Dave Amitri on Venus and Mars
Here we are then. 6 months in already. Venus and Mars. This is part review, part duty and part admission of defeat. McCartney / Macca has broken me. When I did Bowie whether I liked the album or not I felt inspired, engaged, interested. A pub rock night out, an early 70s episode of Top Of The Pops, or a late night radio show in 1979. The responses were fascinating, educational and enthusiastic. Not here.
I have a new appreciation of Paul McCartney but I find his story far more interesting than his music. Maybe it’s telling that I found Wild Life so good yet the rest peaked at nice. One listen to Venus and Mars and I knew the game was up. I’ve listened again half a dozen times out of a sense of duty and any review that did form itself in my head was boring me so I didn’t want to inflict it on you all.
The title track was promising but too short why the reprise? Just do the bloody song man. Then there was a collection of songs that melded into one. Love In Song has moments. You Gave Me The Answer just made me angry. Listen To What The Man Said was a welcome familiar distraction. The Crossroads theme? Really?
So that’s all I can muster. Feel free to discuss among yourselves.
When I began this I referred to one of my original Word Blog disaster posts. Sir Paul McCartney: What Is My Problem? I’m a million miles away from that now properly informed and more Internet savvy. However I do wonder if any artist has or had stretched his fans credit or patience as far as Macca did post Beatles? Listening to his solo stuff without the full context of his work with The Beatles has left me scratching my head at times. I’m delighted to have discovered Wild Life, I’ve a new appreciation for him and have discovered some lovely songs. Where my musical heroes were inspired by McCartney I suspect has more to do with The Beatles than his solo work. One who’s name I won’t mention I contacted through Twitter regarding Dear Friend replied that he’d never heard the album. So it’s with a touch of disappointment that I bow out early but I really don’t want to waste any more of my time or yours.
Moose the Mooche says
Wow, that’ s a bad review. If it’s any consolation if you didn’t get anything out of Band on the Run you won’t get anything more out PMcC’s solo work and you should probably cut your losses with the Beatles as well. Consider yourself liberated – use the time on music you actually like rather than feel you have to. I spaek as someone who’s had exactly this experience with The Sainted Taylor.
Lodestone of Wrongness says
Taylor forgives you whilst noting you can’t spell
Moose the Mooche says
Thus spaek Zarathustra
deramdaze says
I don’t agree with “…you should properly cut your losses with the Beatles as well.”
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to listen to Venus & Mars but equally I can’t imagine anyone “not” wanting to listen to Rubber Soul.
They’re polar opposites – those 10 years might as well be 200.
Moose the Mooche says
Man who thinks music stopped in 1969 appears on thread started by man who thinks music started in 1980. At least V & M, from the mid 70s, has brought you two together.
PS “I can’t imagine anyone “not” wanting to listen to Rubber Soul” – tough shit mate, there will be about 7 billion people who don’t want to listen to Rubber Soul. You could argue that this is what is wrong with the world and I would tend to agree.
deramdaze says
I always take part in these threads.
Maybe you should keep up, have a lie down, bit of a stretch maybe.
Horlicks, so I’m told, is good for the fractious.
Moose the Mooche says
Horlicks is nice, not as nice as more people listening to Rubber Soul would be. Next box? Geddonit Gilesy!
deramdaze says
Dear Gilesy
Muck punter coming your way.
deramdaze says
… oh, no… that post was to my besty Gilesy… erm… sorry… is there any way to ch…
Moose the Mooche says
I do hope the idea of me being a “punter” amuses you as much as it amuses me
.”muck” is fair enough, though
deramdaze says
Erm, yeah… or should that be “er” or “yeh?”
A very strange response to my comment.
.love the “dut”
Moose the Mooche says
Hmm…
turns out you’re actually as thick as you think everyone else in the universe is. Welcome to the monkey house, big man.
fitterstoke says
Dave Ross says
I think so. Bowie was fun. This not so. Back to work on my Then Jerico reappraisal
Moose the Mooche says
Reappraisal?
Dave Ross says
Ooooh it’s a rich seam. I’ll just leave this here. It cones with added Belinda Carlisle…
Uncle Wheaty says
Can we have a Gene Loves Jezebel reappraisal please.
Gary says
Gene Loves Jezebel, Gary Loves Jedward. It’s all go.
Moose the Mooche says
Yebbut Johnny Hates Jazz.
mikethep says
Can we have an added Belinda Carlisle reappraisal?
fitterstoke says
Can we have a Nico reappraisal?
Moose the Mooche says
Yes. She was a Nazi who couldn’t sing.
fitterstoke says
Oh, well…that’s YOU off my Christmas card list, Moose.
Moose the Mooche says
Little Saint Nico?
fitterstoke says
Arf!
Black Type says
You’re dead to me now.
Moose the Mooche says
…you’ll have to immediately write a two-hour album about how awful I am called That Bloke Who I Knew Full Well Was A Twat Turned Out In The End To Be A Twat.
“It’s brilliant! She’s a genius!” – The usual people, who haven’t even heard it yet
Black Type says
Or “it’s that mad woman on about her exes again” – the usual other people who haven’t heard it either.
Moose the Mooche says
I did actually listen to the last one, all the way through, about ten times. Twenty hours of my too-short life just because I thought I ‘should’ like it. You’re quite right, I ought to be shot as a service to humanity, such idiocy should go straight to a shallow grave.
Cloth ears, fat ugly fuck etc, I’ve heard it all before.
Black Type says
You’re taking this way too seriously, Moose.
Moose the Mooche says
So, do you think people shouldn’t be judged harshly for not liking the right music? What site do you think this is….?
Black Type says
I was just about to add that according to the demographic and general consensus on here, I should like and revere Steely Dan, but I don’t and never have, so where does that leave me? 😏
Moose the Mooche says
Back to the house of pain!
(And yes, you can both pack it up and pack it in….)
fitterstoke says
Don’t get me wrong, I do like Cecil Taylor – but “Sainted”?
Moose the Mooche says
Cecil Taylor isn’t the drummer from Queen, you fool!
Gary says
Exactly. That was Roger Taylor. Cecil Taylor was the drummer from Duran Duran. And the guitarist and the bassist.
Rigid Digit says
And he wrote Wild Thing
fitterstoke says
Nah – Martin Taylor was the drummer, guitarist and bass player in the Duranies…
Moose the Mooche says
Brother of Shaw Taylor, the Police Five hitmaker. True story.
Gary says
Talking of Police Five, Arlo Guthrie tweeted this yesterday:
Moose the Mooche says
Are they all standing on a slope?
Gary says
“Slope” is repugnantly racist terminology. Please don’t use it again.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slope
Moose the Mooche says
Well, you can find anything you want to find in Urban Dictionary. It’s like YouTube for overgrown students.
Gary says
Not quite anything.
Moose the Mooche says
Clarky Cat lives!
Uncle Wheaty says
I am sure that was an innocent comment. I am unaware of the term you refer to as well.
Gary says
Fret not, kind Wheatsville, it was a just dumbass joke on my part, me and the Moose both be joshing. (Slope = incline, but also derogatory racist term, as per Gran Torino).
dai says
Fair enough, glad you gave it a go. V & M is a fairly average album by his standards, but like all McCartney albums has 3 or 4 crackers on it. Probably the start of a fairly mediocre run that lasted for quite some time. Generally the hits were great though. On this album I love LTWTMS (total banger), Magneto and Titanium Man, Love in Song and I have a soft spot for You Gave Me the Answer but I appreciate not all like his “Granny Music”.
I find the next two to be weaker (Speed of Sound and London Town), but I love Back to the Egg and then we start the properly solo years after a short spell in a Japanese jail cell
Dave Ross says
You Gave Me The Answer is Uncle Albert levels of dreadful to my ears. As if that means anything. I must get around to those non album singles you recommended.
Uncle Wheaty says
London Town is my favourite Wings album.
dai says
With a Little Luck is good, but I find the album overlong and one paced. Has some good stuff naturally but Back to the Egg is my preference, full of energy and different styles
Tiggerlion says
Fair play, Dave. That’s a cracking review. You can only call it how you hear it.
I did worry for you when you took this on. Then I remembered Haircut 100 😉.
It’s dispiriting when there is little interest. Bowie’s seventies are a different kettle of fish entirely. Stan Deely is doing a stirling job with his post seventies work. Maybe, Bob Marley studio albums in his lifetime or Miles Davis recorded 1956-61 or the first twelve UK Rolling Stones?
I like Love In Song and Letting Go, which could have been on a mid seventies LP with Lennon’s Bless You and #9 Dream.
Dave Ross says
I’m not sure I get the Haircut 100 reference? Sorry… However the first few bars of Venus and Mars did put me in mind of Nick Heyward’s Woodland Echoes but then….
Tiggerlion says
I was being facetious. Sorry.
Dave Ross says
No apology needed. It makes sense now. I’m very excited that the original Haircut 100 are reforming for a one off gig next year. They’re doing Pelican West in full to celebrate its 40th anniversary. There’s a boxset coming which includes the 2nd album that never happened. Nick Heyward remains better at being Paul McCartney than Paul McCartney
Moose the Mooche says
Since Flaming Pie Paul McCartney has been extremely good at being Paul McCartney – it’s a shame you didn’t start there but that ship has sailed.
You’re right in the sense that Monday to Sunday, Tangled and Pelican West are better McCartney albums than any albums the man himself made during that period.
Moose the Mooche says
You’re finding Paul McCartney hard work… try Miles Davis. Oh you are a card.
Tiggerlion says
It’s the easy listening period, isn’t it? 😜
Moose the Mooche says
Well, compared to Black Beauty and Dark Magus, yes.
I think Aura, We Want Miles and Tutu wouldn’t spook Dave too much. Apart from Miles’s horn, nary a non-electronic sound to offend the ear.
Tiggerlion says
Seven Steps To Heaven to Live Evil is a twelve album run that should keep somebody occupied for a year.
Moose the Mooche says
Sure. I mean Yesternow almost sounds like a Then Jericho tribute band.
NigelT says
I’m not going to argue…well, maybe just a little…but you clearly aren’t enjoying the experience, and that is only going to colour your approach from here on in. I actually only obtained this in the last couple of years (I had several of the singles and later compilations that covered a lot of it), and I actually found the album surprisingly good. But then we disagree over Wild Life too!
Thanks for trying Dave!
retropath2 says
Being brought up on the inkies, there is so much more giving in a bad review. I was enjoying these pieces, as they were fun to read and spared me having to ever listen to the actual records. A phrase like “Uncle Albert levels of dreadful” paints all the aural picture I will ever need.
fitterstoke says
When you say the inkies, you really mean the NME – where bad reviews aspired to the condition of “art”…
Moose the Mooche says
(Eric Morecambe voice) Not necessarily.
Some of the worst reviews, actually to the sense of being unreadable, also appeared in Melody Maker – I hope whoever wrote their ‘review’ of the second Cranberries album has had a few sleepless nights in recent years. Just…. vile.
Anybody who really doesn’t like David Bowie should check out their “review” of Tin Machine II – more an outpouring of about twenty years of accumulated resentment than anything to do with the actual record.
fitterstoke says
…well, that’s just nit-picking…
Rigid Digit says
Am I the only one who likes the version of the Crossroads theme?
(Apparently included as a joke to “celebrate” the naff TV show).
It’s not a bad album, but also not a great one either
After Band On The Run, the best Wings album is Greatest Hits.
I think it’s not until 1989 – Flowers In The Dirt – until we get the next properly decent Macca album
(many have some great moments, but only moments not enough consistency)
Despite my opinion above, please keep it going Dave – always enjoy reading your thoughts. Would like to know what you think of McCartney II and Tug Of War (if you’re going that far) – 2 venerated albums, that I can only see momentary greatness in.
fitterstoke says
Am I the only one who likes the version of the Crossroads theme?
Yes.
Moose the Mooche says
🤭
Arthur Cowslip says
I totally love about a third of this album, and the rest leaves me cold. Which is pretty standard for me for any McCartney album.
Love: Venus and Mars (both parts), Rock show (dig that piano outro), Listen To What The Man Said (killer single), and that’s about it.
SteveT says
I only have one Macca solo album Flowers in the Dirt – you know the one where he employed Costello to show him how to write proper songs.
A compilation and Band on the Run are the only other Macca that I need post Beatles.
dai says
No you also need Ram, Chaos and Creation in the Backyard, Tug of War and Electric Arguments (by The Fireman)
bang em in bingham says
Surely”Flaming Pie”?
dai says
Correct. Add that one.
Hamlet says
I don’t disagree with any of the criticism of this album, but context is everything: he was releasing albums at an insanely prolific rate. From 1970-1973, he released five albums. Five. And the fifth one – Band on the Run – was the best.
Adele has released four albums in fourteen years; George Michael managed five solo albums in his entire post-Wham career.
Even in the Beatles, McCartney probably wrote enough solo songs to fill several albums.
Diddley Farquar says
Prolific times for many in the 70s. Was it because there was so much new to explore after the developments of the 60s? Or maybe it was the drugs or the sense that it might not last or…?
Tiggerlion says
They wouldn’t be that good, though.
This is the magic of The Beatles. An album full of Paul songs would get wearing but so would an album full of just John’s, George’s or Ringo’s. But, blended together, they are bloody marvellous.
I suspect Dave would struggle with Lennon solo just as much. (I’d love to know what he makes of Plastic Ono Band.) Walls And Bridges is his equivalent of Venus And Mars. Do you think it a coincidence the titles reflect each other? Play one after the other and see how far you get. Add in George’s Extra Texture for good measure. Ringo’s Goodnight Vienna is probably the best of the lot!
Diddley Farquar says
Unheard of that all the members of a band would all produce at least one gŕeat album each as a solo act plus some other goodish ones. That’s unbelievable really. I enjoy McCartney, Ram and Band On The Run pretty much all the way through. ATMP is the best solo Beatle album though.
Hamlet says
Good points, young Tigger. I’m not a Lennon v McCartney kind of chap: they both did great – and very dodgy – stuff. It’s interesting that the Plastic Ono Band album is so highly rated. It received mixed reviews at the time, but it’s raved over now. To me, It sounds like the solipsistic ramblings of a very depressed guy. Name-checking yourself and the missus in song has to be wrong.
Perhaps an album-by-album review of Lennon’s solo career might be a good thread?
Tiggerlion says
A Paul only 1967 album:
Sgt Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
Getting Better
Fixing A Hole
Penny Lane
When I’m 64
Lovely Rita
The Magical Mystery Tour
The Fool On The Hill
Your Mother Should Know
Hello Goodbye
Altogether Now
A John only 1968 album:
Hey Bulldog
Dear Prudence
Glass Onion
The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill
Happiness Is A Warm Gun
I’m So Tired
Julia
Yer Blues
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey
Sexy Sadie
Revolution
Cry Baby Cry
Not bad at all actually. 🙄
dai says
First CD I ever burnt was a Lennon “solo” album in 1968.
Gary says
“This is the magic of The Beatles. An album full of Paul songs would get wearing but so would an album full of just John’s, George’s or Ringo’s. But, blended together, they are bloody marvellous.”
Fleetwood Mac are like that for me (though there are only two really great studio albums, imo). What makes them so great is the mix of the three distinct songwriters that really gels brilliantly. I guess fans of Queen or other bands with three or more songwriters might say same.
Moose the Mooche says
I assume you mean Mr Wonderful and Then Play On.
Gary says
You misassumerate.
Moose the Mooche says
Put your teeth in before you say that.
…later, obviously
Lodestone of Wrongness says
You love Pink Floyd and Fleetwood Mac – have you met my wife? Are you, in fact, my wife?
Moose the Mooche says
This, to be fair, would explain a lot.
Gary says
I prefer to think of myself as your muse. Cannon to your Ball. Hinge to your Bracket. Bernie Winters to your Schnorbitz.
dai says
No no, don’t ask anyone to listen to Extra Texture. That’s just unfair!
Moose the Mooche says
Before I put me glasses on I thought that said Extra Tonsure. A special edition of Name of the Rose, perhaps.
Vulpes Vulpes says
FWIW I think London Town is a brilliant album. You should check it out @dave-amitri.
Uncle Wheaty says
Agreed
Timbar says
Well you’ve given it a good go before admitting defeat. When I heard bits of it played in record shops at the time, I thought it sounded really good, and I liked the singles,; but listening to the album more recently, it’s not that good – too much filler & a sense of “that’ll do”
Macca said that the Crossroads theme was to tie in with the previous song as that was what “Lonely Old People” would watch – this version was sometimes used in the programme.
Incidentally: on a general Paul McCartney theme. Have you noticed how many of his singles don’t have introductions – Just straight into the vocals. I don’t know whether this was to avoid DJs talking over the start, but even with the Beatles (eg. Hey Jude, The Long & Winding Road, All My Loving, Can’t Buy Me Love) this was one of his standard tricks.
eastcoast says
As they say, there is no accounting for taste. The first time I heard You Gave Me The Answer I was so touched, I cried. I was driving and almost had to pull over. His ability to infuse a sense of goodwill into a song (don’t ask me to explain what I mean by that) gets me every time.
deramdaze says
Bit weird… but someone up above got SERIOUSLY fractious.
Couldn’t register it up there, so here it is.
It’s cool, it wasn’t Dave, and I think you should try to carry on with this series if you wish to.
Podicle says
I listened to Venus and Mars a lot as a kid; my next door neighbour had a bunch of older sisters so had a record collection full of Carley Simon, Wings, Dr Hook etc.. Even back then as 8-year olds we would cringe when it got to the spoken word bit in Rock Show, skip over Answer, cringe our way through Magneto etc. I was an obsessive Beatles fan so I always felt it was on me to defend the honour of the album, which was hard work. We’d usually end up going back to Dr Hook.
After I saw McCartney live in about 2019 I thought I’d give his back catalogue another go. So I listened to about 10 of the best rated albums and made a playlist of my favourite songs as I went. By the end it had one song on it: Maybe I’m Amazed. I put Band on the Run on there as well just to keep it company. Completing the exercise reaffirmed for me that McCartney, right to the end of the Beatles, was still trying to impress Lennon. Once this critical filter was gone, he succumbed to his suppressed urges of making hokey music. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Maybe I’m Amazed was written while he was still a Beatle.
Black Type says
Sorry, I know there’s no point arguing, but you’re just plain wrong.
It’s like the members of a Facebook group I’m in saying that Bowie never did anything worthwhile after Ronson left. Complete bollocks.
NigelT says
Agreed. There is no obligation to like Macca post Beatles, or even to like him during the Beatles, but to listen to 10 albums and only like one song seems a bit perverse, especially after forking out to see him live, which I assume shows at least a passing interest.
retropath2 says
Welcome the strange desolate world of AW where we all have bought music we loathe. For balance, maybe. Tho I have no Macca, which, shockingly, might make me only ambivalent.
fitterstoke says
Now THERE’S a curious thread idea…
Twang says
I’ve not investigated all of Macca’s post Beatles work but the only one which I go back to is Junior’s Farm, probably because it has a good drummer and excellent lead guitarist.
Tiggerlion says
Cracking bassline, too!
Twang says
It really is. That TOTP clip gets regular play here. “Take me down Jimmy”. Live in the studio I wager. Jimmy also playing an upside down Firebird. Couldn’t be more perfect.
Twang says
All the solo Macca you need
dai says
Makes my 31 song playlist for that era I think (1967-80)
Yep there it is:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2MRDCTjaH4FOeELmnBQMmn?si=d4IFrfLHQFGeJSpMkYnZOA&utm_source=copy-link&pt=32bb592c16a6314e92f0495c01b358de
Moose the Mooche says
“We’d usually end up going back to Dr Hook” – christ, and I thought Dave’s review was bad…
Junior Wells says
For a review which essentially says, fuck this I quit, Dave is in sight of a hamper.
Dave Ross says
I like to post links to these on Twitter. Some vanish without a trace. Steven C commented on this and its taking off. Even David Quantick deciding to share his view… Some lovely responses too all for a non review.
dai says
Real Macca fans find delight in most of his stuff. You aren’t one of them. I would think most artists infuriate their fan bases at least some of the time
Dave Ross says
Of course you’re right Dai. As with all these things my opinion of an artist is fairly irrelevant. Whether here or the Twitter thread the real gold is always in the responses. And yes, all artists frustrate their fans at times.