Last weekend I was lucky enough to go to Black Deer – A lovely 3 day festival that for me is a far better proposition than the hype of Glastonbury.
On the saturday night The Pretenders were headlining even though it should have been Bonnie Raitt.
Have been a fan since Brass in Pocket and have most of their earlier albums. She came on stage and ripped through 3 new numbers. They lumpen and tuneless. She spoke after the third number ‘I was expecting a younger audience’. Apparently she said it again later in the set. I didnt hang around – I went to the Ridge tent to see Alison Russell – she was superb and the ‘younger’ audience lapped it up.
Chrissie you are 71 and, I hate to break it to you love, but young people ain’t listening to you.
Cant believe James Walbourne is happy to stick around.
Her arrogance astounded me to be honest.
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Baron Harkonnen says
You will go pushing to the front, she must have clocked you pogoing to ‘Don’t Get Me Wrong’ did yer syrup come loose again? 🤣😎😅
Nick L says
Astonishing how some artists delude themselves isn’t it. Surely no-one gives a shit about anything The Pretenders recorded post about, say, 1990? My two kids, both in their early 20s, said “who’s the Foo Fighters bloke playing with there?” when he popped up in a Pretenders iplayer Glasto vid I was watching earlier.
Black Type says
Well I do, for one. And don’t call me Shirley…
retropath2 says
I thought she was great. (At G) Although the slow ones were a bit wobbly, so she stuck mainly to rockers.
Jaygee says
@andyourbirdcansing
It was when he threw that incontinence pad with his phone number on
and it hit her on a vegan leather-trousered thigh
Baron Harkonnen says
🤣👍😂
Salty says
Saw The Pretenders a few weeks ago and the set was mainly newer stuff. However, she got in a bit of a spat with the audience about phones and after a lukewarm reception to a new song, played Brass in Pocket (apparently absent from recent set lists) and to be fair the gig ended up being a blast. James Walbourne”s playing on set closer, Thumbelina, being worth remembering. I’m sure I heard Martin Chambers isn’t playing at the moment because he wants to play the older material.
Christie sang one slow one when I saw them – “You Can’t Hurt a Fool” and nailed it.
Martin Horsfield says
Their set at Glastonbury with Johnny Marr was superb, I thought.
Junior Wells says
Mrs Wells went a few years back. 40 minutes in total half of which was a vegan lecture. She lost a fan that night.
SteveT says
I can see why Junior – she is a bad tempered cow. I spoke to a few people at the festival who also gave up on her. Frankly the new songs were pretty poor.
slotbadger says
I had to babysit her one afternoon in Dubai many many years ago when I was working on Time Out Dubai and was meant to meet her in the evening for an interview. The local PR had innocently deposited her at a trad Lebanese grill sort of restaurant at lunchtime and wondered why her charge was so furious. I spent the day taking her around the old souk and Creekside, she wasn’t remotely friendly til after their gig that night and a few glasses of plonk.
SteveT says
@Martin-Horsfield maybe it’s because he is a charming man.
Vulpes Vulpes says
I felt sorry for James Walbourne, having to play second fiddle to Marr for several numbers – he’s every bit his equal in my opinion, just not as well known.
Martin Horsfield says
Yeah, that was a little uncomfortable and James is amazing. But it all seemed to go down amicably. I was amazed by how good it sounded. If he must make a comparison with Chrissie’s comparison, it was approx 100 times better than Blondie and Generation Sex.
Bargepole says
I enjoyed their Glastonbury set
fitterstoke says
Same here – excellent!
Boneshaker says
I mentioned to Mrs B that I had enjoyed the Pretenders’ Glastonbury set. “Oh I like them”, she said, “did they do that song of theirs about walking 500 miles….?”
Sigh.
fentonsteve says
That’s a conversation that could equally happen in my house.
johnw says
Perhaps she’s seen my wife’s band who cover both 500 miles and Brass In Pocket! If she expected to hear Alternative Ulster as well, that would confirm it!
salwarpe says
Maybe Chrissie can’t quite manage the remaining 1500 miles these days?
Black Type says
Or perhaps because she will insist in doing that sidestep?
fitterstoke says
“Rock Star in ‘Arrogance’ Shocker – more on pg94!!”
Boneshaker says
Feisty bad tempered ‘fuck you’ attitude is all part of Chrissie Hynde’s schtick isn’t it? At 71, it’s probably too late to expect her to slip into comfortable slacks and slippered old age. The Pretenders’ Glastonbury set was glorious, and that wondrous voice remains completely unravaged by time. Long may she continue.
aging hippy says
Amen
Uncle Wheaty says
Her voice is still there and the Glastonbury set was top notch.
If she is still around at 77 like Debbie Harry then bring it on!
Vincent says
Being spikey. Gosh, how rock n roll. No wonder you get the Bobby Gillespie’s continuing in this spirit.
Black Type says
Just be thankful you never mentioned the foie gras*
*One for our older readers, there.
Skirky says
“Don’t worry Mark – I’ll sort this…” 🙂
Arthur Cowslip says
One of my favourite old podcast anecdotes! Second only to the Van Morrison one.
Gatz says
Ellen does love that story doesn’t he? It’s in his autobiography too of course. I’ve always thought he comes out of it sounding like a complete tit, despite him doing the telling and seeming completely unaware of it. Not that any of this makes Hynde any more agreeable.
Uncle Wheaty says
The foie gras and mouth organ ones are the only ones I still remember.
I have recounted them to civilians on a couple of times.
Jaygee says
What’s the foie gras story?
(Know that Van Morrison one about the gob iron)
Gatz says
Ellen is placed next to Hynde at a dinner. She is already, quite rightly, furious because she has been served a dish including stock which she immediately realises contains meat. Then Ellen’s plate arrives and he has ordered the foie gras. That’s it.
Ellen always finds this tale hilarious, I can’t see the punchline, and think that in the telling of it he comes out much the worse despite what he seems to think. Perhaps you had to be there.
Jaygee says
Thanks @Gatz
He’s not exactly David Niven, our Mark…
salwarpe says
The funny bit for me, is the old duffer on the other side of Ms.Hynde to Mark, who persuades him that he has the perfect solution to our blue-shirted journalist’s plight, giving a false sense of relief, destroyed when the dish is delivered. Of course Ellen comes out looking bad – that’s part of the point of the story – him admitting he made a fool of himself. The comedy of embarrassment – rather like an oral equivalent of a Bateman ‘The Man Who…’ cartoon.
fortuneight says
I recall there’s somewhat more to the tale – he’s there before she is, orders foie gras and a very rare steak only to see her shown over to sit next to him. He tells it well, and makes himself the butt of the joke. At least he can laugh at himself, unlike CH.
seanioio says
The two most unlikeable people I have ever seen on stage are Chrissie Hynde & Ray Davies. It did not surprise me in the slightest when I found out they had been in a relationship
Jaygee says
@seanioio
When they arrived at the Register Office for their first attempt at splicing the knot, H and D were squabbling so loudly and unpleasantly, the chap who was supposed to marry them had to send them home
Zanti Misfit says
New Years Eve 1996. I’m at a fairly busy house party in Balham, sitting on the staircase drinking a Holsten Pils. Ding dong! The doorbell rings. A guest opens the door and two middle aged women are stood there. No word of lie, one of the women with heavy black eyeliner was in a black tassle sleeved leather jacket/ puffy white shirt, red neckerchief combo and wearing a top hat. I whispered to my friend, “That’s Chrissie Hynde.” She immediately glared at at me and muttered, “We’re going. NOW” and they did a 180 degrees turn and left. What was she expecting? It would’ve been like Adam Ant rocking up with a bottle of Blue Nun, dressed as an 18th Century highwayman and getting pissed off that somebody recognised him.
Sewer Robot says
Didn’t Adam wear a mask when he was a highwayman?
Zanti Misfit says
Wouldn’t that have smudged his white stripe make up?
fentonsteve says
Christmas 1987. I’m at a house party in fellow upper-sixth-former Elaine’s parents’ house, I’m the nominated driver, and have taken charge of the kitchen stereo. My tape of “Pretenders: The Singles” is on as I’m chatting with lower-sixth-former Nick, who is drinking cans of Barley Wine.
My Baby ends and, just as UB40’s version of I Got You Babe begins, Nick projectile vomits onto the kitchen worktop, floor, and my shoes.
davebigpicture says
The only person I knew who drank Barley Wine was a septuagenarian ex British Army officer who had spent most of his service in India. Built like a pit pony and still sporting a magnificent handlebar moustache, he drank them with large whisky chasers. Strong stuff.
Nick L says
I nearly got run over by a double decker bus after drinking too much barley wine on my 17th birthday. Never touched a drop since.
hubert rawlinson says
Not drinking but ate breakfast muesli with barley wine as I didn’t have any milk.
Join me for my dietary tips.
davebigpicture says
I saw a Welsh rugby fan, the morning after a big win, looked like he hadn’t been to bed as he still had his replica shirt, scarf and woolly hat on, use Special Brew on cereal. This was in the hotel reception too.
fentonsteve says
I saw Nick (yes, the same one as above) pour Budwieser over his breakfast Rice Krispies as a hangover cure. I was sitting the opposite side of the table, and it didn’t cure *my* hangover!
dai says
No that’s most mornings for us …
hubert rawlinson says
I’ve also eaten muesli from a policeman’s helmet that was with milk though.
Tiggerlion says
Is that a euphemism?
hubert rawlinson says
No!
H.P. Saucecraft says
Your knee-jerk denial is … telling, Hubes. I shall never be able to see your name again without an unwanted image springing into my mind.
(Brilliant, Tig.)
hubert rawlinson says
It was a euphonium.
SteveT says
Just to clarify on this – I have most of her albums and enjoyed her autobiography. I was looking forward to this gig but her attitude really pissed me off. That and the fact that the 3 opening new numbers sounded pretty bad.
Glad I made this decision to leave as Alison Russell was fantastic .
fitterstoke says
Always a bad day when our heroes turn out to have feet of clay – at least she’s just a grumpy old vegan, rather than something immoral and/or illegal.
As for the new stuff not being as good as the old stuff – well, look where you’re posting.
“Play some old!!” 🙂
SteveT says
‘Look when you’re posting’?
Don’t understand what you are saying.
I left and want to watch Alison Russell – didn’t know any of her stuff but it was all great. I have no problem with new – I do have a problem with mediocre.
fitterstoke says
Apologies, Steve – sideways comment on how the denizens of this site [including me] often [but not always] prefer a bit of old as opposed to new – hence, look WHERE you’re posting, ie on this site. Attempt at humour – failed miserably.
Anyway, no more grumbling on from me – carry on, sir!
Junior Wells says
When Dylan started bible classes at The Vineyard he was keen to not be noticed. Hmm well maybe not the cowboy boots, leather jacket and shades then Bob !
dai says
Think he wore a hoodie when visiting John and Paul’s houses on a minibus in Liverpool.
TrypF says
Didn’t he get arrested by cops for vagrancy while visiting the US home of one of his heroes?
Must be weird being Bob Dylan, both Uber-fans and the curious general public want to bother you, ALL the time. I can see why he likes anonymity where he can find it, and the need for his backstage rule: If the hood’s up, don’t bother Bob.
Junior Wells says
Springsteen’s family home.
Lemonhope says
1982, I’m on a train [either to, or from Liverpool – I can’t remember which] sitting opposite Chrissie Hynde. She was perfectly pleasant, sorry.
The Glastonbury set was bloody good
fitterstoke says
Huzzah! On both counts!
SteveT says
Glad that the Glastonbury set was good but Black Deer wasn’t -and not just my view.
Could have been because she was on her period but she is far too old for that 😀
dai says
Blimey
Haven’t watched the Glastonbury set but have seen them live a few times over many decades, always found them a bit disappointing.
Jaygee says
@Lemonhope
Wonder if your encounter was before she went vegan
hubert rawlinson says
I recall her saying in the early eighties suggesting burning down mcdonald’s.
2017 not a fan of ‘vegan tyranny’ (TMFTL)
https://www.naturalproductsonline.co.uk/news/vegan-tyranny-winds-declares-chrissie-hynde-bbc-biopic/#:~:text=Hynde%20became%20a%20vegetarian%20in,thing%20that%20happened%20to%20me%E2%80%9D.
Jaygee says
Says in the article she went vegetarian in 1969, doesn’t say anything about when she went over to the movement’s provisional wing
Chrisf says
The more important question though is what is the correct name of the band – is it Pretenders or The Pretenders ?
(This is critically important for those of us that have our music stored digitally).
On most albums it’s just “Pretenders” but on Learning To Crawl and Get Close its “The Pretenders”. Can it be so difficult to maintain consistency ?
fentonsteve says
You should try Siouxsie and the Banshees. Or Siouxsie And The Banshees. Or Siouxsie & the Banshees. Or…. (continues on p.94)
Rigid Digit says
The Creatures?
Black Type says
I always refer to them as Pretenders. It has become somewhat of a moveable feast.
See also: (The) Pet Shop Boys. They were very insistent at the beginning that there was no definitive article, mostly for aesthetic reasons, but nowadays Neil always introduces them as ‘the Pet Shop Boys’ in live performances.
Sewer Robot says
That’s the paradox at the heart of it. In a resolutely imperfect world it’s hard to get upset about punters chucking the “the” prefix on any name, however jarring.
But one’s inner pedant demands consistency from the artist – that there is a definitive name (especially when a dynamic name which made sense – “Smashing Pumpkins”, “Pogue Mahone” is diminished by the definite article). Alas, what goes on the cover is the prerogative of the artist.
And, as we know, their minds are basically mashed potatoes because of their prodigious appetite for drugs..
Rigid Digit says
Small Faces, and later Faces – no “The”
But … there is a compilation titled Changing Faces – The Very Best of Rod Stewart and The Faces. Annoys me every time I see it
(forgiven everytime I hear it)
Black Type says
Let’s hope Matt Johnson doesn’t start tinkering.
Boneshaker says
Indeed, but given that they refer to themselves (in the main) as “Pretenders”, it’s probably acceptable to call them the Pretenders, with the “the” in lower case, as it’s not technically part of the band name. Sounds a bit less clunky than just “Pretenders”.
See also Eagles / The Eagles / the Eagles……
H.P. Saucecraft says
The Marmalade started calling themselves Marmalade for counterculture cred. And the Grateful Dead are always referred to as the Grateful Dead (not in your house because you are a the Depeche Mode fan) but the the is missing on their records. Like subscribe.
David Kendal says
Wasn’t it the now departed James Blast who always referred to The Yes? I don’t know how this started, possibly a deliberate misreading of The Yes Album. For some reason, always funny. It made them sound as thought they toured the clubs and Butlins, rather than sailed boldly on Topographic Oceans.
GCU Grey Area says
Yes, that was one of Mr Blast’s.
Lunaman says
Good to hear James Blast being mentioned. He’s still here in spirit at least.
Uncle Wheaty says
He is indeed.
A great Scot and and fan of UFO.
Gardener says
I have a lot of love for The Pretenders, mainly the first 3 albums though. I did a mix on my radio show and sent it to Chrissie via socials but she never got back to me, I thought it would be right up her street, it was quite cheeky though…
SteveT says
Nah she only likes her new stuff which is strange because it is shit
fitterstoke says
Just an impression – but I get the sense that your experience at Black Deer has made you rather bitter…were you a committed fan prior to that?
SteveT says
@fitterstoke not sure bitter is the right word. Don’t know how you would describe a committed fan. I am not committed in the way I am to say Wilco, Elvis Costello or Richard Thompson for example. However I have 6 of her albums, have read and liked her autobiography. I even like breaking up the concrete which is not an album from her purple period.
I just thought she was incredibly rude. Will it stop me liking or listening to the albums I have?No.
Gardener says
she knows that folks only want to hear her old stuff though, so she’s likely to be a bit pissy
Tiggerlion says
A couple of years ago, she personally curated Pretenders I & II box sets. She can’t be that averse to the old stuff.
That band was superb, the combination of Hynde and Honeyman-Scott the catalyst for its chemistry. I wrote a review if you care to search for Pretenders (just one typo, I think. I concluded with a quite from Hynde herself when the band was inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame:
“I know that The Pretenders have looked like a tribute band for the last twenty years… And we’re paying tribute to James Honeyman-Scott and Pete Farndon, without whom we wouldn’t be here. And on the other hand, without us, they might have been here, but that’s the way it works in rock ‘n’ roll.”
She knows her limitations.
Diddley Farquar says
An act makes great records when they are young. It’s a young person’s game in the main. They had their imperial phase. We should be thankful and overlook the cranky moment and lesser performance. These people are old. Mostly we are not going to get what they came up with in their prime. But that’s OK, they’ve done enough. More than enough.
Black Celebration says
I’m imagining Marti DiBergi saying that about Spinal Tap. Ideally with them next to him initially nodding and then frowning as he goes on.
H.P. Saucecraft says
That little dog that chases the covered wagon underneath the sink?
Black Celebration says
I’m not following the reference HP. I need help.
hubert rawlinson says
Marty DiBergi:
Hello. My name is Marty DeBergi. I’m a film maker. I make a lot of commercials. That little dog that chases the covered wagon underneath the sink? That was mine
Black Celebration says
Thanks. It’s all coming back to me.
Tiggerlion says
You are better off staying in a state of arrested development.
Freddy Steady says
That’s just nitpicking.
SteveT says
Not entirely sure I agree with that Diddley. There are plenty of artists doing great stuff in their later years. I agree that the Pretenders earlier stuff was their best but I have said elsewhere on this post that Pulling up the concrete which is a late period album is very good. The stuff that I heard at Black Deer seemed to be lacking any melody. In her past she was very strong on melody.
Junior Wells says
10 off…make that 9 off a hamper. Hope that it is vegan substitute Corsair chicken in the hamper.
Mike_H says
I’m sure the highly-trained chef team at Corsair are working on it.
Tiggerlion says
Interesting Q&A
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2023/aug/06/chrissie-hynde-you-ask-questions-pretenders-relentless-interview
hubert rawlinson says
Not forgetting the other article in that edition about podcasts.
The Giddy Carousel of Pop.
I even bought a copy.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/aug/06/five-hottest-new-podcasts-media-storm-closet-confessions-giddy-carousel-pop-they-like-to-watch-dirty-air-f1
fentonsteve says
What a pair of nerds! You won’t catch us… er…
pawsforthought says
They’re all at it in the Graun-
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jul/08/on-my-radar-charlie-brooker-cultural-highlights-black-mirror