If the bright young things of the gutter press are to be believed we will soon be welcoming back the odious Jose to our shores. If he does indeed ‘take the helm’ at everybody’s second least favourite club, how do we feel it will pan out?

I for one was hoping we’d seen the last of him in the Prem, although any suggestion he wouldn’t get another gold chip position was risible. Has City’s announcement pushed the envelope? Will the comb-over be seen at OT again? Is Juan Mata brushing up his interview skills as we speak?

Question, Questions…