Hope I haven’t jinxed anybody…no.1108 please.
Welcome to the first month of the rest of your lives – it’s the pre/post-Tory apocalypse Wordle golf tournament
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Wordle 1,125 3/6
Too little too late
-1 , -3
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Wordle 1,125 4/6*
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Tricky par to finish.
Time for a dip in the pool.
Raises putter to crowd, wonders where Spoonie is.
Wordle 1,125 4/6*
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Par. -5.
Wordle 1,125 4/6
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Another par to complete a very average round indeed.
Wordle 1,125 4/6*
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Representative end to the round.
Wordle 1,125 6/6*
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Four under for the first nine, four over for the second. Game of two halves, Brian
Wordle 1,125 4/6
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Wordle 1,125 4/6
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Nearly a birdie.
Think the spoon might be mine for a third time😔
Another pile of shit bogey.
A good front nine – fell away badly on back nine.
Wordle 1,125 5/6
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Wordle 1,125 3/6*
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And another birdie to finish.
Wordle 1,125 4/6*
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Wordle 1,125 4/6*
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So here we are, we are where we are and that is here.
Leedsboy, Steve W: 67 (-5)
Plumb1909: 68 (-4)
Clive: 69 (-3)
Fortuneight: 70 (-1)
Mikethep, Paul Houston, Diffug: 71 (-1)
Chiz, Max the Dog, Lodes: 72 (par)
SteveT: 73 (+1)
Black Celeb: 75 (+3)
Jim, Cheshire Cat: 77 (+5)
So we have a shared gold medal and a shared wooden spoon…well played everybody!
Thanks Mike: great fun everyone
I’d like to thank my support team, my many fans and, most of all, the Good Lord for granting me (and Radio 4) the privilege of such a lofty finishing position. I accept the Winners Trophy with pride and, yes, humility. To all my fellow competitors I can only say”Well played, better luck next time.”
Improvement … cheers all hasta next month
Thanks Mike. Most enjoyable…
Thanks Mike – officiating of the highest order. Congratulations to Steve – an honour sharing the title with you again.
Lodes. Next month is your month I reckon.
Thank you very much, Mike, for fine officiating. Thanks everyone for another excellent competition. Congrats to Leedsboy – a pleasure to share the trophy with you again.
Looking forward to next month.
Congratulations to the winners and many thanks to Mike.
You’re all very welcome. The missus finds me disappearing to update the spreadsheet highly amusing for some reason.
Thanks Mike. I think we might need to consider a handicap system for future rounds, or at least have Leeds and Steve W play with their other hand.
Leeds & Steve W to change their starter to Xylem and their par is now a 3. What they do with their other hand is not something I wish to know
I was going to use poops.
I’ll add my thanks too Mike. See y’all next month.
Cheers Mike.
Played everyone.