….also, isn’t what constitutes “sex noises” somewhat subjective? I’ve listened to the clip but I can’t hear anyone opening a tin of swarfega.
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….also, isn’t what constitutes “sex noises” somewhat subjective? I’ve listened to the clip but I can’t hear anyone opening a tin of swarfega.
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As you can see, I used the box (hurrrr)
I had been a while since I’d seen Keith Houchen’s famous diving header. What a beauty it was.
Think this FA Cup campaign was the last time I was excited by it. As a child, the majority of the 80s were utterly bleak as a Leeds Utd fan, but the 86/87 season offered us unknown hope. Of course, the season ended in complete despair, but it was my first season as a fan that I dared to hope. Of course, it’s the hope that kills you.
Some goal by your latest young superstar last night @native
Yeah, was drooling over Olise’s perfect free kick only to be amazed, upon catching up, that Willy Gnonto had scored an even better goal and in the first bleedin’ minute!
P.S. my first thought was the semi final in 97 when it looked like Chesterfield might do Boro in what was a total ding donger of a game..
Sssssshhhh! Don’t tell anybody!
The last streaker probably. Was it The Naked Rambler(?), if he’s still around.
@Matt-Hooper
Another song whose impact Mick J watered down by cravenly capitulating to the “woke” lobby and changing the title
Haha, they’re his songs he can do whatever he chooses.
I love these people who get up in arms (you know the sort), “Wokeism is keeping the old white males down from expressing themselves”.
You know what a whore Mick is: If there was money in it he and his superannuated cadre of walking zombies would be farting out the umpteenth version of Brown Sugar in the world’s enormodomes to the drunken overprivileged, with far more money than sense, to blow hundreds on one brief evening’s entertainment.
It’s not a sudden outbreak of good taste that precludes them from trotting out these venerable Museum Pieces. More that they’re afraid to get a backlash from Coca Cola / Evian / Walmart sponsoring their crap concerts, so if they play their contentiously worded tunes they’ll be be forced to give one of their millions (out of the 50 mil they’ve “earned”) back, much like lapdogs to their Corporate Paymasters beck and call.
So…. not buying tickets for the Stones’ forthcoming They Don’t Even Have The Good Drummer Anymore tour?
They like their money for sure, but are still great live by all accounts
Oh he will be. No power on earth will persuade revolting exhibitionist men – always men – against terrifying the populace with their ossified dangly portions.
Madonna has announced a world tour.
That’s awful news… I think I’d prefer Arsenal to win the League.
Strewth, I think I’d prefer Tottenham to win the League.
I watched this and heard the weird sounds. I thought it was barking. Don’t know what that says about me.
Well Lineker’s presenting style isn’t for everyone.
(Hurrr)
I heard it and thought a small farm was passing by outside…
@Nick-L
Different flick altogether
@Jaygee Is that a suggestion or, ahem, advice??
More of a recommendation.
Two thumbs up as Siskel and Ebert used to say
I’ve seen that film – to say it took liberties with the George Orwell book* would be an understatement.
*amongst other things
Did you spot a very young Lawrence Fox playing the rear end of the horse in what was one of his earliest film roles?
“Have you ever tried it that wayyyyyy?”
I’ve never been a lover of football or got excited about the FA Cup.
However..
It was in another lifetime
One of toil and blood
The jumpers were all goalposts
And playing fields were mud
I passed the ball to Billy
He slotted it away
Come home said mum, it’s teatime
Fish & chips today.
Pass the ball to me, Jim
And I will score a goallllll
Sadly, buckets of rain waterlogged the pitch resulting in the match’s abandonment and voiding of all goals scored
…and the west stand was blown down by an idiot wind
That’s when the ref got tangled up in a blue pair of giant bloomers blown from Mrs Zimmerman’s. She’s a big girl..
How many goals must Lloris let in, before he is dropped from the team?
And for how many games can Kane lead the line, before he is sold for a fee?
And how many times should we sing “sack the board”, before we are forever free?
The answer, my friend, is typical Spurs, the answer is typical Spurs.
Is he a bit of a slow Lloris?
I’ve been making that joke for years with zero response. I’m glad someone is as funny as me, Hubes.
I’d never heard of him until 22:06 despite my brother in laws being Spurs fans.
That’s two of us with at least the same sense of humour. Let’s be proud and wave our football ratels.
It’s a glory game,after all.
I wouldn’t go waving a honey badger if I were you, @Hubert-Rawlinson
Oh I say.
Surely that’s tennis, Moosie?
That’ll be my formidable backhand.
Well spotted @nigelthebald
Much prefer the FA Cup to the rather dull and repetitive Premiership. Especially the early rounds with the ‘smaller’ teams.
Quite looking forward to Saturday’s game at home to Burnley. Looks like we’re taking it a bit more seriously this season and at £15 for a ticket, should be a cracking atmosphere. It’ll be like the 70’s again.