In your other life as a rock ‘n’ roll star, what role do you play in the band? Are you the vocalist, leaping about and putting on a show for the audience? Are you letting your guitar do the talking whilst staring at your collection of pedals on the floor? Are you bearded, shirtless and sweaty, beating the life out of your drums? Are you the fat guy with a bass guitar slung low at your ankles or high up against your chest? Maybe you’re on keyboards, wondering if you should be allowed to stand up?
What type of band are you in? Are you one third of a trio? Are you headlining Glastonbury or bottom of the bill at the Frog and Fiddler? Are you all about the music or the money? Are you performing on Top of the Pops or refusing to play the game?