. they will likely think twice before repeating the error. Though the treatment was kindly and amusing (‘Third light’) it was also firm, and got […]