I read that the UK Home Office is considering the possibility of using volunteers to man some UK external border posts in the future, and I’m very keen to get involved, providing I can impose my own rules on who gets in and who gets out. 2018 could turn out to be great year after all!
As far as entering the UK is concerned, anyone not adoring reggae recorded between 1974 & 1982 can stay out for good, and anyone not in thrall to the delights of ‘ver Dan can also do one. In the outbound direction, anyone who voted “Leave” will be welcome to do so, as soon as possible, on the understanding that they forgo their enfranchisement before they fork awf, and also that they will on no account ever be let back in. Results!
What are you particularly looking forward to doing/seeing/hearing/experiencing next year?