It seems to have been some time since the blog was graced by a contribution from the formerly prolific and frequently (often unintentionally) hilarious Mr Bellows. Did he flounce? Was he banned? Has the enthusiastic weed consumption finally taken its toll? Any news?
Whither Bellows?
A yellow card was issued and ignored. Then he went in studs showing, took a Mod clean out of the game. No need for VAR, off he was sent
Failed to stop at a red light. Assaulted the arresting officer.
Got sent down for being The Wrong Kind of Boring
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Bellows pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.
September Bellows tried Pistachio for the very first time
Now he’s doing Rocky Road
It’s June.
Some say a man ain’t happy truly
Until a man’s truly banned
Repeat offender. Kids today, eh?
Bellow Withers?
“A lovely DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
And how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until it’s Bill Withers.
(I’ll get my coat.)
I heard he ran out of puff.
… his arm got tired after all that organ-pumping.
Jokes aside, did he get banned or not? We know Bri did. And that stroppy bloke from Sth Africa.
Given the name is the name of his dog, there is no privacy issue in the Mods making an “official statement” as it were.
In a private email Bellows said “***ING *****RDS banned me and all I did was **** ******* ****** *** ****”
Even I can’t argue with the Mods decision, he had enough warnings.
Still miss him though
ok so he was banned
that’s all I needed to know
Funny how you never saw Bri and Bellows in the same room.
I know, especially when weed has been wolfed, he can be a bit of a dick (sometimes even a lot of a dick) but his personal life isn’t so great right now.
If anybody wants his private email address then PM me.
Please send Bri my regards (no need for email).
We knew Mrs Bri hadn’t been healthy of late, and Bellows went to the great kennels in the sky. That’s enough shit for anyone, dope head or not.
I agree. This place is the poorer for his departure. Irritant to some he may have been, but his random jottings were always worth the entrance fee. Hopefully he’ll pop up again under a new guise once the dust has settled.
in the same vein, and sorry if this is public knowledge as I only dip in and out here, is HP Saucecraft still around?
He can be found here
https://falsememoryfoam.blogspot.com/
Oh…that looks like very hard work…
I agree.
That website looks like hard work even to navigate.
As an occasional contributor I would have to say that it’s definitely worth the effort. You’ll have to guess who I am, I’m under deep cover.
Made my EYES HURT.
😘
Burt still surfs the shore break from time to time.
I’d assumed that Bellows was a character played by HP along with a few others.
Worryingly and amazingly enough, no. He’s a real man.
Bro, none realer.
The answer my friend is B(el)lowing In The Wind…
Now, where’s me coat?…
I miss Bellows.
Surely forgiveness is possible if he is contrite?
Isn’t time in the sin bin enough punishment?
He was contrite last time too. And when he got kicked out of the FB group.
Never too late to mend, though, I suppose. Perhaps we should introduce a Bellows Amendment to the posting guidelines. If I can be forgiven for making literally the same joke for ten years straight anything is possible.
…and lest we forget, he was excellent in Twin Peaks.
I sent an email to The Mods demanding Moose be excommunicated because he’s made the same joke for the last ten years.
They replied ” You fool, haven’t you yet realised that this whole site had been constructed for the one purpose – ‘Save The Mooche”. Everything else , especially anything to do with Prog, Miles Davis or Yet Another Discussion On The Merits of The Remastered Version of ******, is but an elaborate fabrication of a fevered and disturbed mind”.
Who knew??
Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung* about.
(*hur)
I actually find it quite difficult to talk about those times when that person posted…this is hard for me…comments on his own OP. The whole experience was rather traumatic. One day at a time. Apart from posting a youtube without context *shudders* this is surely one of the most heinous acts an Afterworder can undertake. Life must mean life in this case just as a deterrent for others who might be tempted to do likewise. Rules are there for a reason, so I am told. If we don’t follow our FAQs what are we? Subhuman. Subhuman scum, clearly.
Diddley, you are indeed Squiddedly
You have no idea how much that means to me.
Not to be confused with Squiddly Diddly – one of the least memorable and unfunny cartoons, like, ever. This clip is as good as it got for big S.
Everybody returns eventually.
Hurrah!
…now where’s that Jesus joker?
@Moose-the-Mooche
Perhaps you’d better sit down…
QED
Yay!
Was Mr. Bellows first name really Marti?
….brother of Those Aren’t
He often passed out stoned, and woke up in a pool of Wet Wet Wee.
“Please post this song for me and thank everyone for their fond remembrances of said such. I’m really getting into the Clash’s Combat Rock Album. I’ve ignored it since it came out but lo and behold, overpowered by funk…”
That comment appears to be relevant to the YouTube clip.
Fake!
I checked. I said “Is that really you, Burt?”
He replied https://youtu.be/S8nCgfpXwtM
Good enough for me, so plenty good for you methinks
She wanted to go.
After Gary, you’re the funniest guy on the internet