Well, how about visiting http://www.celebvm.com/ and getting a personalised video greeting from Owen Paul, the My Favourite Waste Of Time hitmaker? It’s only £25 and will be delivered within two weeks of placing your order. Make him insert your name into his only hit and be the envy of your friends.
How about one from Nikki Graham from off of Big Brother? £25 but a four week wait for her to tell you that she’d never vote for you to be evicted.
Terry from East 17? £20 and two weeks to hear Tel inform you that you’re a well sorted geezah.
Zammo from Grange Hill is a snip at £15.
Some bloke you’ve never heard of that was inside the Gamorrean Guard costume in Return of the Jedi? Yours for $30. ($30??!!)
Honestly, this entire website is like a cavalcade of desperation, Y-listers desperate not to be forgotten or downgraded, the stench of obsolescence omnipresent…
There are, I fear, some notable omissions. Any help in collecting their details for the website greatly received.
Why are they all rounded to the nearest 5 or 10 ponds (or dollars) except the weirdly specific £11.95 for ‘Casper – Youtube Star Singer, Musician’?
Perhaps he priced himself out of the market when he tried to charge £15, but refused to lower himself into the tenner a sleb pool. “No way am I in the same bracket as Kev Orkian, Comedy Pianist! It’s £11.95 and not a penny less!’
Santa is on there. well the rest of the year is his down time I guess
I would gladly pay £30 for an authenticated voicemail from Piers Morgan admitting that he hacked phones, bribed policemen and killed Lady Di.
As any Daily Express reader will tell you, Piers Morgan didn’t kill Lady Di. I won’t tell you who did, or The Man will come and silence me.
PS. Happy to provide any ‘Enders fans with my comedy Mike Reid “Oi! Pat! Leave it! Shut it, you Muppet” impression. Yours for only £5 to the usual address.
It was Prince Fuggin Philip!
You can have this one for free Baldy. I put an awful lot of effort into it.
Awww, you shouldn’t have!
Damn Yanks!
Gamorrean Guard ? Isn’t that something you ask for in a hushed tone at Boots?
There’s someone on the list called T Money.
To mean that means £3 a month to Doreen, and an obligation top pop over to Cost Cutter for a 4 pint Semi Skimmed and a 2 pint Skimmed very other week.
T Money of Long Island hip hop legends Original Concept? Shurely shome etc.
It gets obscurerer. OC’s album sleeve gave a shout-out to a local rap artist who rejoiced in the name Hip Hop Hitler.
I like my iPad but its auto suggest function makes me sound like at it.