Sure do. It’s like the worst man flu/colds that went to my chest I used to have before COVID – gallons of snort, copious sneezing and coughing. If this is as bad as it gets I’ll take it. My oxygen levels are good and I scored some antivirals which are supposed to significantly improve your chances of staying out of hospital. So I’m reasonably chirpy.
Am indeed, thanks for asking @tiggerlion. Mrs thep came down with it the next day – she’s having a slightly worse time of it than me, but she’s on the mend.
You can only get them if you’re old and fucked, but if you can arrange to be old and fucked the antivirals are the business… I’ve improved by leaps and bounds since I started them, weirdly perky and energetic. Of course they run out tomorrow morning, so maybe I’ll slide straight down the snake again. So it goes…
Chiz is sneke who crib anser and sa “sir sir me sir I kno!’ Chiz think class admire him but is uterly misgiuded in this as in so many other areas of life.
Chiz – I don’t think you’re quite understanding even the very basics of what we’re doing here. Lord knows we’ve given you every chance, but there remains a fundamental – what are the young people saying? – disconnect between you and the Wordle Project. And to be frank it’s starting to create some problems here. Morale, team building … we kept you on because, well, there was some sympathy for you when you came on board. Some of the old ‘uns remembered when you were quite the “young rebel” – brilliant but wayward, that kind of thing. But unhappily the brilliance – too strong a word – has become rather tarnished. There’s a general feeling that you’ll never be happy here, and your unhappiness is spreading to others. We – and I speak not only for the Wordle subset of this lively on-line community, but Western Culture in general – the whole civilised world – feel it’s time for you to move on. With our very best wishes, and absolutely no hard feelings! Perhaps you might try the Worldle thread? Or start your own! Good luck!
See, obviously there an O and and R in the first line, and you know where I placed them. It’s unlikely I used a letter twice in the start word, which rules out OTTER and OFFER. So then it’s quite easy to guess. See how much fun Reverse Wordle can be?
Ah! Still here, Chiz? Won’t get any easier, I’m afraid. Man up, there’s a good chap. Pastures new and all that! Oh – Tracy has put your stuff in a box, in reception. Never saw so many Happy Meal toys, apparently …
So assuming no double letter in the start word you can also rule out ODDER, OCCUR, ORDER and ODOUR. And you know from your own research that it doesn’t have a Y,A or L in it, so that rules out OLDER and OGLER… are we nearly there yet?
(covertly, into phone) Security? Can you send a man up to my office? I think one will be more than enough … yes, him again I’m afraid … no, he seems happy enough – oblivious … yes, right away, please …
So here’s where we have to leave deduction behind and venture into judgement calls. Would chiz dare to include a long-odds ‘W’ in line one? If no, then rule out OWNER. Is he clever enough to think of the vowel-tastic OUTER? Probably not, so that’s out. He’d like that ‘T’ though, a very reliable consonant. So what other options are there?
Chiz? Afraid I have to leave you on your own – meetings, meetings! Help yourself to … er … paperclips … *shakes head and leaves, closing door quietly behind him*
Every morning these days I switch on my computer, see the images in front of me and ask myself “When is this horror going to end? How can humanity allow this?”.
It’s luck, innit? Any possibility is as good (or as bad, in your case) as another. It’s not always on my side, though – yesterday I had to settle for a birdie. See you at the 19th hole!
1 One Man And His Dog
2 Licorice Pizza – the film
3 Licorice Pizza – the culinary dish that sounds a lot more exciting in theory than it proved to be in reality.
Talking of folding laundry, Saucy, you once posted a YT vid of some magic way of folding t-shirts so they are practically invisible. We weren’t bored then, no siree. Care to post it again? I can’t find it.
Despite trying to squish (c) Victoria Coren Mitchell the letters of trousers up I cannot get them to fit in 5 letters. Therefore I think your clue is π@mikethep
I have a sentence in my head from a book I once read: “An energetic bout of squishiness ensued.’ Can’t for the life of me remember which book though. Anybody? Moose?
All new wordles to be posted below starting with late entries for Wordle 292 or Wordle 293. It depends how contrary you are.
Hey Saucecraft! Where`s my feckin` hamper?
Wordle 292 5/6
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β¬π©β¬π©π¨ just to help to get that hamper
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Wordle 292 6/6
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Close!
Wordle 292 3/6
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I donβt even play this bloody game but I thought Iβd have a go.
Btw. Heardle, Globle and Worldle are where the cool hepcats hang.
#Worldle #76 1/6 (100%)
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https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
Two days on the trot, got it in one (though tbf, not challenging today).
#Worldle #76 1/6 (100%)
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It was easy, Globle is better, Heardle is Shyte.
Wordle 293 2/6
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Nearly.
Huh.
Wordle 293 3/6*
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*snork*!
It’s a lottery
Wordle 293 3/6
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#Worldle #76 1/6 (100%)
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π Apr 8, 2022 π
π₯ 2 | Avg. Guesses: 14
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π¨π§π₯π₯π₯π© = 14
#globle
#Worldle #77 3/6 (100%)
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Maybe these Globle, Worldle games should have their own thread, whatβs the consensus?
Yes, they should, and that’s the consensus in my house.
Wordle 293 3/6*
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Three for me.
Eezy and peezy
Wordle 293 3/6
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Curses!
Wordle 293 5/6
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Dificult today. I think so many yellow squares is confusing.
Wordle 293 5/6
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Wordle 293 3/6
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π©π©π©π©π© nearly a two but chose wrongly on the second line. Curses.
Nearly a one even, by Jove!
Wordle 294 3/6
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Should have been a two. Dumb old me. But the tiles forming a pictogram of the answer, with a cubist slinky, is perhaps my masterpiece.
Thanks
Wordle 294 1/6
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Wordle 294 2/6
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@chiz Red card, ref, red card!!!
Wordle 294 2/6*
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Very pleased.
Also very pleased. Poor old HP, art for art’s sake.
Wordle 294 2/6*
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Despite a wacky first guess (I live on the edge, I do) a quick and painless par 4.
Wordle 294 4/6
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A rapid 2
Wordle 294 2/6
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Also a very pleasing homonym.
Was feeling pleased with myself until I came here..
Wordle 294 2/6
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Chose a new opening word today.
I now use a new word every day. Something appropriate. eg yesterday was eight(eighth April).
Poor choice of second word today, so delighted with a lucky 3.
Wordle 294 3/6
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Best way to go is with random starter words, the sillier the better (IMHO)
Wordle 295 4/6
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Brain fused in second line.
Did that the other day. I called it “strategy” instead of “stupidity”
Wordle 295 4/6*
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Hmmm
Wordle 295 3/6*
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A walk in the green park
Wordle 295 3/6
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New first word, went well!
Wordle 295 4/6
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Churchill Tank WW1.
Wordle 295 3/6*
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My first ever 2! One part of my breakfast was my inspirational first word.
Wordle 295 2/6
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Poor show.
Wordle 296 X/6*
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Disaster! I got into the same loop but found a way out
Wordle 296 4/6
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Wordle 296 3/6
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One for the team.
Wordle 296 3/6
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Extwordinairwy!
My, that was a struggle..
Wordle 296 4/6
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Wordle 296 4/6
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Different breakfast ingredient today, but a 15 minute 4.
Wordle 296 4/6
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Wordle 296 4/6*
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Mid-Afternoon Wordle for me. Went around in circles than a WTF moment!
Wordle 296 3/6
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Shoulda coulda been 2.
Wordle 297 4/6
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Bleary-eyed randomness just as effective.
My motto in life.
One of the less remarked-upon side effects of COVID (which I have) is slapdash Wordling.
Wordle 297 6/6*
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You have the covids, Mike? Blimey.
Sure do. It’s like the worst man flu/colds that went to my chest I used to have before COVID – gallons of snort, copious sneezing and coughing. If this is as bad as it gets I’ll take it. My oxygen levels are good and I scored some antivirals which are supposed to significantly improve your chances of staying out of hospital. So I’m reasonably chirpy.
*snot*
Attaboy.
I hope you are feeling better, @mikethep
Am indeed, thanks for asking @tiggerlion. Mrs thep came down with it the next day – she’s having a slightly worse time of it than me, but she’s on the mend.
You can only get them if you’re old and fucked, but if you can arrange to be old and fucked the antivirals are the business… I’ve improved by leaps and bounds since I started them, weirdly perky and energetic. Of course they run out tomorrow morning, so maybe I’ll slide straight down the snake again. So it goes…
That sounds very positive. I’d be confident you are over the worst.
Wordle 297 3/6*
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Oh how I hate the answer and all it stands for.
Shoulda got it in two from your clue
Wordle 297 3/6
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You should complete the puzzle before looking on here chiz, bad lad.
HP tried, the Probation Officer tried… he’s a bandit living on the edges of society
Chiz is sneke who crib anser and sa “sir sir me sir I kno!’ Chiz think class admire him but is uterly misgiuded in this as in so many other areas of life.
tell me what my first word was, then, if you think cheating’s easy
Chiz – I don’t think you’re quite understanding even the very basics of what we’re doing here. Lord knows we’ve given you every chance, but there remains a fundamental – what are the young people saying? – disconnect between you and the Wordle Project. And to be frank it’s starting to create some problems here. Morale, team building … we kept you on because, well, there was some sympathy for you when you came on board. Some of the old ‘uns remembered when you were quite the “young rebel” – brilliant but wayward, that kind of thing. But unhappily the brilliance – too strong a word – has become rather tarnished. There’s a general feeling that you’ll never be happy here, and your unhappiness is spreading to others. We – and I speak not only for the Wordle subset of this lively on-line community, but Western Culture in general – the whole civilised world – feel it’s time for you to move on. With our very best wishes, and absolutely no hard feelings! Perhaps you might try the Worldle thread? Or start your own! Good luck!
See, obviously there an O and and R in the first line, and you know where I placed them. It’s unlikely I used a letter twice in the start word, which rules out OTTER and OFFER. So then it’s quite easy to guess. See how much fun Reverse Wordle can be?
Ah! Still here, Chiz? Won’t get any easier, I’m afraid. Man up, there’s a good chap. Pastures new and all that! Oh – Tracy has put your stuff in a box, in reception. Never saw so many Happy Meal toys, apparently …
So assuming no double letter in the start word you can also rule out ODDER, OCCUR, ORDER and ODOUR. And you know from your own research that it doesn’t have a Y,A or L in it, so that rules out OLDER and OGLER… are we nearly there yet?
(covertly, into phone) Security? Can you send a man up to my office? I think one will be more than enough … yes, him again I’m afraid … no, he seems happy enough – oblivious … yes, right away, please …
So here’s where we have to leave deduction behind and venture into judgement calls. Would chiz dare to include a long-odds ‘W’ in line one? If no, then rule out OWNER. Is he clever enough to think of the vowel-tastic OUTER? Probably not, so that’s out. He’d like that ‘T’ though, a very reliable consonant. So what other options are there?
Chiz? Afraid I have to leave you on your own – meetings, meetings! Help yourself to … er … paperclips … *shakes head and leaves, closing door quietly behind him*
Peeze and eeze…deeply unsatisfying
Wordle 297 3/6
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Shopping trolley with two packs of Cheezy Wotsits.
Muy bueno!
Magnificent indeed! My 2nd 2, and 2 2s in 3 days!
I had 2 choices for the 2nd word and chose correctly!
Wordle 297 2/6
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Did I tell you I got a 2!
Four being par, you got an eagle here I think.
Booof!
Wordle 297 2/6
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Back to something like normal form.
Wordle 298 4/6*
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Wordle 298 3/6*
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Very happy with that. Itβs when the greys are as useful as the yellows.
Wordle 298 3/6
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If I hit all greys with my first line (nearly always STARE), a second line of BOUND is often very useful (one for chiz).
Wordle 298 3/6
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π©π©π©π©π© Snaperooni again.
*attempts high five, staggers back into passer-by, spilling shopping*
Thank you. With me it’s TEARS then CLOUD.
Wordle 298 2/6
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I like par 4s.. line 3 was somewhat surprising
Wordle 298 4/6
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Was it a dog-leg to the right, the green defended by a ring of deep bunkers? Did you chip in with a sand wedge?
The green was almost hidden by the sand bunkers.
A standard par 4 for me. Let down by my go-to first word today.
Wordle 298 4/6
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Likewiseβ¦although I chose a very strange first word today for the hell,of it!
Wordle 298 4/6*
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Is it time to change the name of the site to The Afterwordle?
Frankly now that even Iβm playing the fucking thing, we might as well. I normally haaaaate word games and yet here we are. Itβs witchcraft.
In a couple of days time, Gary, you can take over and get yourself a hamper. You can play the Italian version if you like – try starting with “asino”
I think this was the hardest one for me so far. I had absolutely no idea until line 4.
Wordle 298 4/6
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Up with the birdie this morning
Wordle 299 3/6
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The return of the Wotsits. Past their sell by date?
Wordle 299 4/6*
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Bit of a struggle but when I got there I wondered why.
Wordle 299 5/6*
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Too-slow process of elimination.
Wordle 299 2/6
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I’ve made Guess The Start Word especially easy today, so even HP can work it out.
Was it “cheat”?
Another entertaining Par 4 – splendid recovery out of the rough .
Wordle 299 4/6
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Two yellowhammers sheltering in the corner of a forest glade.
Why, Mr. Hairnet – that’s beautiful! *snurfle*!
Every morning these days I switch on my computer, see the images in front of me and ask myself “When is this horror going to end? How can humanity allow this?”.
And then you log out of grindr and come here!
“log out” – you can say that again.
Hurrr
We’re a laff riot, Moosey!
Bogey might be my start word tomorrow.
Wordle 299 5/6
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Confucius climbing temple steps.
Wordle 300 2/6
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“Magnificent” hardly does me justice.
Huh.
And it forms, very suitably, a crown. King for a day!
Picking the right answer out of 5 possibles is definitely magnificent. You should hit the casino.
It’s luck, innit? Any possibility is as good (or as bad, in your case) as another. It’s not always on my side, though – yesterday I had to settle for a birdie. See you at the 19th hole!
Wordle 300 4/6*
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A certain yellow headed twat could have done better, what do you say @dai? πππ₯
Wordle 300 4/6*
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Another FFS day.
See? Could have been an eagle. Could have been a birdie. But you got a par. Them’s the breaks!
Thanks for the Saucesplain.
You’re welcome!
Wordle 300 4/6
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π©π©π©π©π© indeed as the saucy one says “Themβs the breaks!”
The ignominy of it though.
Ah well… that’s what you get for being a smartass
Wordle 300 5/6
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Salford’s Smoky Tops
Wordle 300 4/6
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Brain freeze on 2nd shot, but luck stepped in and I walked away with a 4!
Wordle 300 4/6
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Come on. We all enjoy a list. Top three things more boring than looking at Afterworders’ Wordle results.
1 Long-haul international flights
2 Deramdaze’s record collection
3 Folding laundry and putting it away
1 One Man And His Dog
2 Licorice Pizza – the film
3 Licorice Pizza – the culinary dish that sounds a lot more exciting in theory than it proved to be in reality.
Drilling big holes in the ground hoping to find water – that is well boring
My laundry isn’t folded, I have to crack it over my knee
Talking of folding laundry, Saucy, you once posted a YT vid of some magic way of folding t-shirts so they are practically invisible. We weren’t bored then, no siree. Care to post it again? I can’t find it.
It’s probably in the basket.
Mike, I remember that. She did a one-handed flick thing. Do a search for “Japanese schoolgirl girl/t-shirt/one-hand flick”.
Grrrr.
Wordle 300 5/6
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Wordle 301 4/6
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Buttock.
Deux buttox
Wordle 301 4/6
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Yellows in same place, equal number of greens … our buttoques are joined at the hip.
Wordle 301 4/6*
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And so it goes.
Wordle 301 3/6*
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*Blows on knuckle and buffs lapel.*
Hmm. That looks suspiciously lucky (etc.)
Another pint?
Well. okay then.
Birdie putt lipped the hole
Wordle 301 4/6
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Interference by my other half, but still managed a 4.
Wordle 301 4/6
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Wordle 302 4/6*
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Splendid.
Wordle 302 4/6
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That last line took way too long.
Wordle 302 3/6*
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Glimrende!
Same second word I’ll wager
Wordle 302 3/6
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Not a particularly good drive. Superb iron to 3 feet. Lipped out. Tap in.
There are no pictures on a score card, it’s just a 4.
Wordle 302 4/6
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Drive, iron, two putts
Wordle 302 4/6
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Wordle 303 3/6
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Straight down the middle.
Wordle 303 3/6*
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Uncanny.
Good Lord.
Isn’t it time @gary took over the title “Curator & Custodian of the New Wordle Thread”?
Let’s hear it for G-Boy!!!
Let BH get his second hamper first, you cruel, heartless bastard! He’s finished the first one already – even ate the tin containing the CORSAIR TINNED CHICKENΒ©.
I’m agree, for I couldn’t curate and custode a sponge. And what’s “Wordle”?
I heard my name!
Wordle 303 3/6*
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Impresionante!
Steady Eddie, that’s me.
Wordle 303 4/6
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Didn’t even cheat, much
Wordle 303 2/6
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Ref reaches for red card but discovers he’s already handed them all out….
Chiz is like the dog that runs onto the pitch in this thread, only not as cute.
Feckin’ lottery.
Wordle 303 5/6
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FWIW
Wordle 303 3/6
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That’s a powerful guess!
Wordle 304 X/6*
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Be careful out there.
Wordle 304 5/6
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The horror …
When they put the hole on a slope…it’s a lottery. 2 days in a row.
Wordle 304 5/6
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Wordle 304 X/6*
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Cachu!
Wahey!
Something of the Mary, Mungo & Midge about this one.
Whilst others stumble and some fall Mr Wrong reels off another par 4
Wordle 304 4/6
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Getting par at this hole is an achievement (too big a word, but you know what I mean).
There’s a killer on the blood-soaked streaks, but chiz’s patented Shortcut Technology saves the day once again.
Wordle 304 4/6
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*crickets*
Balls.
Wordle 304 X/6
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Wordle 305 3/6
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BRRRMMMM BRRRRRMMMM! (A CLUE)
Wordle 305 5/6*
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Your clue is pants.
It’s a totally bwilliant clue! What does a car go?
Rattle and hum.
Despite trying to squish (c) Victoria Coren Mitchell the letters of trousers up I cannot get them to fit in 5 letters. Therefore I think your clue is π@mikethep
The word squish comes from the Borrowers, not that viper-bothering trollop.
Even earlier than the Borrowers though Moosey.
I am confuse by viper-bothering.
….as in Horn-ed Viper. (which always makes me think of “point-ed stick”)
Ah cos I think of that as the Healey Worm.
This is no time for dancing. Don’t you know there’s a war on?
I have a sentence in my head from a book I once read: “An energetic bout of squishiness ensued.’ Can’t for the life of me remember which book though. Anybody? Moose?
A book about Van Der Graaf Generator?
Wordle 305 6/6*
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Verdomde hel!
I’m seeing a trireme under full sail here.
I can’t look at this without thinking of the Radio 1 roadshow.
Yebbut that was your response for every picture on your last Rorschach test.
Not my fault if all those blots looked like hairy cornflakes or wombles.
Iβm seeing someone giving the finger on a sunny day with broken clouds.
Like I said, Radio 1 Roadshow. See? It’s not just me.
I DEMAND a Radio 1 Roadshow thread and I DEMAND that Hawkfall curates it. The time has come. Let’s do this, people!
@hawkfall
Arf, and indeed arf.
Boring, boring, boring old Wrongness
Wordle 305 4/6
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A load of clues today, thanks, wish I’d looked in here first. I’ve gone with a unique No Greens then All Green strategy
Wordle 305 4/6
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An improvement on my last couple of efforts.
Wordle 305 4/6
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Wordle 305 3/6*
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Wordle 306 4/6*
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CBW.
Wordle 306 5/6
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One over par – used a new club to tee off, paid the price.
Wordle 306 5/6*
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Not good.
After 15 minutes deep thought – that’s me done for the day
Wordle 306 4/6
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Run of the greens
Wordle 306 4/6
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Uri Geller’s early efforts with a tuning fork.
Fore…..no, four.
Wordle 306 4/6
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Wordle 306 5/6*
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Tough one…
Wordle 307 3/6
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I don’t like to brag, but I doubt we’ll see a nicer run at the game today than this. Quick, decisive, and frankly a joy to watch.
A straight drive, a pitch and a putt will put a warm glow in any golfer’s hole. Lee Trevino in his prime would be envious of such svelte stroke play.
Wordle 307 4/6*
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6, 5, 4β¦..3 tomorrow
Policeman directing traffic from podium in Beijing.
Or even, squeezing sponges over a policeman’s head
Wordle 307 3/6*
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When I think about me I impress myself.
Doing the splits in the sunshine clutching a copy of Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.
Guess what? My 43rd par four in a row. I make Steve Fenton look exciting
Wordle 307 4/6
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A birdie on the way in(no yellow flags).
Wordle 307 3/6
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Wordle 307 3/6
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Could easily have been a One
Wordle 307 2/6
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Chiz doing his impersonation of Boris Johnson at a NATO meeting.
Wordle 307 2/6*
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Wordle 308 3/6*
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6, 5, 4, 3β¦..tomorrow 2?
Wordle 308 4/6
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Happy with par at this hole.
Wordle 308 5/6*
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Lost my mojo.
Point of order: could course steward Mr. O’Wrongness appoint another caddie? BH has picked up two hampers (a lifetime achievement – congrats!).
@gary is still the obvious choice?? He could supply us with a daily selection of tips & tricks (and then help us with Wordle).
What say you, GBoy?
If anything I would prefer to organise a new site for “Musings on the byways of popular culture” and leave The Afterword just for Wordle.
That’s fine by me – any other takers?
This is just like that scene in Jerry Maguire.
You can do Tom.
That was never up for debate.
Hurrah happy with this.
Wordle 308 3/6
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3-2-4-4-4-2-3 this week. Six under par for the round.
Wordle 308 3/6
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Fluffed my drive
Wordle 308 5/6
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Special 3rd shot saved my par. On another day it would have been a hole in one!
Wordle 308 4/6
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Wordle 308 2/6*
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Eagles two days in a row…
Have you and Chiz ever been seen in the same room?
This business of a new caddie needs to adressed before BH scarfs that artery-clogging third hamper. My vote goes to chiz.
@chiz ??
Wordle 309 3/6
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As deeply satisying as a coffee-assisted bowel movement.
Wordle 309 3/6*
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Thatβll do.
Wordle 309 3/6*
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So will that.
They made that hole too easy
Wordle 309 3/6
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Great minds….
Wordle 309 3/6*
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Wordle 309 2/6
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Nicely
Come on, chiz – The People Have Spoken! Accept the Sash of Responsibility and start a new Wordle thread before BH explodes from scoffing hampers.
You could call it “This way, Saucy!”
Drove the green today!
Wordle 309 3/6
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Course advisory – game shifts to “Say The Wordle” to avoid the sight of BH sitting down with a third hamper.