I recently came across a thread on a popular website in which thousands of people debated a simple question: what are the best 5 seconds in all of recorded music,

From that debate emerged ten fairly clear winners. All of them make sense to me. All of them are in genres very well known to and by the Afterword Massive. None of them are particularly obscure. None of them were recorded later than the early 90s.

So, with all of that in mind, I ask you, the Afterword; what are the best 5 seconds in all of recorded music?

A point to anyone who can name one of the ten winning entries. Go!