Well, how about visiting http://www.celebvm.com/ and getting a personalised video greeting from Owen Paul, the My Favourite Waste Of Time hitmaker? It’s only £25 and will be delivered within two weeks of placing your order. Make him insert your name into his only hit and be the envy of your friends.
How about one from Nikki Graham from off of Big Brother? £25 but a four week wait for her to tell you that she’d never vote for you to be evicted.
Terry from East 17? £20 and two weeks to hear Tel inform you that you’re a well sorted geezah.
Zammo from Grange Hill is a snip at £15.
Some bloke you’ve never heard of that was inside the Gamorrean Guard costume in Return of the Jedi? Yours for $30. ($30??!!)
Honestly, this entire website is like a cavalcade of desperation, Y-listers desperate not to be forgotten or downgraded, the stench of obsolescence omnipresent…
There are, I fear, some notable omissions. Any help in collecting their details for the website greatly received.