What is wrong with this place? Nescape Navigator just can’t make head or tail of it. I’ll have to complain to the European Commission unless something can be done about it.
What’s the going rate for sub-editing contracts at Number 10? They must be paying peanuts if they are getting out-of-date monkeys.
Minor wrinkles. As soon as we’ve done trade deals with Ceylon, Siam, Rhodesia and Indochina we’ll all be living the good life*
(*meaning we’ll have to grow our own vegetables….in the seventies)
But I’m only 50. Does that mean I have to wait 2 decades before I can legally grow a marrow?
Simply hop in a time machine, set the controls for the heart of the Brown Era and hey presto! It’s bulging squashes all round.
Uh Oh! It seems the peanuts have gone mouldy.
“Best Before Jun 2010”
What else can we pay the monkeys with?
Nescape Navigator, Foxy? Haven’t you upgrade to Covfefe?
I’m confused by this.
**Consults AltaVista**
You should be using Astalavista, it’s much more interesting.
You guys are not with it at all, am off to myspace to discover some new music…
Nah, grandad – get with Napster!
I prefer Friends Reunited myself (more grown-up friendly).
Wait til The Grauniad hears of this.
*fires up Telnet, reaches for POP3 manual*
WEEEEEE-SKRRRCCCCCHHHH-BEEEEEEEP-KRSHHHHHHHH
…..mmm, nice Krautrock vibe….
I’m typing this on my BBC B so I don’t know what you lot are all complaining about. It has just been wheeled in from next door, we’ve only got it for a week. Decent keyboard though, you can hear each keypress from the kitchen.
And it’s British!
Just firing up the 28.8 US Robotics Sportster. Still have mine!