The World Cup Of Chocolate 2016 has been running on Twitter this week and we are down to the final with those plucky globes Malteesers taking on the slab of diabetes Dairy Milk
Richard ‘Pointless’ Osman needs you to vote
If you’re wondering ‘Galaxy’ and ‘Twirl’ are fighting it out for 3rd place. Twirl was the champion in 2010
according to another thread here, Arsenal will finish 3rd.
Twirl is just a Flake with a coat on, so didn’t deserve to be in the final.
Flake lost out in the quarter finals I think
Green and Blacks Dark Chocolate. Eat it every day. Fanfuckingtastic. And it’s good for you dontchaknow ?
If I recall any chocolate that is beneficial or claims to be such is not allowed like professionals in the Olympics
Any such completion in which Galaxy is not eliminated in the first round (possibly when in competition with a cup of cold sick) is unworthy of further attention.
One million people with too much time on their hands would disagree
I wouldn’t however, bloody awful stuff
I may sign up to Twitter just to register my vote.
On second thoughts, nah – can’t stand either of the two finalists.
It’s all milk, milk, milk – where are the darker representations. I’m guessing Bourneville only got a token nomination.
I believe the Milky Bar kid has been banned for making illegal payments to a Terry’s Chocolate Orange
Miniature Heroes?
Confuse the kids at Christmas (or hungover adults) by placing full size choccy bars in a large box (freely available with each Amazon CD delivery).
That way they will think they have woken up in Lilliput
DAIRY MILK won
Bulshit, I voted Malteesers
#NoMatterWhoYouVoteForTheChocolateBoxIsFullOfTheCoffeeOnes