Inspired by the Rick Parfitt thread, Who on earth thought this was a good idea? Did they really think all the Scooter fans (and there’s a scary amount of them if Wikipedia is to be believed.) would rush to Itunes to download Piledriver? Recently we’ve had Sir Paul turning up with Kanye and Rhinna.
So who else has made an ill judged effort to appeal to da kids?

The yoof? The guy from Scooter is about 50!
Who are your favourite “Boys” – Fat or Beach?
Never mind Pet Sounds, I feel Les Garçons de la plage peaked with this one.
I was 13 in 1987 and very seriously into hip hop.
And I thought this was utter shit.
Buffy, the one in the middle, died aged 28. Guess what killed him, readers?
Anorexia?
Try again, there’s still the caravan to play for.
Did he break his neck trying to look at his own winkle?
Did he get wedged in the sand box?
They’d moved on from Chubbie Checker at that point, then?
It could be worse….
He was on some crazy legal drugs by this point
That Scooter Quo track is all right – no worse than any of either band’s own efforts, but I think this one samples Caroline to greater effect: