Go on!
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p773/minibreakfast/glamour%20shot_zpssyz1i4qc.jpg
Type your first name followed by the words ‘glamour shots’ into Google and post the 3rd image result here.
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No idea how to post pictures, but I got Lemmy.
Not good enough. We need pics!
Same here….
https://d1w5usc88actyi.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bad-glamour-shots-2.jpg
Yep, me too. I’m not unhappy with that.
Ok didn’t work but the picture was of a 19th century carnival “freak”…
At least you tried.
Non more glamourous…
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/13/11/8a/13118a0630aed6812ba4307ebbf8c48b.jpg
Yikes!
You win mini! Yowzer!!
*fans face with hands*
I’m certainly winning in the ‘how to post a pic’ competition at the moment 🙂
You’re gonna love mine, which I’ll post tonight…
Can’t wait!
I’ve given up trying to post images but my search revealed a line up that would make Inspector Knacker proud. In the first three rows I also found Lemmy and a shot of a Mr Z Stardust cuddling a kitten. How very Afterword.
I am disappoint.
Hah.
Although slightly disappointing as 2 and 4 are absolute corkers.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/Suzanne219/collie-glamour-shot-suzanne-powers_zpsisi0hhin.jpg
Who’s a good girl, den! *pats Ruby on head*
Go on then, let’s see 2 and 4.
*needs to learn to resize* Sorry about that; the size is rather disproportionate to the result. 😀 😀
Story of my life.
Arf!
‘What’s that Lassie? You say Timmy’s trawling Google for glamour shots?’
Here’s 2; for the sake of your eyes, I resized, although my hair does look like this today:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y186/Suzanne219/maxresdefault_zpszj5ublg0.jpg
“Oh, he’s very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude.”
….from one of those frightful musical numbers at the end of The Two Ronnies
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p703/11sLament/dog_glamour_shots_1_zpsz8voqgos.jpg
I say!!
(Cue Daddy’s saucepot comments about doggy avatars……..
Avatar in reverse is Trabant Car which says as much as I need to know)
Aw, cute underbite! *rubs retro’s tum*
Nice to see the fellow went to a decent school.
About right.
http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g401/mikethep/glamour-shots-29_zpsobtkzfiz.jpg
Manly stuff.
Not so manly – his gun’s fore-sight is all floppy, and hangs down. Under the barrel. Should be standing up – the thing on the barrel at the end of the black bit, that is.
Next week – never watch war films and documentaries with Grey Area . . .
Also, he’s been cought pretending to be Morticia Adams and has simply picked up that gun in an attempt to reassert his manliness.
(Uncertain if that is a penis/scrotum combo or a vulva at the bottom of the pic, schitzu wimmins being prone to a degree of vulvomegaly)
“Add ‘vulvomegaly’ to dictionary?” Um, no thanks Kindle.
It’s a Scandinavian hatchback.
Scrotum is almost certainly a thing you can buy from Ikea. One of those bag things you can stuff old carrier bags in, and which hangs down in a cupboard, dispensing old carrier bags. Possibly.
And a Penis/Scrotum Combo is a very damning description of The Rolling Stones.
Ha!
I suspect her real name’s not Ian
“Watch the birdie Ian. No, just one of them!”
Just as well I can’t post pictures coz it doesn’t do me justice at all. It was cold.
Oh I dunno.
Anyone called John out there is in for a treat.
No, can’t do pics either, but it was a reasonably handsome looking chap. Thankfully not waving an erection at me, as featured in more than a few of the other photos
total cheat, but the third one on the top row is so pedestrian compared to the others
http://i1058.photobucket.com/albums/t407/maggieloveshopey/Screenshot%202015-07-15%2009.08.43_zpsr2zv9awe.png
Please, please tell me your real first name is “Tugboat”.
l-r: Rob C, bob, black celebration, kfd, moose on a Friday night, clearly dogfacedboy there, hp (rampant) and of course steerpike on the end.
The third one is saying “Wolves did it!!”
I got Lemmy, too. I can live with that.
I’m really hoping this pic posting works, as I think I win:
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2631/3706293256_a5a71e7e6b_z.jpg?zz=1
Dammit!
Cor, Mick Hucknall’s really let himself go.
“I’ll be in the crawl space if you want me, dear”
http://i776.photobucket.com/albums/yy42/stevewilkinson7/Unknown-1_zpsuztqclyo.jpeg
*hides*
Undeniably me.
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i449/charlieboy14/glam_zps3a9gwhpk.jpg
I won’t ask what you’re rolling between your palms.
Kenny G without photoshop!
http://s7.postimg.org/rsf47ll0r/glamour.jpg
http://postimg.org/image/s56ids3af/
Nope, just not having it
You and @atcf must be twins!
Here you go
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/i449/charlieboy14/image.jpg1_zpsho3gs8cm.jpg
This is one-time Nipple Erector Mick Hucknall.
Erm..
http://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2013/05/041612-2192617_6_3937431_full-e1369504343388/2449551926.jpg
People, you really must host these images yourselves, e.g. on Photobucket, or they won’t embed.
(p.s. @number-six – phwooaa…..eeurgh)
@minibreakfast I thought he caught my inner torment well..
Not to mention the outer torment.
Mine is the same as @mikethep above. Instead I searched for Beany and this was the first photo on the page (the third was just boring).
https://flic.kr/p/vKpim5
Umm…… um.
Er….. erm…..
Nope. Still speechless.
Photographer:”OK my darling, now just relax and tell me what look you want me to capture?
Girl: “Twin Peaks’ Killer BOB meets the old woman in the red coat in Don’t Look Now if it’s not too much trouble.”
This made me laugh, quite literally, like a drain.
Bending the rules slightly (it was the 2nd image) but hey, form a queue ladies!
http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg482/Spoodledude/qUBc4zi.jpg
I have confused feelings about this one.
Me too. I thought the rule was a Fu Manhcu goes with an off the shoulder number.
For Chrissake, I’m at work! At some point, I’ll have a go at this and die a little bit more inside.
It might be different on startpage, but on google I got that ghetto Helicopter afro american Lady Gaga lookalike with assorted boyfriend:
I sincerely hopes it works!
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/52/81/d452819230890b64293da140c89c0c7e.jpg
That’s stunning chopper.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/52/81/d452819230890b64293da140c89c0c7e.jpg
Nope ?https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d4/52/81/d452819230890b64293da140c89c0c7e.jpg
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=webhp&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=vnKmVY7uIsHvUu3Ul4AP&q=scott+glamour+shots&oq=scott+gla&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.0.0l5.3043.8058.0.10148.10.10.0.1.1.0.220.1543.0j7j3.10.0.ckpsrh…0…1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.10.1359.3.t5lu-1MIfeE#imgrc=WUS7svNK9hvmpM%3A
Ok, so I need to practice posting images, but no. 3 is good, as are a few of the others!
Gosh, the world is a frightening place sometimes, isn’t it?
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fc/cb/91/fccb91584574db242dc99bc5ced8d9b8.jpg
No idea how to post images.
If i was going to have a sex change, this would be me.
What you doin’ Friday night? Fancy a drink?
Somewhat appropriately, a Nordic demigod displaying his powerfully-developed right arm.
http://i1267.photobucket.com/albums/jj554/moosethemooche1/20080814-2715_zpsjdn8bcg3.jpg
I’m right-clicking and saving that one for ‘later’.
Before you do, I would remind you that this also appears on the thread “Afterworders Breaking Wind”
@bingo-little Grace!!! Yes.
Easy, ladies…
http://41.media.tumblr.com/2c901368adce891b9f861a19bc2ed4ab/tumblr_inline_noxguwUndR1qen698_500.jpg
You and HP have the same stylist!
I don’t want to know how this happened.
http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/Gatz_photos/image.jpg1.jpg
@minibreakfast You can rub my tummy any time you’re ready.
Well I tried, but your bullet belt got in the way.
Me too! Me too!
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p715/bobtheidiot1978/bad-glamour-shots-2_zpseec1p6uv.jpg
Argh! You’re ENORMOUS!
YOU KNOW IT.
Full name:
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t490/Rigid_Digit/B_6MaOVUQAA3XVU_zpsnjavgaov.jpg
Abbreviated name:
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t490/Rigid_Digit/178202220.0_standard_400.0_zpsxzhmprt4.jpg
Afterword name:
http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t490/Rigid_Digit/dancepad_zpsgfli1spq.jpg
None of them are me (honest!).
Lemmy and the first picture in the OP also appear (but not 3rd)
Wotta hunk you are.
Someone had already posted the one I got, so I tried glamour photos and here’s my third
http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u577/Mrpolly/bowie_zpsmiqhcm9f.jpg
The afterword answer is is of course Bowie.
Afterword name gives
http://i1322.photobucket.com/albums/u577/Mrpolly/hepburn_zpsuk8yjyne.jpg
That first photo is my dream come true!
The second one is mine!
🙂
So glad I went to the hairdressers before I got this shot
http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r761/salwarpe1/picture-7_zpsjkkrjily.jpg
I bet you have magnificent fetlocks.
Fancy a ride, mini? Saddle optional.
Not sure? Here I am in full:
http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r761/salwarpe1/dscn1495_zpst4a5uph6.jpg
And here’s my Afterword nom-de-plume:
http://i1366.photobucket.com/albums/r761/salwarpe1/Sluicing20River20Salwarpe_zpsezroazyr.jpg
Canoe in pocket and pleased to see you
Mind yer bobble.
Oh I say
Hang on – you got the poor horse SHOT?!!
Well I had to mainline her some ketamine before I showed her the photo – she’s never looked s o desirable.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/dd/87/7a/dd877ad670bd643381cfb1e6858a46e3.jpg
choose any leg…
Diddle-iddle-iddle-um….
Ha! Some prankster has replaced me with @rabtdog
http://i1022.photobucket.com/albums/af344/embraman/glam.jpg
One of the Hairy Bikers, surely?
I wouldn’t fancy his quiche.
I got him too.
GB. Makes ya proud don’t it? Gets you there?
*dabs away patriotic tear*
me:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r139/badartdog/glamour%20shot_zpsp5wbfnkm.jpg
Run to the hills.
Run for your lives.
Winner.
It looks staged.
Who is Pizon-bros and how does he make such a brilliant comment?
Oh, I dunno. We have Guns and Ammo and Columns evenings down our village hall that look like that.
Please could you post my 3rd pic, mini? It’s beyond me…
(The name’s Andrea in case you hadn’t worked it out already ?).
The pleasure is entirely mine:
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p773/minibreakfast/andrea_zpsd3t5bjz4.jpg
(bloody hell!)
SUBO!!!
Now that is beautiful of course (& sooooo like me it’s untrue…) but it came up with a different one this morning- the one with the heavy topless gal holding a sword!!
http://i1350.photobucket.com/albums/p773/minibreakfast/andrea%202_zpsijv3tn6w.jpg
Good grief.
Aaah, that’s more like it.
Ta mini!
What’s so hard about posting images? It takes seconds. Upload to Photobucket, copy the Direct link, paste in. That’s it.
How does one upload to photobucket?
There’s an upload button on the site. If you search on youtube for “photobucket tutorial” there are many excellent short videos explaining how to use it.
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
Both of them are d e a d …
What are they both looking at? (My guess is andielou no.2).
I felt disenfranchised, mini, being just another lemmy, so I tried a different spelling, and got this:
http://i1318.photobucket.com/albums/t642/burtkocain/1031_spongethug_zpsh0nluy3n.jpg
It’s you to a tee!
Ask not what I am coddling in my right hand …
I say…
It’s the Afterword Christmas party! Well, me ‘n’ Burt, sorry HP, anyway.
I am Sad Amputee Santa.
I got this
What, like, a lot?
Nice brick work.
‘brickwork’ ?
Clarification please, mods.
That child has been given a “Punk Rocker” hair-style by his mother. The obscene gesture has inevitably followed. As will pogo-style dancing, glue-sniffing, spitting and swearing.
In short, he is turning into a right little fucking rotter.
This isn’t me, honest!
Which one isn’t you?
(Apart from all of them, of course.)
Haven’t posted an image on the site before – oh for a preview facility on Comments – so don’t know if this will work:
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/2013-11/imagebuzz/webdr05/1/15/this-photo-of-my-friends-needs-to-be-included-in–10415-1383333679-37.jpg
Uncannilly like me, anyway
Bah. Life’s too short to try again.
Lovely!
Keep those earrings away from the lathe, tho’.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=neil+glamour+shots&biw=1366&bih=622&tbm=isch&imgil=RWVOZRUEYsJ9xM%253A%253BYbl5h_SQsLRdGM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.pinterest.com%25252F2spadespro%25252Fgolf-shots%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=RWVOZRUEYsJ9xM%253A%252CYbl5h_SQsLRdGM%252C_&usg=__EopWeSM-V7zKVqvRrd0r8zhWfDI%3D&ved=0CDAQyjdqFQoTCLeRjoaEn8cCFeSZ2wodBRcBAw&ei=N97IVfeZI-Sz7gaFroQY#imgrc=RWVOZRUEYsJ9xM%3A&usg=__EopWeSM-V7zKVqvRrd0r8zhWfDI%3D