All this talk of hampers, has made me think.
What are the surprise contents of the above hamper?
Be inventive, be creative.
Top answer wins.
Today’s Kwik Kwizz, Guess what’s in the hamper.
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s head
Undead, undead, undead
It’s Justin Beiber.
Is it Justin Bieber?
only if he was diced.
Maybe it’s Justin Beiber.
Two scotch eggs and a sausage roll?
Two apples and a banana?
A lovely pear?
Another smaller hamper, and another, and another, and another. With an olive doused in vodka at the centre
Is it an offer of shares in Sports Direct?
Inedible fruit preserved in syrup.
So a Justin Bieber record?
I liked that Mini, even if no one else did.
Cheers Freddie. The crackers are yours if I win.
Hoi!
It’s okay, you’ve been upgraded to the Gentleman’s Relish.
I normally provide my own.
A toy Ford Transit with a picture of the composer of “Fidelio” on the side of it.
Yes, a Hamper Van Beethoven.
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps*.
*Walker’s Cheese & Onion.
Is it Schrödinger’s cat?
Or isn’t it?
And it isn’t Pavlov’s Dog, or Nellie Melba’s budgie
Bri’s ashtray replete with roach ends, HP Saucecraft’s book of jokes, a Barclay James Harvest box set courtesy of Bargepole and a Fray Bentos pie with a best before date of 2005.
No CDs or LPs?
Some of you have far too many for your own good.
On today of all days I would have thought that well known New York duo Cohen and Manafort could pop out of the box with a few more pleasant surprises.
They’ve made my day.
A long “snake”* that is attached to the inside lining, designed to fright and alarm, causing mirth to those in the know.
*Not that sort……
Is it the Lighthouse Family?
Beetroot?
The Wicker Man’s lunch?
I don’t know, that hamper in the picture looks so cute that empty would be quite cool too. But it’s not the ‘real hamper’, is it? Oh wait … there’s no real hamper, is there?
The Hamper is bigger on the inside.
Oh for goodness sake this is so easy. A photograph of HP asleep beside Peter Gabriel, a pair of Tigger’s driving gloves, a pair of Moose’s grey and somewhat stained underpants, a watercolour of Gary in his posing pouch and best of of all Mini’s special and only worn once (and my what a night) bra. Oh, almost forgot – a very small hamper within a hamper with a label that says ” You really didn’t believe there was a hamper did you?”
Or it could be a picnic.
I just got a hamper, which shows it’s too easy. I mean it’s like when they gave me those A-levels. I was too embarrassed to give them back.
Why is the hamper wearing bondage gear?
Why are any of us?
A Merriam-Webster dictionary?
Andy Pandy, Looby Lou, and Teddy.
Winner, Shirley!
I know some of you are desperate to know the contents and if you have one the prize.
Thanks to all who entered I’m sorry that we can’t display all your answers in the gallery.
However the correct answer was ‘ a naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock (usually silicate) and mineral particles. It is defined by size, being finer than gravel and coarser than silt. ‘
Yes it’s sand inside the hamper. A Hampersand in fact.
I can’t right now think of a punishment cruel enough for you, Hubes. Perhaps that’s another thread?
Just for you @H-P-Saucecraft
Have a barchan of sand.
Shamal!
Michael Jackson lives!
Just entered a competition to win a hamper from the Independent.
Fingers crossed.
Is it Nazi Punks F*** Off! by The Dead Kennedys?
The next Australian Prime Minister