The usage of ‘decimate’ has changed. It used to mean killing one in ten Roman soldiers, i.e. to reduce by one tenth, but now it just means to destroy a shitload.
Although it’s in that article, I’m fairly sure that ‘literal’ has changed, too, and is now acceptable as a form of emphasis.
How about this one? ‘Wile away the time’ or ‘while away the time’?
Or, conversely, when someone says (for example) “These cutbacks are terrible, our department has been decimated”, I make a point of looking horrified and saying “What? You mean they’ve killed one in ten of them?”
Hmm, Poppy, can’t disagree with your appraisal of decimate. However, allowing literal to slip away under the weight of so many people misusing it so frequently, well maybe language does work like that sometimes, but let’s rage against its dumbing down.
American English has already slaughtered presently (for which they already had several synonyms) and momentarily (likewise) while having no replacements for the subtle meanings they’ve lost. This is the real pity if all of this.
Alas language works exactly like that.
Someone – perhaps in jest- asked on another thread recently what was the deal with flammable being the same as inflammable.
Anecdotally, the problem was people using materials labelled as inflammable and believing them to be resistant to fire (Yes, just like Moe in The Simpsons). This necessitated the creation of the more intuitively obvious “flammable”. Of course, you couldn’t just get rid of “inflammable”. This seems a daft state of affairs and is chum to the sharks of pedantry, but it actually saves lives.
Once the great majority accepts the looser definition of “literally”, when you stand before such a crowd and use the word its meaning will be as they define it.
If your wish is to communicate the correct meaning of the word you will just have to find another way of saying the same thing.
Pedantic footstamping will only engender useless confusion..
This is a tricky one, as the American usage of presently to mean ‘now’ is actually closer to the original English usage than our modern British usage in the sense of ‘soon’:
[“Traditionally, presently is held to mean “after a short period of time” or “soon”. It is also used in the sense “at the present time” or “now”, a usage which is disapproved of by many, though in medieval and Elizabethan times “presently” meant “now”. The Random House dictionary dates the sense of “now” back to the 15th century—noting it is “in standard use in all varieties of speech and writing in both Great Britain and the United States”—and dates the appearance of the sense of “soon” to the 16th century. It considers the modern objection to the older sense “strange”.]
But ….. wouldn’t the word ‘decimate’ be completely redundant for .. oooooh … 1500 years or so if we’re supposed to give a nod or even stick to the original meaning – especially military ones? I mean how many circumstances are there over the years when we could say in the true sense that x was decimated? *pedant raises hand* ‘er, sir, I think you’ll find that in that particular battle the casualties were about 2500, which works out at a loss of about 17 – 19 per 100, and so to say that their lines were quote “decimated” is in fact factually and indeed gramatically incorrect’
So adaptability has saved us a perfectly good word!
Oh I see. The ‘thinned out’ versus ‘wiped out’ meaning makes sense as to why it might rankle, but it seems to me that ‘thinned out’ is as far removed from the original concept which seems to have been something like ‘one in ten were replaced with new men’. I’m guessing that when these soldiers were ‘punished’ the lines didn’t suddenly just drop down to ‘9s’ but the men were replaced to keep the old ‘deci’ lines …
Think I would use most of those correctly. Something that annoys me is when “Here here” is used instead of “Hear hear”. And the other 2 internet chestnuts. “could of” and “loosed”…
I consider myself a bit of a smart-arse but I got halfway down and had already seen three or four I’ve used wrongly. ‘Begs the question’ and ‘fortuitous’ being the most obvious.
My two bugbears at the moment are “I’m good” – which is nice to know but are you well? – and the use of “amount” rather than “number”. I do enjoy Radio 5live but the number of presenters getting these wrong makes me despair. I realise that I am officially a middle-aged pedant but that’s just a cross I will have to bare (sic).
A recent Adam Buxton podcast discusses this kind of thing with Louis Theroux. They class “I’m good” as American, but it’s always been absolutely endemic here in Australia and it drives me bonkers.
Louis came up with the perfect response when you ask someone “How are you?” and they come back with “I’m good”, is to say “I didn’t ask for your moral status”.
A few years ago a (female) colleague welcomed me back from the summer break with the odd question “Have you been good?” to which the only answer should be “Who the f888 are you, Father Christmas?”
I’ve rather embraced ‘I’m good’ since I’ve been down here. As you say JC, it’s inescapable, not to say unavoidable. Time was I’d have been thinking, if not saying, none of your f***** business, but I seem to have mellowed.
At least once a day, I’m part of a conversation that goes like this, in supermarkets, coffee shops, whatever:
Salesperson: “Hi, how are you today?”
Me: “I’m good thanks, how are you?”
SP: “I’m good too thanks.”
A variation is “How’s your day been so far?”, whereupon you just delete the “I’m”. It’s all meaningless, and if you’re queuing at the checkout your hear it repeated automatically over and over again, but somehow I don’t mind.
Of course, if I said, “Well, I’ve just bought 4 litres of expensive paint when I was only supposed to buy one, and I’ve boiled the kettle dry and completely killed it,” (this was true yesterday) that wouldn’t be playing the game… the response would probably be exactly the same, though.
That’s true Mike. “I’m good” is inescapable. Just wait until you lapse into the rising inflection and everything you say sounds like a question. They you know you’ve assimilated.
I’m not very good at meaningless small talk, so when the bank teller asks “How was your weekend?” I have to refrain from giving a blow-by-blow account and remind myself that she doesn’t really give a fig and all that’s required is a cheery “Good, thanks”
When the phone rings, one way of telling if it’s a sales call is by their opening gambit. If it’s “Hi, how are you today?” you just know it’s someone trying to sell you something or get money out of you in some way.
I’ve noticed a few Aussie expressions have crept into UK speech now. 20 years ago nobody in Britain used to say “no worries” but now you hear it all the time
Shit, I meant best, not well, read on, but, ploughing on regardless, if you can be better, when asked how you are, surely you can also, if less well, be better. Me? Today I’m best, thank you.
At the behest of my wife I have given up moaning about “can I get”. But I still secretly dislike it. ” Can I get ” Well, yes, you can, but you have no intention of getting it yourself, you expect me to get it for you.
I think you must surely be confusing it with another website.
You’re right about language evolving, Poppy. In this respect, I liked Mike’s pragmatism about “I’m good”.
But surely there are some battles that need to be fought? I’d be interested to hear what English teachers have to say about this. What do they correct and what do they give up as a lost cause?
Another creeping Americanism of sub-moronic proportions is when people show just how pissed-off they are by starting a sentence with “You know what?” followed by some devastatingly Wildean put-down along the lines of “just forget it!”
JC when I’m asked “You Know What?” my response is along the lines “Cold Potatoes Ain’t Hot” -FFS why ask a person that?? When you are going to be told a load of old tosh that you are not interested – UNLESS – they tell you that your lottery ticket has come good!
You Could always answer with “Dickens Is Known For doing a bit of writing – you know” – Another bugbear is “you know” NO I don’t, that is why you are telling me “that” in the first place – If I knew DON”T Bother Me.
Ah, we’ve been on this roundabout a few times. My opinions is that it don’t matter how you explicate yourself as long as no one don’t misunderstand your explicature.
I’ve never heard of the Hot Button cited in #21. It’s not a hot topic round these parts, irregardless of what yer man says. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anyone say “stanch” either (#44)
I genuinely wasn’t aware of #34 – Parameter means a variable and does not mean a boundary condition, a limit. Correct: “The forecast is based on parameters like inflation and interest rates.” / “We need to work within budgetary limits.”
Yes, it’s mostly a US/UK difference. Over there staunch is strictly an adjective, meaning “firm”. Over here it’s a lot more common than stanch as a verb (although both forms have been accepted by dictionaries for decades). I suspect that British readers would even query “stanch the flow of rumours”, wondering whether it’s correct.
I’m not quite sure what the confusion is regarding ‘cliché’. i.e. ‘It’s a noun not an adjective’. Do people really say, ‘The film has a cliché plot’? I’ve never heard it used like that.
Neither am I and neither have I. Possibly a function of the very brevity of the items presented in the list, as the examples are perfectly okay:
“Shakespeare used a lot of clichés.” Used as a noun.
“The plot was so clichéd.” Used as an adjective.
So he’ll have heard someone using cliché (rather than clichéd) as a noun. Like I’ve read “a rye smile” and “he wasn’t phased by it” in the past 24 hours. Lot of it about, Poppy.
Actually, I disagree with him on this one. Absolutely fine as an adjective. What about a cliche Christmas tree, a cliche Italian, or a cliche defensive midfielder? All of these being basically synonyms for typical or exactly as expected.
There is no logic to it. There can’t be, or else Pinker would also insist that the adjective passé, as in outmoded, should be passéd, which would be silly. As is often the case, “correct” usage is simply a matter of opting for the predominant idiom, which in this case is, as he says, that if something is clichéd it’s a cliché.
I only found out recently that cliché was originally a printing term.
From Wiki: In printing, “cliché” was the sound a printing plate cast from movable type made when it was used. This printing plate is also called a stereotype. When letters were set one at a time, it made sense to cast a phrase used repeatedly, as a single slug of metal. “Cliché” came to mean such a ready-made phrase.
Footballers. When they go to media school they must be told that the word “obviously” makes them sound more intelligent and are instructed to drop it into every answer, seemingly at random, when interviewed.
So obviously you’ll hear them use “obviously”, often out of context several times in every port-match interview. Obviously.
Still on football. The pointless pluralisation of names is another weird one. “If we’re going to win the league we’ll have to beat the Manchester Uniteds, Arsenals and Chelseas of this world”
Yes, I find that Aussie “Look” a strangely aggressive alpha male thing. It has a sub-text which clearly implies “I’m a no-nonsense type of guy/gal who knows what he/she is talking about, so let this be an end to your pointless and frankly impertinent line of questioning”.
Although I suspect it’s simply become a verbal tic these days and they don’t even realise they are using it.
Tony Blair used to do the ‘Look, …’ a lot with journalists and panel hosts. I guess he was told it made him appear more like someone on top of his brief and not to be messed with and less like a rabbit in headlights who didn’t really know what was going on. But yes, adopt that approach with the wrong person in the wrong pub and you’d be on your arse.
One that always give me pause for thought is the Aussie take on “barrack” which means to support, as in a football team. Almost the exact opposite of the UK meaning
Of course, in Britain, one way of saying ‘support’ is ‘to root for’.
But in Australia, if you said “I’m rooting for Manchester United” you’d get some pretty funny looks…
Yes, exactly. My brother-in-law came over and worked in a shop in Melbourne. He quickly learned to stop saying (after a customer request for something not on display) “I’ll just go and have a root in the stockroom”
One of the GLW’s more short-sighted Aussie friends once described me as a “spunk”, which gave me a bit of a turn. It means, ahem, sexually attractive over here.
Perhaps we should have an Oz slang thread. One of my faves is “She’s a two-pot screamer”, the equivalent of two drinks and she’s anybody’s.
I hope we don’t get into Barry McKenzie territory here. Many of his colourful Aussie expressions were Barry Humphries inventions and they’ve lost much of their comedy shine over the decades.
Drongo was a bit of an NME word back in the 70s (a drongo, a true klutz) and Bananenbieger exists in German too, except it means someone who can’t do anything right. A “prawn”? Meanwhile, I’ve never forgotten my first exposure to colourful Aussie speak, way back in some mainstream sitcom: Well, I’ve gotta point percy at the porcelain.
Any ideas on Pineapple Head, the Crowded House number? (Yes, I realise they were Kiwis).
“Point Percy”, along with many other colourful expressions, was an invention of Barry Humphries (see above) for the Barry McKenzie cartoon strip in Private Eye (and later the movie). I’m pretty sure it was never in common usage in Australia.
One real Aussie expression which non-Aussies tend to use incorrectly is “dinkum” or “fair dinkum”. It means “true”, “genuine” or “real”, but I’ve heard Brits using it as if it means “good”
Correct
It means real, genuine. You’ll hear someone say something like , “He’s a fair dinkum fuckwit” That doesn’t mean “He’s a good fuckwit” it means “He’s a REAL fuckwit”
Another strange Aussie expressions is their misuse of the word “rapt”.
While we take it to mean “fascinated, enthralled, spellbound” etc, in Australia it’s a catch-all term meaning pleased or excited. So you hear people say “Thanks so much for the birthday present, I was rapt”
Acronym. This is often now used to mean any old abbreviation. I know I shouldn’t get annoyed about this but I do. And the reason is that distinguishing an abbreviation pronounced as a word (NATO, Defra etc.) from one where the letters are pronounced separately (BBC, CND etc.) strikes me as being useful.
They missed ‘chronic’.
as in “irrigation”
Not to mention decimate.
Coruscating!
The usage of ‘decimate’ has changed. It used to mean killing one in ten Roman soldiers, i.e. to reduce by one tenth, but now it just means to destroy a shitload.
Although it’s in that article, I’m fairly sure that ‘literal’ has changed, too, and is now acceptable as a form of emphasis.
How about this one? ‘Wile away the time’ or ‘while away the time’?
Yep. See also “give free reign” and “reign in”. And “tow the line”.
My now-standard response whenever people get pedantic about decimate is “and you receive your salary as bags of salt, do you? “
Or, conversely, when someone says (for example) “These cutbacks are terrible, our department has been decimated”, I make a point of looking horrified and saying “What? You mean they’ve killed one in ten of them?”
Hmm, Poppy, can’t disagree with your appraisal of decimate. However, allowing literal to slip away under the weight of so many people misusing it so frequently, well maybe language does work like that sometimes, but let’s rage against its dumbing down.
American English has already slaughtered presently (for which they already had several synonyms) and momentarily (likewise) while having no replacements for the subtle meanings they’ve lost. This is the real pity if all of this.
“of”
Alas language works exactly like that.
Someone – perhaps in jest- asked on another thread recently what was the deal with flammable being the same as inflammable.
Anecdotally, the problem was people using materials labelled as inflammable and believing them to be resistant to fire (Yes, just like Moe in The Simpsons). This necessitated the creation of the more intuitively obvious “flammable”. Of course, you couldn’t just get rid of “inflammable”. This seems a daft state of affairs and is chum to the sharks of pedantry, but it actually saves lives.
Once the great majority accepts the looser definition of “literally”, when you stand before such a crowd and use the word its meaning will be as they define it.
If your wish is to communicate the correct meaning of the word you will just have to find another way of saying the same thing.
Pedantic footstamping will only engender useless confusion..
Amusing piece on literally by Martha Gill from The Guardian. Have we literally broken the English language?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/13/literally-broken-english-language-definition
So “literally” can literally mean “not literally”? You’ll be telling me next that “bad” can mean “good” and “sick” can… oh, hang on…
Statement heard brayed into mobile phone on the train to London recently : “and I was totally you know like quite literally Oh My God”.
Thanks @thecheshirecat, I’m already using this in my classes of young adults to illustrate a certain kind of English.
Re: the word ‘presently’.
This is a tricky one, as the American usage of presently to mean ‘now’ is actually closer to the original English usage than our modern British usage in the sense of ‘soon’:
[“Traditionally, presently is held to mean “after a short period of time” or “soon”. It is also used in the sense “at the present time” or “now”, a usage which is disapproved of by many, though in medieval and Elizabethan times “presently” meant “now”. The Random House dictionary dates the sense of “now” back to the 15th century—noting it is “in standard use in all varieties of speech and writing in both Great Britain and the United States”—and dates the appearance of the sense of “soon” to the 16th century. It considers the modern objection to the older sense “strange”.]
But ….. wouldn’t the word ‘decimate’ be completely redundant for .. oooooh … 1500 years or so if we’re supposed to give a nod or even stick to the original meaning – especially military ones? I mean how many circumstances are there over the years when we could say in the true sense that x was decimated? *pedant raises hand* ‘er, sir, I think you’ll find that in that particular battle the casualties were about 2500, which works out at a loss of about 17 – 19 per 100, and so to say that their lines were quote “decimated” is in fact factually and indeed gramatically incorrect’
So adaptability has saved us a perfectly good word!
I suppose a more accurate modern meaning definition of the word would be “thinned out” rather than “wiped out”.
And it wasn’t originally used in relation to a battle, but as a form of punishment where one in ten soldiers were singled out and killed.
The very word “deci” is a decimal unit prefix denoting a factor of one tenth.
So while the meaning has become more general over time, that “deci” at the start will forever mean the same.
Oh I see. The ‘thinned out’ versus ‘wiped out’ meaning makes sense as to why it might rankle, but it seems to me that ‘thinned out’ is as far removed from the original concept which seems to have been something like ‘one in ten were replaced with new men’. I’m guessing that when these soldiers were ‘punished’ the lines didn’t suddenly just drop down to ‘9s’ but the men were replaced to keep the old ‘deci’ lines …
It never occurred to me that the one in ten may be replaced.
Think I would use most of those correctly. Something that annoys me is when “Here here” is used instead of “Hear hear”. And the other 2 internet chestnuts. “could of” and “loosed”…
“Here, here” is hilarious, especially when used as a kneejerk response to some moronic online tirade or other.
I consider myself a bit of a smart-arse but I got halfway down and had already seen three or four I’ve used wrongly. ‘Begs the question’ and ‘fortuitous’ being the most obvious.
If using “enormity” as a synonym for “enormousness” is wrong, then, lawd, I don’t wanna be right.
Same.
Tell you, though, I don’t care what they say, I’m never going to pronounce ‘homogeneous’ as ‘homo-genius’.
Me too with “begs the question” and a couple of others.
How about hyperbole?
I’ve even heard that used on radio as “hyper-bowl”
Including a recent Prime Minister.
Abbott? Well, he was ‘the suppository of wisdom’ after all.
No, it was in fact Julia Gillard…
So it was.
Similarly heard: the epi-tome. Groan.
My two bugbears at the moment are “I’m good” – which is nice to know but are you well? – and the use of “amount” rather than “number”. I do enjoy Radio 5live but the number of presenters getting these wrong makes me despair. I realise that I am officially a middle-aged pedant but that’s just a cross I will have to bare (sic).
A recent Adam Buxton podcast discusses this kind of thing with Louis Theroux. They class “I’m good” as American, but it’s always been absolutely endemic here in Australia and it drives me bonkers.
Louis came up with the perfect response when you ask someone “How are you?” and they come back with “I’m good”, is to say “I didn’t ask for your moral status”.
Lovely!
A few years ago a (female) colleague welcomed me back from the summer break with the odd question “Have you been good?” to which the only answer should be “Who the f888 are you, Father Christmas?”
I’ve rather embraced ‘I’m good’ since I’ve been down here. As you say JC, it’s inescapable, not to say unavoidable. Time was I’d have been thinking, if not saying, none of your f***** business, but I seem to have mellowed.
At least once a day, I’m part of a conversation that goes like this, in supermarkets, coffee shops, whatever:
Salesperson: “Hi, how are you today?”
Me: “I’m good thanks, how are you?”
SP: “I’m good too thanks.”
A variation is “How’s your day been so far?”, whereupon you just delete the “I’m”. It’s all meaningless, and if you’re queuing at the checkout your hear it repeated automatically over and over again, but somehow I don’t mind.
Of course, if I said, “Well, I’ve just bought 4 litres of expensive paint when I was only supposed to buy one, and I’ve boiled the kettle dry and completely killed it,” (this was true yesterday) that wouldn’t be playing the game… the response would probably be exactly the same, though.
That’s true Mike. “I’m good” is inescapable. Just wait until you lapse into the rising inflection and everything you say sounds like a question. They you know you’ve assimilated.
I’m not very good at meaningless small talk, so when the bank teller asks “How was your weekend?” I have to refrain from giving a blow-by-blow account and remind myself that she doesn’t really give a fig and all that’s required is a cheery “Good, thanks”
When the phone rings, one way of telling if it’s a sales call is by their opening gambit. If it’s “Hi, how are you today?” you just know it’s someone trying to sell you something or get money out of you in some way.
I’ve noticed a few Aussie expressions have crept into UK speech now. 20 years ago nobody in Britain used to say “no worries” but now you hear it all the time
Entirely the fault of Home & Away and Neighbours. Bastards.
Hang on, is there not the grammatical grading of good, better and well? Seems thus allowable, if you grasp the mettle, metal, nettle of choice
Shit, I meant best, not well, read on, but, ploughing on regardless, if you can be better, when asked how you are, surely you can also, if less well, be better. Me? Today I’m best, thank you.
“if less well, be better.” Be good, fer chrisssakes………………
I’m one of those who believes language evolves, and I’ve raged against the cult of ‘pedantry’ on here before. But…
I can’t deal with ‘can I get’, as in, ‘can I get a latte?’
At the behest of my wife I have given up moaning about “can I get”. But I still secretly dislike it. ” Can I get ” Well, yes, you can, but you have no intention of getting it yourself, you expect me to get it for you.
Cult of pedantry? On The Afterword?
I think you must surely be confusing it with another website.
You’re right about language evolving, Poppy. In this respect, I liked Mike’s pragmatism about “I’m good”.
But surely there are some battles that need to be fought? I’d be interested to hear what English teachers have to say about this. What do they correct and what do they give up as a lost cause?
Cult of Pedantry? TMFTL.
‘Take a shower’ rather than ‘have a bath’. Creeping Americanisationalism.
I could care less.
I could either.
Another creeping Americanism of sub-moronic proportions is when people show just how pissed-off they are by starting a sentence with “You know what?” followed by some devastatingly Wildean put-down along the lines of “just forget it!”
I blame Simon Cowell for that one.
JC when I’m asked “You Know What?” my response is along the lines “Cold Potatoes Ain’t Hot” -FFS why ask a person that?? When you are going to be told a load of old tosh that you are not interested – UNLESS – they tell you that your lottery ticket has come good!
You Could always answer with “Dickens Is Known For doing a bit of writing – you know” – Another bugbear is “you know” NO I don’t, that is why you are telling me “that” in the first place – If I knew DON”T Bother Me.
Ah, we’ve been on this roundabout a few times. My opinions is that it don’t matter how you explicate yourself as long as no one don’t misunderstand your explicature.
Prostrate instead of prostate.
I find it’s usually enough to bend over..
When Frank Zappa passed away I saw at least two newspaper reports claiming his death was due to “prostrate cancer”
That’s one cancer you can’t stand up to
(oh bloody hell)
Quite
I’ve never heard of the Hot Button cited in #21. It’s not a hot topic round these parts, irregardless of what yer man says. I’m not sure I’ve ever heard anyone say “stanch” either (#44)
I genuinely wasn’t aware of #34 – Parameter means a variable and does not mean a boundary condition, a limit. Correct: “The forecast is based on parameters like inflation and interest rates.” / “We need to work within budgetary limits.”
Yes, it’s mostly a US/UK difference. Over there staunch is strictly an adjective, meaning “firm”. Over here it’s a lot more common than stanch as a verb (although both forms have been accepted by dictionaries for decades). I suspect that British readers would even query “stanch the flow of rumours”, wondering whether it’s correct.
Possibly a confusion of parameter with perimeter?
I’m not quite sure what the confusion is regarding ‘cliché’. i.e. ‘It’s a noun not an adjective’. Do people really say, ‘The film has a cliché plot’? I’ve never heard it used like that.
Neither am I and neither have I. Possibly a function of the very brevity of the items presented in the list, as the examples are perfectly okay:
“Shakespeare used a lot of clichés.” Used as a noun.
“The plot was so clichéd.” Used as an adjective.
So he’ll have heard someone using cliché (rather than clichéd) as a noun. Like I’ve read “a rye smile” and “he wasn’t phased by it” in the past 24 hours. Lot of it about, Poppy.
One of the things I like about the anonymity of the internet is that one can cheerfully proclaim one’s ignorance!
Actually, I disagree with him on this one. Absolutely fine as an adjective. What about a cliche Christmas tree, a cliche Italian, or a cliche defensive midfielder? All of these being basically synonyms for typical or exactly as expected.
There is no logic to it. There can’t be, or else Pinker would also insist that the adjective passé, as in outmoded, should be passéd, which would be silly. As is often the case, “correct” usage is simply a matter of opting for the predominant idiom, which in this case is, as he says, that if something is clichéd it’s a cliché.
Wryly smiles
I only found out recently that cliché was originally a printing term.
From Wiki: In printing, “cliché” was the sound a printing plate cast from movable type made when it was used. This printing plate is also called a stereotype. When letters were set one at a time, it made sense to cast a phrase used repeatedly, as a single slug of metal. “Cliché” came to mean such a ready-made phrase.
My new favourite fact….thank you JC.
No need to be so bias
Hmm Quiz maintains that ‘data’ is singular.
Yeah, what about his evil brother Lore?
Is that a reference to one of the not-really-Star Treks?
Footballers. When they go to media school they must be told that the word “obviously” makes them sound more intelligent and are instructed to drop it into every answer, seemingly at random, when interviewed.
So obviously you’ll hear them use “obviously”, often out of context several times in every port-match interview. Obviously.
Still on football. The pointless pluralisation of names is another weird one. “If we’re going to win the league we’ll have to beat the Manchester Uniteds, Arsenals and Chelseas of this world”
“post-match” of course.
cf their Aussie counterparts with “Look”. Politicians too. In fact just about everybody ever interviewed on tv or radio.
Not complaining, mind…
Yes, I find that Aussie “Look” a strangely aggressive alpha male thing. It has a sub-text which clearly implies “I’m a no-nonsense type of guy/gal who knows what he/she is talking about, so let this be an end to your pointless and frankly impertinent line of questioning”.
Although I suspect it’s simply become a verbal tic these days and they don’t even realise they are using it.
I’m sure Tony Abbott didn’t. And, now you mention it, it is only men.
Tony Blair used to do the ‘Look, …’ a lot with journalists and panel hosts. I guess he was told it made him appear more like someone on top of his brief and not to be messed with and less like a rabbit in headlights who didn’t really know what was going on. But yes, adopt that approach with the wrong person in the wrong pub and you’d be on your arse.
This just popped up on my Facebook, just to add to the fun.
http://www.grammarly.com/blog/2014/10-verbs-contronyms/?utm_campaign=Blog_Augment_1&utm_source=Facebook_org&utm_medium=social&utm_content=link_post
One that always give me pause for thought is the Aussie take on “barrack” which means to support, as in a football team. Almost the exact opposite of the UK meaning
Of course, in Britain, one way of saying ‘support’ is ‘to root for’.
But in Australia, if you said “I’m rooting for Manchester United” you’d get some pretty funny looks…
Yes, exactly. My brother-in-law came over and worked in a shop in Melbourne. He quickly learned to stop saying (after a customer request for something not on display) “I’ll just go and have a root in the stockroom”
Routemaster buses. Hur-hur-hur.
Didn’t ‘Durex’ used to be tittersome? Wasn’t it a leading brand of adhesive tape in Aus?
We don’t see Durex sticky tape here anymore, more’s the pity.
Not that I ever saw it, must have been before my time. I only know about it from the Billy Connolly routine.
Not to mention Kite by lovely Kate in which she claims to be ‘rooted in me wellies-oh’.
Kate paints a vivid picture there
One of the GLW’s more short-sighted Aussie friends once described me as a “spunk”, which gave me a bit of a turn. It means, ahem, sexually attractive over here.
Perhaps we should have an Oz slang thread. One of my faves is “She’s a two-pot screamer”, the equivalent of two drinks and she’s anybody’s.
We don’t need to bother – this is a treasure trove.
http://andc.anu.edu.au/australian-words/meanings-origins
I hope we don’t get into Barry McKenzie territory here. Many of his colourful Aussie expressions were Barry Humphries inventions and they’ve lost much of their comedy shine over the decades.
Just saying (another poor expression)
Very amusing resource Mike.
Drongo was a bit of an NME word back in the 70s (a drongo, a true klutz) and Bananenbieger exists in German too, except it means someone who can’t do anything right. A “prawn”? Meanwhile, I’ve never forgotten my first exposure to colourful Aussie speak, way back in some mainstream sitcom: Well, I’ve gotta point percy at the porcelain.
Any ideas on Pineapple Head, the Crowded House number? (Yes, I realise they were Kiwis).
“Point Percy”, along with many other colourful expressions, was an invention of Barry Humphries (see above) for the Barry McKenzie cartoon strip in Private Eye (and later the movie). I’m pretty sure it was never in common usage in Australia.
One real Aussie expression which non-Aussies tend to use incorrectly is “dinkum” or “fair dinkum”. It means “true”, “genuine” or “real”, but I’ve heard Brits using it as if it means “good”
Correct
It means real, genuine. You’ll hear someone say something like , “He’s a fair dinkum fuckwit” That doesn’t mean “He’s a good fuckwit” it means “He’s a REAL fuckwit”
From memory Pineapple Head was inspired by the shape of the haircut of Neil’s son. Not slang at all
Crowded House weren’t all Kiwis! Indeed, two out of the three original members were Australian (Nick Seymour and Paul Hester).
Another strange Aussie expressions is their misuse of the word “rapt”.
While we take it to mean “fascinated, enthralled, spellbound” etc, in Australia it’s a catch-all term meaning pleased or excited. So you hear people say “Thanks so much for the birthday present, I was rapt”
Although they then go and confuse everybody by spelling it “rapped” or “wrapped”.
*Nods sadly* they sure know how to add insult to injury.
“I was wrapped. Just like the birthday present in fact”
“Rapt”. Grrr. In fact, it shits me to tears….
Good one!
One of my favourite words here in Kiwiland is “perv”, which is quite innocently used – and it means to look at something that belongs to someone else,
(Carrying a big shopping bag) “I’ve just bought some new clothes”
“Ooh! Give us a perv!”
I expect they are both American imports, but two terms of endearment you now hear all the time in Australia are “Hon” and “Darl”.
So you’re at a suburban bbq and a women screeches across the garden “Can you pass me another drink Darl?”
My witty rejoinder of “Oh, is Roald here, then?”usually meets with blank stares.
or
“Have we got any more snags (sausages) Hon?”
Kill me now, please
A veritable Oscar Wilde of the Outback! And completely wasted on the snag gobblers of your local supermarket.
Give us a perv has to be one of the strangest expressions I’ve heard in a while.
Here’s an oddity from the Southern states of the USA that a friend posted on my FB page.
http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/wheres-me-a-dog-heres-you-a-dog-the-souths-most-unusual-regionalism?utm_content=buffer06b38&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer
You know those number plates they don’t issue for fear of causing offence?
Hey @mikethep I found your car in Perth
http://i.imgur.com/a0Ws4pb.jpg
Oh I say!
Essence of Windsor – the world’s most valuable commodity.
Whoa! Could be a copyright violation there:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34975365
Yeah, in your face, to the complainers
And if you look carefully, he’s got a “Baby On Board” sign in the back window.
No need to labour the point mate!
That was great Mike. It went straight onto my FB page. Thanks.
Acronym. This is often now used to mean any old abbreviation. I know I shouldn’t get annoyed about this but I do. And the reason is that distinguishing an abbreviation pronounced as a word (NATO, Defra etc.) from one where the letters are pronounced separately (BBC, CND etc.) strikes me as being useful.
Yeah, the type of acronym pronounced as a word (NATO, etc.) is an initialism.
Other way round, no?
Retailers sometimes email me with the chance to have a “sneak peak” at their new sale prices. Unsubscribe.
This thread has caused me to reevaluate some of the central tenants of modern English usage.