Our national sperm bank has just nine donors. And I don’t even know who they are. And it’s in Birmingham. You don’t need me to spell out the implications.
Your country needs you
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A national crisis. All hands to the pumps!
England expects …
Careful, it’s urgent but we don’t want to get swamped.
Someone needs to slightly amend the words to You’ll Never Walk Alone.
But not all of it obviously. ‘Though your dreams be tossed and blown’ is still OK.
Your chance to become a state registered w*nker.
Fill that cup? from here?
Those Peaky Blinders have a cumming plan.
That reminds me….
I was entered in a blind mans masturbating competition at the weekend. I think I did okay, but don’t know where I came.
I fear the demographic of the Afterword means most of us will be ruled out on age.
Sorry, I cant help. I am a Jaffa.
Just Another ‘Fellow’ From Auckland?
What’s the emergency? I’ve been watching Casualty for years and while transfusions are common when a patient has lost a great deal of blood, I’ve never heard anyone shout “Hurry, this man’s lost almost a pint of semen…”
A pint? That’s very nearly an………. Er, wrong sketch.