A friend of our came back from New York and, amongst the gifts she had for us was a 7″ of Loving the Alien*, picked up almost completely randomly for a few cents.

How did I respond to this boon? How else, but by crying out “A VINLY!”

Mrs Moose, narrowing her eyes in that mixture of confusion and disappointment she’s perfected over the years, simply said “…….A bloody what?“

Any other instances of Afterworders falling into the chasm between this gaff and real life?